Frank Gannucci
02-25-2008, 07:35 AM
"Ralph's Big Mouth" (aka "Mind Your Own Business"):
Ed: "Suppose they don't give me the promotion?"
Ralph: "Then you scare them. Tell them that after 17 years in the sewer, you are finally washing your hands of the whole thing."
"A Dog's Life":
Ed: "How about we call the food: 'Kramden's Delicious Marshall'?"
Ralph: "Marshall?"
Ed: "Well, we don't know what this food is. We might as well call it Marshall."
"A Dog's Life":
(Ralph brings some food to Mr. Marshall in his lunch box.)
Ralph: "I got in here (lunchbox) a million dollars."
Ed: "Then you must have had a good day on the bus."
"Man In The Blue Suit":
(Ralph and Ed have just finished playing poker with ther friends.)
Ralph: "Did you ever see a sore loser like that?"
Ed: "Yes, I did. Two weeks ago when you lost."
"Lawsuit":
Ralph: "I have to put some weight on my broken leg."
Ed: "You are just the boy that can do it."
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "I will get the $300 Alice. I will get the $300 if I have to sell everything in this house."
Alice: "Fine. But what are you going to do about the other $280?"
"The Honeymoon Is Over":
(Alice is dresssed up as a young lady.)
Alice: "Who is going to look at me Ralph. I'm an old woman."
Ralph: "Who would look at an old woman? An old man."
"Curse of The Kramdens":
Ralph: "I didn't know that Jackie Gleason was irish."
Ed: "Yeah. His family came during the potato famine. In fact, they may have caused it."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ralph: "Do you have anyone to call to them that you are not coming back?"
Ed: "Who do I have to call? All I have to do is write a note and drop it in the nearest manhole."
Ed: "Suppose they don't give me the promotion?"
Ralph: "Then you scare them. Tell them that after 17 years in the sewer, you are finally washing your hands of the whole thing."
"A Dog's Life":
Ed: "How about we call the food: 'Kramden's Delicious Marshall'?"
Ralph: "Marshall?"
Ed: "Well, we don't know what this food is. We might as well call it Marshall."
"A Dog's Life":
(Ralph brings some food to Mr. Marshall in his lunch box.)
Ralph: "I got in here (lunchbox) a million dollars."
Ed: "Then you must have had a good day on the bus."
"Man In The Blue Suit":
(Ralph and Ed have just finished playing poker with ther friends.)
Ralph: "Did you ever see a sore loser like that?"
Ed: "Yes, I did. Two weeks ago when you lost."
"Lawsuit":
Ralph: "I have to put some weight on my broken leg."
Ed: "You are just the boy that can do it."
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "I will get the $300 Alice. I will get the $300 if I have to sell everything in this house."
Alice: "Fine. But what are you going to do about the other $280?"
"The Honeymoon Is Over":
(Alice is dresssed up as a young lady.)
Alice: "Who is going to look at me Ralph. I'm an old woman."
Ralph: "Who would look at an old woman? An old man."
"Curse of The Kramdens":
Ralph: "I didn't know that Jackie Gleason was irish."
Ed: "Yeah. His family came during the potato famine. In fact, they may have caused it."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ralph: "Do you have anyone to call to them that you are not coming back?"
Ed: "Who do I have to call? All I have to do is write a note and drop it in the nearest manhole."