The Skit Show

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It's the skit show. Actors act out skits. Each Episode is 15 minutes long (no commercials)

Season 1

1-" The Ski Trip"- Three friends go to a ski lodge. (Joe, Walter and Robert) At first they have a blast. Later however Walter gets in a skiiing accident and breaks his leg. Later the friends play monopoly at the ski lodge but the gang accuse Joe of stealing money from the monopoly bank. (Guest Stars, Howard Stern as Walter, Artie Lange as Joe, Brad Garrett as Robert, and Robin Quivers as Lodge Manager)

2-"Lost"- Three friends dispute their ideas of resorting to cannibalism while starving on on a deserted land. (Guest Starring David Spade as Ralph, Johnny Depp as Bruce, and Kristen Dunst as Kate)

3-"The Stupidest Movie Ever"- (Special 30 minute episode) Two friends make a buddy movie then become a success. Later they make a movie about them making that movie. Later they start making a movie about them making the last movie they made. Tempers flare as they argue about wither or not what the movie they are making is idiotic. (Guest stars, Ryan Stiles as Jeff Springs and Charlie Sheen as Brian Williams)

4-"Camping Is Not Fun"- A father and son go camping and are having a fun time but later they are attacked by a bear. Jon Cryer as Jerry , Angus T. Jones as Evan)

5-"Another Starbucks"- Three friends voice their disgust over a their small video store now being a Starbucks. Later however they find themselves going to the Strarbucks which they come to like. (Guest stars Jonah Hill as Steve, Michael Cera as Ryan, Christopher Mintz-Plasse as Nick)

6-"Stuntman"- A Stuntman dreams of becoming a leading actor. He has a dream where he is a leading actor but doesn't do stunts. Later however he decides against it because he realizes that he really loves doing stuntwork because it's dangerous and fun. (Guest stars Jackie Chan as Sam and Jet Li as Chow)

7-"Waiting For A Bus"- It's the day before the Superbowl. Two friends debate who will win the superbowl while waiting for a bus. (Guest stars, Owen Wilson as Frank and Woody Paige as George)

8-"The Last Turkey"- (Special 30 minute episode) Five strangers fight over the last Thanksgiving turkey left in the store. The chaos they cause by using store merchandise as weapons leads to all five of them being arrested. They are sentenced to spend Thanksgiving dinner in jail together ( and share the turkey dinner and to pay for all the damage they caused) At first they hate each other but later they grow to like each other (Guest stars Ray Romano as Jimmy, Kevin James as Peter, James Gandolfini as Tommy, Heather Graham as Lauren,Elizabeth Hurley as Natalie,Christopher Lloyd as Mark the store manager, and Reginald VelJohnson as Tony the cop)

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9-"I Wanted That Movie"- A father is annoyed he has to run to the store the day after Christmas and buy his son his favorite movie he didn't get for Christmas. Later he comes back with the movie much to his sons delight. (Guest stars, Christopher Ausburn as Andy, Daniel Radcliffe as Dave the cahier, Jerry Seinfeld as Kevin and Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Mollie)

10"- How Much is That Doggie In The Window"- The same family from the last skit is at the mall 3 months later and Andy nags his parents to buy him a dog but they refuse. Ultimately they leave and Andy does not get the dog (but they have a lab (dog) already) (Guest stars, Christopher Ausburn as Andy, Jerry Seinfeld as Kevin and Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Mollie)

11-"I Don't Like To Fly" (Special 30 minute episode)- A passanger is afriad to fly before take off. After they take off he repeatadley asks everyone questions about the plane and about what to do if there is an emergency during the flight. (Guest stars Larry David as Joe (Scared passanger), Howard Stern as Vincent, Anthony Hopkins as John, Ray Liotta as Carl, Dennis Hopper as pilot, Jeff Daniels as co-pilot, Jim Carrey as Marvin, Sacha Baron Cohen as Borat Sagdiyev, Stacy Keibler as Lucy, Paul McCartney as himself and Christine Taylor as Sarah)

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12-"Home Alone Again"- After watching Home Alone a young kid finds himself Home Alone. After robbers break in he decides to use Kevin's plan as an outline for his own. Unfortunately the young kid learns not to imate everything you see in movies when the robbers grab him. Luckily the kid alerts the police and is rescued just in time. (Guest stars Conner Rayburn as Danny, Joe Pesci as Harry, Daniel Stern as Marv, Macaulay Culkin as Kevin McCallister (archieve footage) and Bruce Willis as officer Alan Brown)

13-"I Hate Zombies"- After a zombie infestation four survivors grow to hate each other. They slowly beleive each one of them is really a zombie. Later they decide they better get along with each other or they will die. (Guest stars Mel Brooks as Joe (Old Man), Vince Vaughn as Larry, Jessica Alba as Mary, Hugh Laurie as Dr. Gregory House, Frank Welker as Zombie noises/Zombie 1, Jack Nicholson as Zombie 2, Arnold Shwarenegger as Zombie 3 and Sylvester Stallone as zombie 4)

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14-"My Dinner With a Vampiress"- A young man has dinner with the girl of his dreams (Mindy) . He later discovers she is a vampire. After much debate he decides to become one himself and has the vampiress bite him so he will become one. Later she bites him and he becomes a vampire and they live undeadly ever after the end. (George and Cindy later do the same thing) (Guest stars Scarlett Johansson as Mindy the vampiress, Leonardo DiCaprio as Mike, Brittany Murphy as Mindy's vampiress friend Cindy and Jack Black as Mike's friend George)

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15-"The Cab Ride"- Two friends argue over which route to their destination will have the least amount of traffic. (Guest stars, David Spade as Ronnie, Jason Alexander as Jerry, and Dan Aykroyd as Otto Hamilton the cab driver)

16-"Mr President Your On"- The president loses his speech and struggles to find it and finally obtains a extra copy just in time before he goes on air. He then goes on air and deleivers his speach to the public which becomes a hit. (Guest stars Leslie Nielsen as President Tim Donaldson, Dwayne Johnson as Secret Service Agent 1, Michael Clarke Duncan as Secret Service Agent 2, Michael Richards as Agent 3, Keanu Reeves as Agent 4 Tom Cruise as Agent 5 and Joan Rivers as The First Lady)

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17-"This Will Not Stand"- (Special 30 minute episode) After a director/writer talks about remaking the Godfather trilogy a real estate lawyer voices his displeasure on the radio and later in a newspaper and ultimately on television. After everyone supports the lawyer the director/writer decides not to remake the movies. (Guest stars, Steven Spielberg as Ethan Beacon (director/writer), James Franco as (Mario the real estate lawyer), Al Pacino as himself, Howard Stern as himself, James Caan as himself, Robert Duvall as himself, Tobey Maguire as newsreporter Nicole Kidman as newsreporter 2)

18-"A Terrible Night Out"- Four friends go out to dinner at a fancy resturant but get terrbile service. They call in the manager who doesn't charge them for the meal and recommends them to a better resturant. (Guest stars Harvey Fierstein as Dr. Ben Stein , Clint Eastwood as Jeff, Bonnie Bedelia as Kate, Alan Rickman as Donald, Tim Curry as Luke the manager and Columbus Short as Zack the waiter)

19-"Stuck On A Train"- After a metro train breaks down a couple plays charades with the other passangers to pass the time. (Guest stars, Matt Damon as Wally, Eliza Dushku as Wally's wife Claire, Ben Stein as Xaiver, Jason Lee as Ivan, Derek Jeter as Aaron, Steve Buscemi as Donny, John Goodman as Quint, Michael McKean as Nate, Christopher Lloyd as Roger, Michael J. Fox as Bill and Jeff Bridges as Brad)

20-"The Gambling Bug"- 2 weeks After loosing a ton of money gambing at a casino a gambling addict named Jake has a session with a therapist about his problem. At first Jake has trouble connecting with his therapist but later they connect and Jake decides to keep up this therapy so that he wil turn his life around and stop gambling. (Guest stars, Richard Lewis as Jake Chambers, Richard Dreyfuss as Dr. Martin Green and Eugene Levy as Arnold (casino employee)

End Of Season 1
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