Frank Gannucci
11-25-2007, 08:30 AM
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large":
(The crooks are in the apartment. Ralph picks up a water pistol.)
Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! STICK 'EM UP! GET 'EM UP!"
(The crooks get their arms up. Knock on door.)
Ralph (yells): "WHO IS IT?"
Tommy (from outside): "It's me Tommy. Do you have my water pistol in there?"
"Safety Award":
Ed: "Can I wear this hankerchef?"
Ralph: "It's one of my new ones. Remember, it's for showing, not blowing."
"Boys & Girls Together":
Alice (hugging Ralph): "Maye it's better with the lights on so that way I can see my big handsome man."
(Alice kisses Ralph.)
Ralph: "Have you been at that beer?"
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ed (reading an astrology book): "Taurus the Bull shows wisodm in all money manners and is attractive to the opposite sex."
Ralph: "That's me all right."
"Two Men On A Horse":
Ed: "We Racoons do a lot of things for this communitty."
Alice: "Name one."
Ed: "Last year, we planted a bush in the park."
"King of The Castle":
(Trixie kicked Ed out.)
Ralph: "I don't know what went wrong. I told you to say to her that you are the king of your castle."
Ed: "I knew my part. Trixie didn't know hers."
"You're In The Picture":
(The man is holding a picture of Ralph and a girl kissing. If Alice found out, she would get mad.)
Man: "You give me $500 so you can have this picture or I will give it to your wife."
Ed: "Don't take the money. Let Alice have the picture than you can get it from her for nothing."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ralph: "Can you take a hint?"
Ed: "Yes."
Ralph: "All right." (yells): "I HATE YOU! HATE YOU! HATE YOU! NOW GET OUT!"
Ed: "Okay. What's the hint?"
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"):
Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down."
Ed: "There isn't a man in this city that is strong enough to do that."
(The crooks are in the apartment. Ralph picks up a water pistol.)
Ralph (yells): "ALL RIGHT! STICK 'EM UP! GET 'EM UP!"
(The crooks get their arms up. Knock on door.)
Ralph (yells): "WHO IS IT?"
Tommy (from outside): "It's me Tommy. Do you have my water pistol in there?"
"Safety Award":
Ed: "Can I wear this hankerchef?"
Ralph: "It's one of my new ones. Remember, it's for showing, not blowing."
"Boys & Girls Together":
Alice (hugging Ralph): "Maye it's better with the lights on so that way I can see my big handsome man."
(Alice kisses Ralph.)
Ralph: "Have you been at that beer?"
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ed (reading an astrology book): "Taurus the Bull shows wisodm in all money manners and is attractive to the opposite sex."
Ralph: "That's me all right."
"Two Men On A Horse":
Ed: "We Racoons do a lot of things for this communitty."
Alice: "Name one."
Ed: "Last year, we planted a bush in the park."
"King of The Castle":
(Trixie kicked Ed out.)
Ralph: "I don't know what went wrong. I told you to say to her that you are the king of your castle."
Ed: "I knew my part. Trixie didn't know hers."
"You're In The Picture":
(The man is holding a picture of Ralph and a girl kissing. If Alice found out, she would get mad.)
Man: "You give me $500 so you can have this picture or I will give it to your wife."
Ed: "Don't take the money. Let Alice have the picture than you can get it from her for nothing."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ralph: "Can you take a hint?"
Ed: "Yes."
Ralph: "All right." (yells): "I HATE YOU! HATE YOU! HATE YOU! NOW GET OUT!"
Ed: "Okay. What's the hint?"
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"):
Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down."
Ed: "There isn't a man in this city that is strong enough to do that."