Frank Gannucci
12-26-2007, 07:30 AM
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ed: "I was born under the sign of Pieces The Fish."
Ralph: "You were born under the sign of Pistachio The Nut."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "Since I found out that I am Taurus The Bull, I have become a new man."
Alice: "You may be a new man but it's the same old bull."
"This Is Your Life Part 1":
Ralph: "14 years, I have fractured myself driving a bus, just to take care of her. All ofa sudden today, I see her coming out of a restuarant and go into a cab with another guy. That's loyalty for you."
Ed: "The least she could have done was take a bus."
"The Safety Award":
Ed: "Somebody down at the bus depot had an idead for a plaque to put on Ralph's bus that says: 'You are now driving with the World's Safest Bus Driver: Ralph Kramden.'"
Alice: "Oh, a plaque like that. I like that. Ed, you can tell me, who thought of the idea?"
Ed: "Ralph."
"The Safety Award":
Ralph: "You got to talk Trixie into taking that dress off."
Ed: "I am too young to die."
"You're In The Picture":
(Alice seeing a photo of a woman kissing Ralph, jumps to the conclusion that Ralph is seeing another woman. Ralph tries to tell her that the woman is a blackmailer and much to Ralph's chagrin, she forced herself on him, but to no avail. A policeman comes and explains that the woman in the picture is a blackmailer and reveals the fact that what Ralph said was true.)
Alice: "Forgive me Ralph."
Ralph: "Not yet, I want to enjoy this for a while."
"The Safety Award":
Man: "How close are you to Ralph Kramden."
Ed: "I am as close as anybody can get to him."
"The Main Event":
Ralph: "Alice, come on out. Dynamite is here."
(Alice slams the bedroom door.)
Ralph: "I guess that she is still asleep."
"The Honeymoon Is Over":
(Ed puts a beauty mark on Ralph's left cheek after the makeup put some makeup on Ralph's eyes and lipstick.)
Ralph: "What did you just do?"
Ed: "I put a beauty mark on your left cheek."
Ralph: "Why did you do that?"
Ed: "Without it, you look exactly like Barbara Streisand."
Ed: "I was born under the sign of Pieces The Fish."
Ralph: "You were born under the sign of Pistachio The Nut."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "Since I found out that I am Taurus The Bull, I have become a new man."
Alice: "You may be a new man but it's the same old bull."
"This Is Your Life Part 1":
Ralph: "14 years, I have fractured myself driving a bus, just to take care of her. All ofa sudden today, I see her coming out of a restuarant and go into a cab with another guy. That's loyalty for you."
Ed: "The least she could have done was take a bus."
"The Safety Award":
Ed: "Somebody down at the bus depot had an idead for a plaque to put on Ralph's bus that says: 'You are now driving with the World's Safest Bus Driver: Ralph Kramden.'"
Alice: "Oh, a plaque like that. I like that. Ed, you can tell me, who thought of the idea?"
Ed: "Ralph."
"The Safety Award":
Ralph: "You got to talk Trixie into taking that dress off."
Ed: "I am too young to die."
"You're In The Picture":
(Alice seeing a photo of a woman kissing Ralph, jumps to the conclusion that Ralph is seeing another woman. Ralph tries to tell her that the woman is a blackmailer and much to Ralph's chagrin, she forced herself on him, but to no avail. A policeman comes and explains that the woman in the picture is a blackmailer and reveals the fact that what Ralph said was true.)
Alice: "Forgive me Ralph."
Ralph: "Not yet, I want to enjoy this for a while."
"The Safety Award":
Man: "How close are you to Ralph Kramden."
Ed: "I am as close as anybody can get to him."
"The Main Event":
Ralph: "Alice, come on out. Dynamite is here."
(Alice slams the bedroom door.)
Ralph: "I guess that she is still asleep."
"The Honeymoon Is Over":
(Ed puts a beauty mark on Ralph's left cheek after the makeup put some makeup on Ralph's eyes and lipstick.)
Ralph: "What did you just do?"
Ed: "I put a beauty mark on your left cheek."
Ralph: "Why did you do that?"
Ed: "Without it, you look exactly like Barbara Streisand."