Frank Gannucci
11-24-2007, 10:12 PM
"The Deciding Vote":
(Ralph turns on the vaccum cleaner. It doesn't work.)
Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop or erl."
Ralph: "Yeah, that is all that it needs. A drop of oil."
Alice: "A drop of oil? It wouldn't help if you dipped it in Texas."
"Love Letter":
Ralph: "What was she (Trixie) holding behind her back?"
Alice: "Ralph, really it was nothing."
Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You show it out in front so everybody can see it. Now, what was she holding behind her back."
Alice: "All right. She was hiding your birthday present."
Ralph: "Why did you tell me for? You know I like surprises."
"Boys & Girls Together":
Ralph: "Even the Constitution says that a man is entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."
Ed: "But the marriage license is an amendment to the Constitution."
"Unconventional Behavior":
Ed: "Remember last year at the Convention when the police were cracking down on the people who were throwing water bags out of the hotel window? That didn't bother me. I just filled up my bags with water and threw them out."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "I almost drowned. The window was closed."
"The Cold":
(Alice is taking the plaster off of Ralph's back.)
Alice: "I suppose you can't take off the top of your pajamas?"
Ralph: "You want to turn the cold into amoania (sp?)."
"Two For The Money":
Ralph: "Good thing that I have a brain to figure these things out for us."
Ed: "You sure do Ralph. You can think of smart things to get yourself out of the dumb things that you get yourself into."
"Pal O' Mine":
Trixie: "Ed wanted to get Jim McKeever red suspenders, but I thought a ring would be better."
Ed: "All I konw is Jim has a weakness for red suspenders."
Alice: "She's right Ed. A man would rather have a ring then suspenders."
Ed: "Not if his pants keep falling down."
"Flushing Ho":
(Ed looks at the toaster.)
Ed: "The radiostat conductor is not making proper contact with the electrocoil."
Alice: "What does that mean?"
Ed: "There's a screw loose."
(Ralph turns on the vaccum cleaner. It doesn't work.)
Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop or erl."
Ralph: "Yeah, that is all that it needs. A drop of oil."
Alice: "A drop of oil? It wouldn't help if you dipped it in Texas."
"Love Letter":
Ralph: "What was she (Trixie) holding behind her back?"
Alice: "Ralph, really it was nothing."
Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You show it out in front so everybody can see it. Now, what was she holding behind her back."
Alice: "All right. She was hiding your birthday present."
Ralph: "Why did you tell me for? You know I like surprises."
"Boys & Girls Together":
Ralph: "Even the Constitution says that a man is entitled to life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness."
Ed: "But the marriage license is an amendment to the Constitution."
"Unconventional Behavior":
Ed: "Remember last year at the Convention when the police were cracking down on the people who were throwing water bags out of the hotel window? That didn't bother me. I just filled up my bags with water and threw them out."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "I almost drowned. The window was closed."
"The Cold":
(Alice is taking the plaster off of Ralph's back.)
Alice: "I suppose you can't take off the top of your pajamas?"
Ralph: "You want to turn the cold into amoania (sp?)."
"Two For The Money":
Ralph: "Good thing that I have a brain to figure these things out for us."
Ed: "You sure do Ralph. You can think of smart things to get yourself out of the dumb things that you get yourself into."
"Pal O' Mine":
Trixie: "Ed wanted to get Jim McKeever red suspenders, but I thought a ring would be better."
Ed: "All I konw is Jim has a weakness for red suspenders."
Alice: "She's right Ed. A man would rather have a ring then suspenders."
Ed: "Not if his pants keep falling down."
"Flushing Ho":
(Ed looks at the toaster.)
Ed: "The radiostat conductor is not making proper contact with the electrocoil."
Alice: "What does that mean?"
Ed: "There's a screw loose."