If you could buy a drink for someone from UM...

[justins5256]

who would it be?

My picks:

Glen Consagra - he would have to come clean about what really happened on the spoilbank though.

Jule Caylor - just because.

Robert Stack - anything on the menu and then some.

Jackie Edmonds - would have to keep an eye on the drinks though.

Your thoughts?

[Ireneparalegal]

That woman who poisoned her husband's milkshakes and later claimed it was because he was abusive to her.

I would make her a "milkshake" and put her through what she put her husband through. ;)

[wiseguy182]

Bob Bean. Definitely Bob Bean.

But you absolutely knew I was going to say that.

Also, Lisa Penz. I'm sure she would have a whole bag of stories to share.

[DarkDante]

Oh easy - for me it would have to be the one, the only...

G. Daniel Walker

nobody else comes close in my mind

[mozartpc27]

If they were both still around, the Wackers. Really, what the hell was going on?

[ididn'tdoit]

Don Smith :lol:

[unsolved88]

Don Smith :lol:

Be careful, or he might whip you and anyone else in the bar! :lol:

[SiberianKiss]

the bank robbers who tunneled their way into vaults.

they're in my avatar :)

[Corky Kneivel]

I'd buy a drink for the "Angel" that hit up that retired couple down in Florida for iced tea and sammiches. That way, every Christmas I'll receive checks for like a bazillion smackers! All i gotta do is find the guy, and that shouldn't be too hard...just got to find a well dressed man walking from Houston to Boca Raton and back.

[eunos_rsh]

Not strictly *from* UM, but definitely connected - i would buy a drink for CrystalDawn for doing all these superb DVD compilations!! :lol:

[Corky Kneivel]

I'd buy a ton of drinks for Donald W. Marcari, the attorney for David Cox, just so i could keep screaming at him, "YOU can't handle the TRUTH!!!"

[justins5256]

so let me get this straight, they rob a bank and you want to reward them with drinks? :rolleyes:

Yikes! Well, a lot of the people suggested in this thread have done some pretty heinous stuff and the idea of buying them drinks was meant as a joke, not that **I** actually would buy drinks for some of these people or that I'm saying anyone should. Well, maybe I would buy one for Stack if he was still around.

[hovaslash]

If you could get the Yeti, Chupacabra, the gold foil sweating woman, and Rainboy at one place at one time, drinks are on me! :cool:

[kamy]

If you could get the Yeti, Chupacabra, the gold foil sweating woman, and Rainboy at one place at one time, drinks are on me! :cool:

What a great thread!!!!

I would have to choose Robert of course. Maybe I could get him good and liquored up and get lucky!! ;)

I love Bob Bean too, I'd love to saddle up next to him with a cold one. I bet he'd be a hoot drunk!!!

That's all for now, there are way too many to pick just one!

[ididn'tdoit]

I would have to choose Robert of course. Maybe I could get him good and liquored up and get lucky!! ;)


Hahaha, geez you crack me up, Kamy! :lol:


I love Bob Bean too, I'd love to saddle up next to him with a cold one. I bet he'd be a hoot drunk!!!

Or even better, how about Bean, Snead and Wheeler all together, that'd be something! :crazy:

[UMfan77]

Chad Noe
Paul Pollis
Terry McClure
Wayne Hecker

We'd all have a roundtable discussion on how they SWEAR that they're innocent of murder. And then after they get hammered, I'll see how often their stories change. :D

[soilentgreen]

We'd all have a roundtable discussion on how they SWEAR that they're innocent of murder. And then after they get hammered, I'll see how often their stories change. :D

Watch out--they might claim they make false confessions during their "drunken stupors". .:lol:

[unsolvedfan4life]

Cool thread, definatlly Robert Stack since he is a cool dude and probably would have some wild stories from his "hey day" as a ladies man.

Danny Wheeler- Since he likes to bar hop.

Perman Gilbert - If he was still alive

Bob Bean- What the hell, he would probally be funny.

And who could forget the women who went around like Thelma and Louise, BTW a great recreatement LOL:lol:

[LooksLikeCRicci]

Paul Pollis. Hands down.

Oh, and I'd need Dislimb with me in case Pollis got frisky. A girl's gotta have her muscle! :)

[TeresaB24]

The Whackers. *sigh* I just hope noone is knocking on their graves then running away. :)