Frank Gannucci
11-26-2007, 10:04 PM
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
Alice: "You are going to that wedding Ralph. You are going to the wedding. You are going to the wedding."
Ralph: "I am going to the ballgame."
Alice: "You are going to the wedding."
Ralph (yells): "I AM GOING TO THE BALLGAME."
Alice (yells): "YOU ARE GOING TO THE BALLGAME."
Ralph (yells): "I AM GOING TO THE WEDDING."
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
Ralph: "I am going to the game."
(Ralph leaves.)
Alice: "You are not going to the game."
Ralph (opening the door): "I am going to the game."
(Ralph leaves.)
(Alice opens up the window.)
Alice (yells): "YOU ARE GOING TO MY SISTER'S WEDDING."
(Alice closes the window.)
(Ralph comes back up.)
Ralph (opening the door, yells): "I AM GOING TO THE GAME."
"Young At Heart":
(Ralph comes out with his crazy custome on.)
Ralph: "Well, how about it?...Well, how about it? What do you think?"
Ed: "Wait a minute. Just give me time to drink this whole thing in. It's like seeing Boulder Dam for the first time."
"Play It Again, Norton":
Ralph: "What did you used to call your dad?"
Ed: "Long distance."
"On Stage":
Ralph: "Well, I have to confess Mr. Faversham that I was in the 1927 follics of the bus drivers. As a matter of fact, I walked on stage and I didn't do anything and the audience was laughing."
Ed: "That ballet dress you had on didn't do you any harm."
"King of The Castle":
Ralph: "All the time, Trixie has been interrupting Ed's night's out by calling him on the phone and saying: 'Come home! Come home!' and all the time it is for nothing."
Alice: "This time, she wanted him over. Her mom was home."
Ralph: "That's the perfect reason for him not to come home."
"The Main Event":
Dynamite: "I need a manager. Someone who will give fights."
Ed: "Why don't you get the guy you KOed in 12 seconds?"
"On Stage":
Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk. So, there's a chance for me."
Alice: "Sure, you can become an usher at the Music Hall or a soda jerk!"
"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
Ralph: "As usual, I'm carrying the whole load on my shoulders."
Alice: "You are carrying the load all right, but it's not on your shoulders."
Alice: "You are going to that wedding Ralph. You are going to the wedding. You are going to the wedding."
Ralph: "I am going to the ballgame."
Alice: "You are going to the wedding."
Ralph (yells): "I AM GOING TO THE BALLGAME."
Alice (yells): "YOU ARE GOING TO THE BALLGAME."
Ralph (yells): "I AM GOING TO THE WEDDING."
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
Ralph: "I am going to the game."
(Ralph leaves.)
Alice: "You are not going to the game."
Ralph (opening the door): "I am going to the game."
(Ralph leaves.)
(Alice opens up the window.)
Alice (yells): "YOU ARE GOING TO MY SISTER'S WEDDING."
(Alice closes the window.)
(Ralph comes back up.)
Ralph (opening the door, yells): "I AM GOING TO THE GAME."
"Young At Heart":
(Ralph comes out with his crazy custome on.)
Ralph: "Well, how about it?...Well, how about it? What do you think?"
Ed: "Wait a minute. Just give me time to drink this whole thing in. It's like seeing Boulder Dam for the first time."
"Play It Again, Norton":
Ralph: "What did you used to call your dad?"
Ed: "Long distance."
"On Stage":
Ralph: "Well, I have to confess Mr. Faversham that I was in the 1927 follics of the bus drivers. As a matter of fact, I walked on stage and I didn't do anything and the audience was laughing."
Ed: "That ballet dress you had on didn't do you any harm."
"King of The Castle":
Ralph: "All the time, Trixie has been interrupting Ed's night's out by calling him on the phone and saying: 'Come home! Come home!' and all the time it is for nothing."
Alice: "This time, she wanted him over. Her mom was home."
Ralph: "That's the perfect reason for him not to come home."
"The Main Event":
Dynamite: "I need a manager. Someone who will give fights."
Ed: "Why don't you get the guy you KOed in 12 seconds?"
"On Stage":
Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk. So, there's a chance for me."
Alice: "Sure, you can become an usher at the Music Hall or a soda jerk!"
"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
Ralph: "As usual, I'm carrying the whole load on my shoulders."
Alice: "You are carrying the load all right, but it's not on your shoulders."