Janet Jackson Claims Her New Album Will Cause A 'Baby Boom'

[Brian Damage]

Pop star Janet Jackson is predicting a baby boom nine months after her new album is released - because her music is the ultimate aphrodisiac. The 41-year-old claims she is constantly confronted by fans who have conceived kids while listening to her tunes.

She says, "You don't know how many people come up to me and say, 'This child was conceived listening to you.'

With a new LP Discipline on the way, Jackson reveals there are tracks on there that will inspire more couples to procreate: "I love the dance. I love the mid tempo stuff. I love the slow songs and the baby making songs. It still has that element to it."


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[Dean Winchester]

oh god... NO MORE BABY MAKING SONGS!!!!!!

Her low point on all of her albums are the baby making songs, especially on All For You when there was a suite of about 25 minutes worth back to back to back. Plus, those songs aren't sexy, they're slutty. Does anyone think "Moist" is about taking a slice of a good piece of cake? LOL

[catlover79]

puke: Really makes you yearn for the days of "Let's Wait Awhile", doesn't it??

[Dean Winchester]

I'm surprised she's still addicted to sex three albums after the Super Bowl fiasco. Madonna certainly overdid the slut/sex thing in the early 90's, but she was a smart enough businesswoman to know when it was time to stop acting like a nymphomaniac and put her clothes back on, plus she was about 35-36 when she finally said goodbye to the oversexed image. Janet is almost 42.

[Ireneparalegal]

ATTENTION ALL YOU FUTURE BABIES DADDY'S WHOSE LADIES LOVE TO LISTEN TO JANET JACKSON:


GET A JOB!!!!!!!!

[catlover79]

I'm surprised she's still addicted to sex three albums after the Super Bowl fiasco. Madonna certainly overdid the slut/sex thing in the early 90's, but she was a smart enough businesswoman to know when it was time to stop acting like a nymphomaniac and put her clothes back on, plus she was about 35-36 when she finally said goodbye to the oversexed image. Janet is almost 42.
You hit it right on the head. It's so funny because I've been watching reruns of Janet in Good Times. Hard to believe the same girl worried about "stomach mumps" would turn out like this! :eek:

[88survivor]

Stop with the overused sex kitten talk already, Janet! That is in Britney territory...ah, Janet still believes sex sells and bs walks. She is so not in the music scene at all. With all that boob surgery she had, her I.Q is like what....below 20?:rolleyes:

[Dean Winchester]

Stop with the overused sex kitten talk already, Janet! That is in Britney territory...ah, Janet still believes sex sells and bs walks. She is so not in the music scene at all. With all that boob surgery she had, her I.Q is like what....below 20?:rolleyes:
I can see Janet being like the Family Guy spoof of Britney's "comeback tour", with her being in her 60's, morbidly obese and in a wheelchair but "I'm still sexy y'all!!!" :lol:

[Ireneparalegal]

Janet needs some dramatic changes to her music career and fast. Jermaine Dupree is obviously stuck on "sex" and using Janet to evoke that.

[MonarC]

I like the Rock n Roll side of Janet better than this seuxal stuff.

[SBTB Geek]

She's overly sexualized... up to the point that it makes her music suffer. Some songs on Damita Jo and 20 Y.O. were borderline pornographic.

[TJL]

Oh grow up Janet.

;)

[catlover79]

Oh grow up Janet.

;)
:yeahthat You said it, my friend!! :lol:

[Dean Winchester]

Janet is a prime candidate for testing "adult chastity belts"

[catlover79]

Janet is a prime candidate for testing "adult chastity belts"
:brent Good luck!