Frank Gannucci
12-11-2007, 08:27 AM
"The Bensonhurst Bomber":
(Harvey just saw Ralph "KO" somebody.)
Harvey: "That is some punch you got there."
Ralph: "It wasn't anything. I hurt him with my bad hand."
"$99,000 Answer":
Alice: "Spell antidistanttablihmentterrism (sp?)."
Ralph: "I'll spell it...I'll spell it...I'll spell it."
Alice: "Well, go ahead."
Ralph: "I will spell it when you give me $16,000."
"Two For The Money":
Ralph: "How many holdups have I had?"
Alice: "Six."
Ralph: "In five of them, they didn't get anything."
Alice: "The sixth time was a doozy. They took $45 and the bus."
Ralph: "I have been driving a bus for 15 years and because I lose ONE bus, you have to hold it over my head."
"Two Men On A Horse Part 1":
(Ralph goes out to get the money he lost.)
Alice: "I will get you a flashlight."
Ralph: "I don't need one."
(Ralph leaves and falls down the stairs. He comes back up and sees
Alice who is now standing next to the door.)
Ralph: "Well, don't just stand there. Get me a flashlight."
"People's Choice Part 1":
Ed: "You should go down to my Uncle's place in New Jersey. 'Bullets'
will never find you there."
Ralph: "He won't?"
Ed: "No, I have been going down there for the past three Sundays in a
row. I can't even find the place myself."
"Opportunity Knocks, But":
Ed: "As long as I am in an executive in that bus company, you are
sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."
(Ralph gets up and signals for Ed to leave.)
Ed: "This is no way..."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!!!!!!!!!"
"One Big Happy Family":
Ed (yells): "RALPH, I LEFT THE SOAP ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR."
Ralph (from bathroom, yells): "WHAT?"
Ed (yells): "I SAID THAT I..."
Ralph (from bathroom, yells): "I CAN'T HEAR YOU. TALK TO ME LATER."
Ralph (slipping on the soap,
yells): "DUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Flushing Ho":
Man (from upstairs, yells): "KNOCK OFF THE NOISE DOWN THERE!"
(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)
Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE SUPERINTENDENT."
Man (from upstairs, yells): "I AM THE SUPERINTENDENT."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Ralph and Ed arrive in the Kramdens apartment. Ralph thinks that Alice is asleep in the bedroom.)
Ralph (whispering): "Shhh! Alice is asleep."
Ed: "What's that Ralph?"
Ralph (whispering): "I said that Alice is asleep."
Ed: "I can't hear you."
Alice (from bedroom): "He said: 'Shhh! Alice is asleep.'"
(Harvey just saw Ralph "KO" somebody.)
Harvey: "That is some punch you got there."
Ralph: "It wasn't anything. I hurt him with my bad hand."
"$99,000 Answer":
Alice: "Spell antidistanttablihmentterrism (sp?)."
Ralph: "I'll spell it...I'll spell it...I'll spell it."
Alice: "Well, go ahead."
Ralph: "I will spell it when you give me $16,000."
"Two For The Money":
Ralph: "How many holdups have I had?"
Alice: "Six."
Ralph: "In five of them, they didn't get anything."
Alice: "The sixth time was a doozy. They took $45 and the bus."
Ralph: "I have been driving a bus for 15 years and because I lose ONE bus, you have to hold it over my head."
"Two Men On A Horse Part 1":
(Ralph goes out to get the money he lost.)
Alice: "I will get you a flashlight."
Ralph: "I don't need one."
(Ralph leaves and falls down the stairs. He comes back up and sees
Alice who is now standing next to the door.)
Ralph: "Well, don't just stand there. Get me a flashlight."
"People's Choice Part 1":
Ed: "You should go down to my Uncle's place in New Jersey. 'Bullets'
will never find you there."
Ralph: "He won't?"
Ed: "No, I have been going down there for the past three Sundays in a
row. I can't even find the place myself."
"Opportunity Knocks, But":
Ed: "As long as I am in an executive in that bus company, you are
sure of being a bus driver as long as you live."
(Ralph gets up and signals for Ed to leave.)
Ed: "This is no way..."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!!!!!!!!!"
"One Big Happy Family":
Ed (yells): "RALPH, I LEFT THE SOAP ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR."
Ralph (from bathroom, yells): "WHAT?"
Ed (yells): "I SAID THAT I..."
Ralph (from bathroom, yells): "I CAN'T HEAR YOU. TALK TO ME LATER."
Ralph (slipping on the soap,
yells): "DUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Flushing Ho":
Man (from upstairs, yells): "KNOCK OFF THE NOISE DOWN THERE!"
(Ralph goes to the window and sticks his head out.)
Ralph (yells): "SHUT UP BEFORE I REPORT YOU TO THE SUPERINTENDENT."
Man (from upstairs, yells): "I AM THE SUPERINTENDENT."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Ralph and Ed arrive in the Kramdens apartment. Ralph thinks that Alice is asleep in the bedroom.)
Ralph (whispering): "Shhh! Alice is asleep."
Ed: "What's that Ralph?"
Ralph (whispering): "I said that Alice is asleep."
Ed: "I can't hear you."
Alice (from bedroom): "He said: 'Shhh! Alice is asleep.'"