Things You Wouldn't Normally Say Or Ask

[ClassicTVGal]

Things on tv shows (or movies) you wouldn't normally say or ask...

Who called you on your shoe?

[99: "Who called you on your shoe, Max?" - Get Smart, Again! TV-Movie (1989)]

[Mikado]

FROM CORNER GAS
Hank is upset because hes wearing the same shirt as Brent:

Hank: "Look at us, were identical!"
Brent: "We arent identical, we arent wearing the same pants!"
Hank: "I don't even want to GET into your pants!"
Brent: "And you won't , if you keep whining like that!" :rofl:

[AB]

^ :lol:


Beverly Hillbillies

Mr. Drysdale: "Why yes I'll lend you all you need, after all its only money"

[sunshinefizzy]

From Seinfeld:

"Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I gotta plead ignorance on this one because if I knew this sort of thing was frowned upon, I wouldn't have done it."

[Ireneparalegal]

Jeannie: How should I punish him? Should I give him death of a thousand itches.
Major Healey: How about scratches?
Jeannie: Itches are much worse

[dawsongirl]

Pretty much anything that Dr. Bellows asked Tony. In the episode I'm watching now, he asked Tony why he had a tiger in his living room.

[Mikado]

Pretty much anything that Dr. Bellows asked Tony. In the episode I'm watching now, he asked Tony why he had a tiger in his living room.
:rofl: Or anything asked by Darrin's Mom on Bewitched!