Frank Gannucci
12-02-2007, 03:31 PM
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
(Ralph and Ed rehearse their mind-reading act in which Ralph will hold up an object while Ed tries to guess it with the help of Ralph's clue while he can't see. Ed's eyes are closed while Ralph holds up a watch.)
Ralph: "Watch out for this, o' swami."
Ed: "What's the clue?"
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ed: "Relax Norton. No one is going to put you in a straightjacket."
Ralph: "Thank you Ed."
Ed: "Where are they going to find one big enough?"
"To Whomever It May Concern":
(Ed is helping Ralph write his nasty letter to his boss, Mr. Marshall)
Ralph: "'You dirty bum! You are a miserable low-life. You ought to turn in your membership card to the human race.'"
Ed: "Nice touch. Nice touch."
Ralph: "Thank you."
"$99,000 Answer":
Ralph: "$600! Peanuts, peanuts. What am I going to do with peanuts?"
Alice: "Eat 'em! Like any other elephant."
"$99,000 Answer":
Alice: "Ed, I realize that I can't talk to Ralph because he's stubborn and unreasonable. But, I always respected your way to play fair and so I appeal to you. It is getting late. People would like to get some sleep. I think you should stop playing the piano. Now, I am sure that you will agree with me Ed because you have always been fair and considerate. You are a reasonable man."
Ralph: "You are just as unreasonable as I am."
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Alice: "You seem to have forgotten that I am a woman."
Ralph: "How can I? You are always yappin'."
"Dinner Guest":
Alice: "Why don't you jump out the window?"
Ralph: "You said that yesterday."
Alice: "Yeah, but you didn't do it."
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
Ralph: "Millions of people go to Fred's Landing."
Alice: "Name one."
Ralph: "Fred."
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
Ed: "Trixie will go where I go."
Ralph: "Atta boy pal. Put your foot down."
Alice: "Suppsoe she puts up a fight?"
Ed: "I know exactly what to say to her. I will tell her that Atlantic City is CLOSED for the summer."
(Ralph and Ed rehearse their mind-reading act in which Ralph will hold up an object while Ed tries to guess it with the help of Ralph's clue while he can't see. Ed's eyes are closed while Ralph holds up a watch.)
Ralph: "Watch out for this, o' swami."
Ed: "What's the clue?"
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ed: "Relax Norton. No one is going to put you in a straightjacket."
Ralph: "Thank you Ed."
Ed: "Where are they going to find one big enough?"
"To Whomever It May Concern":
(Ed is helping Ralph write his nasty letter to his boss, Mr. Marshall)
Ralph: "'You dirty bum! You are a miserable low-life. You ought to turn in your membership card to the human race.'"
Ed: "Nice touch. Nice touch."
Ralph: "Thank you."
"$99,000 Answer":
Ralph: "$600! Peanuts, peanuts. What am I going to do with peanuts?"
Alice: "Eat 'em! Like any other elephant."
"$99,000 Answer":
Alice: "Ed, I realize that I can't talk to Ralph because he's stubborn and unreasonable. But, I always respected your way to play fair and so I appeal to you. It is getting late. People would like to get some sleep. I think you should stop playing the piano. Now, I am sure that you will agree with me Ed because you have always been fair and considerate. You are a reasonable man."
Ralph: "You are just as unreasonable as I am."
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Alice: "You seem to have forgotten that I am a woman."
Ralph: "How can I? You are always yappin'."
"Dinner Guest":
Alice: "Why don't you jump out the window?"
Ralph: "You said that yesterday."
Alice: "Yeah, but you didn't do it."
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
Ralph: "Millions of people go to Fred's Landing."
Alice: "Name one."
Ralph: "Fred."
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
Ed: "Trixie will go where I go."
Ralph: "Atta boy pal. Put your foot down."
Alice: "Suppsoe she puts up a fight?"
Ed: "I know exactly what to say to her. I will tell her that Atlantic City is CLOSED for the summer."