LuLu Rogers
01-06-2008, 04:41 AM
Chapter One
The sound of Reveille filled the air as a new day dawned on the 4077th. Hawkeye and Trapper sat next to each other in the Swamp, waiting for their bunkmate Frank to wake up. Frank mumbled something incoherent and tried to reach up and scratch his head, but he couldn’t move his arm. His eyes shot open in shock when he realized he was tied to the bed.
“You…you DEGENERATES!” He screamed, struggling against the ropes.
“Take it easy Frank, you’ll get yourself all tied up in knots.” Trapper quipped, winking at Hawkeye which caused both men to burst into laughter.
“Get me out of this!” Frank whined.
“Sorry Frank, breakfast is getting cold.” Hawkeye grinned and Trapper followed him toward the mess tent, leaving a livid Ferret Face screaming obscenities.
“I wonder what the cook plans to kill us with this morning.” Hawkeye queered as he and Trapper walked across the compound.
As they were walking, they didn’t notice the woman running through the compound and she crashed into them.
“Hey! What’s the big idea?!”
“Yeah, watch where you’re going pal!”
“Hey! Why don‘t you watch where you‘re going?!”
Trapper and Hawkeye looked at each other in shock, then back at the woman on the ground in front of them.
“How stupid of me, let me help you.”
Trapper took her hand and helped her up. The two men simply stared at her in awe as she dusted off her clothes. She was tall, about five foot nine with long brown hair that was pulled back with a ribbon underneath her cowboy hat, a curvy figure and the most beautiful green eyes they had ever seen. She was sweaty and wearing nothing but a bikini top and shorts.
“You’ll have to forgive my friend here, he’s really clumsy.”
Hawkeye managed a goofy smile.
“No problem, I should watch where I’m going. I’m Leslie by the way, Leslie Williams, but my friends call me Les.”
She smiled and shook their hands.
“Pierce comma Hawkeye.”
“John McIntyre, Trapper to my friends.”
“Well Hawkeye, Trapper, it’s very nice to meet you both.”
She tipped her hat and smiled.
“Likewise, Uh Leslie, why haven’t I seen you around here before? I never miss out on a lady at the 4077th.”
Hawkeye wriggled his eyebrows, causing Leslie to laugh.
“Probably because I just got here last night.”
“Ahh, you must be one of the new nurses Henry ordered.”
Trapper and Hawkeye grinned at each other.
“Oh no, I’m not….”
“Henry said he was getting us some beauties, but wow! He’s really outdone himself this time!”
“Oh well thank you, but you see I’m not….”
Before Leslie could finish an announcement came over the PA system.
“ATTENTION ALL PERSONELL! SENIOR SURGICAL STAFF AND FATHER MULCAHY REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO COLONEL BLAKE’S OFFICE! SHAKE IT, SIRS!”
“Damn, just when we were getting to know each other better!”
“What could Henry possibly want now?”
The two men whined and turned toward Henry’s office.
“You boys mind if I tag along?”
Leslie asked curiously.
“No, the more the merrier.”
Trapper grinned and took her arm in his. Not wanting to be left out, Hawkeye took her other arm and they walked into Henry’s office.
Hotlips, Frank and Father Mulcahy were already seated when the three of them came in. There were only two chairs left, so Trapper sat down and pulled Leslie into his lap. Hawkeye glared at him in anger, but Trapper only grinned and stuck his tongue out playfully.
“Well gang, now that you’re all here I have some good news.”
Henry grinned and lit his cigar.
“This better be good Henry, some of us have places we’d rather be.”
Trapper wriggled his eyebrows suggestively.
“Why Trap, are you into watching?”
Hawkeye grinned triumphantly.
“Would you two ninnies shut your traps so we can hear what Colonel Blake has to say?”
Frank whined. The two men glared at Frank and gave him the finger.
“Colonel, did you see that?”
Hotlips asked in shock.
“Never mind all that, don’t you want to hear the good news?”
“Yes Colonel, please tell us.”
Father Mulcahy piped in, ignoring the antics of the rest of the group.
Leslie just watched in silence, a huge grin on her face.
“I brought you all here to welcome our new surgeon.”
“That’s great Henry! Where is he?”
Everyone started looking around the room.
“SHE is on your lap McIntyre.”
“Leslie, you’re our new surgeon?!”
Hawkeye asked in disbelief.
“That’s me.”
Leslie grinned.
“Leslie Williams, at your service.”
She stood up and playfully took a bow, grinning at Henry who was grinning back at her while everyone else in the rooms jaw had hit the floor.
The sound of Reveille filled the air as a new day dawned on the 4077th. Hawkeye and Trapper sat next to each other in the Swamp, waiting for their bunkmate Frank to wake up. Frank mumbled something incoherent and tried to reach up and scratch his head, but he couldn’t move his arm. His eyes shot open in shock when he realized he was tied to the bed.
“You…you DEGENERATES!” He screamed, struggling against the ropes.
“Take it easy Frank, you’ll get yourself all tied up in knots.” Trapper quipped, winking at Hawkeye which caused both men to burst into laughter.
“Get me out of this!” Frank whined.
“Sorry Frank, breakfast is getting cold.” Hawkeye grinned and Trapper followed him toward the mess tent, leaving a livid Ferret Face screaming obscenities.
“I wonder what the cook plans to kill us with this morning.” Hawkeye queered as he and Trapper walked across the compound.
As they were walking, they didn’t notice the woman running through the compound and she crashed into them.
“Hey! What’s the big idea?!”
“Yeah, watch where you’re going pal!”
“Hey! Why don‘t you watch where you‘re going?!”
Trapper and Hawkeye looked at each other in shock, then back at the woman on the ground in front of them.
“How stupid of me, let me help you.”
Trapper took her hand and helped her up. The two men simply stared at her in awe as she dusted off her clothes. She was tall, about five foot nine with long brown hair that was pulled back with a ribbon underneath her cowboy hat, a curvy figure and the most beautiful green eyes they had ever seen. She was sweaty and wearing nothing but a bikini top and shorts.
“You’ll have to forgive my friend here, he’s really clumsy.”
Hawkeye managed a goofy smile.
“No problem, I should watch where I’m going. I’m Leslie by the way, Leslie Williams, but my friends call me Les.”
She smiled and shook their hands.
“Pierce comma Hawkeye.”
“John McIntyre, Trapper to my friends.”
“Well Hawkeye, Trapper, it’s very nice to meet you both.”
She tipped her hat and smiled.
“Likewise, Uh Leslie, why haven’t I seen you around here before? I never miss out on a lady at the 4077th.”
Hawkeye wriggled his eyebrows, causing Leslie to laugh.
“Probably because I just got here last night.”
“Ahh, you must be one of the new nurses Henry ordered.”
Trapper and Hawkeye grinned at each other.
“Oh no, I’m not….”
“Henry said he was getting us some beauties, but wow! He’s really outdone himself this time!”
“Oh well thank you, but you see I’m not….”
Before Leslie could finish an announcement came over the PA system.
“ATTENTION ALL PERSONELL! SENIOR SURGICAL STAFF AND FATHER MULCAHY REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO COLONEL BLAKE’S OFFICE! SHAKE IT, SIRS!”
“Damn, just when we were getting to know each other better!”
“What could Henry possibly want now?”
The two men whined and turned toward Henry’s office.
“You boys mind if I tag along?”
Leslie asked curiously.
“No, the more the merrier.”
Trapper grinned and took her arm in his. Not wanting to be left out, Hawkeye took her other arm and they walked into Henry’s office.
Hotlips, Frank and Father Mulcahy were already seated when the three of them came in. There were only two chairs left, so Trapper sat down and pulled Leslie into his lap. Hawkeye glared at him in anger, but Trapper only grinned and stuck his tongue out playfully.
“Well gang, now that you’re all here I have some good news.”
Henry grinned and lit his cigar.
“This better be good Henry, some of us have places we’d rather be.”
Trapper wriggled his eyebrows suggestively.
“Why Trap, are you into watching?”
Hawkeye grinned triumphantly.
“Would you two ninnies shut your traps so we can hear what Colonel Blake has to say?”
Frank whined. The two men glared at Frank and gave him the finger.
“Colonel, did you see that?”
Hotlips asked in shock.
“Never mind all that, don’t you want to hear the good news?”
“Yes Colonel, please tell us.”
Father Mulcahy piped in, ignoring the antics of the rest of the group.
Leslie just watched in silence, a huge grin on her face.
“I brought you all here to welcome our new surgeon.”
“That’s great Henry! Where is he?”
Everyone started looking around the room.
“SHE is on your lap McIntyre.”
“Leslie, you’re our new surgeon?!”
Hawkeye asked in disbelief.
“That’s me.”
Leslie grinned.
“Leslie Williams, at your service.”
She stood up and playfully took a bow, grinning at Henry who was grinning back at her while everyone else in the rooms jaw had hit the floor.