Frank Gannucci
11-17-2007, 07:19 AM
"Funny Money":
Ralph: "Uh, who should I call Norton?"
Ed: "Why don't you try the fire escape? Maybe someone is out there."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Alice: "Do you know that Ralph insisted on making the beds this morning?"
Trixie: "That is wonderful."
Alice: "What is wonderful is that he got me up at 5am so he can make them."
"Cottage For Sale Part 1":
Trixie: "I don't know how Ed can become unconscious so fast."
Ralph: "He has got a pretty good head start."
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
Trixie: "Any mistake Ed has made, Ralph ahs talked him into."
Ralph: "I didn't talk him into marrying you, did I?"
"King of The Castle":
(Ralph explains to Ed that one time Alice wanted him to come home, but Ralph didn't.)
Ralph: "I showed her whose boss."
Ed: "What happened when you came home?"
Ralph: "Never mind about that."
"King of The Castle":
Ed: "You should write in the paper :'I Ralph Kramden, do not assume the debts of Alice Kramden.'"
Ralph: "It won't work. I tried that the day after we were married. "
"Without Reservations":
Ralph: "I don't mind if Stanley eats like a garbage disposal, I just don't want him to sound like one."
Alice: "He has false teeth."
Ralph: "I know why. He wore out his real ones eating."
"Expectant Dad":
Ed: "When my son graduates from college and is ready to face the world, I will get him a job with me in the sewer."
Ralph: "When your son graduates from college, you are going to get him a job in the sewer?"
Ed: "Well certainly. The sewer accepts college grads."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Alice: "You haven't touched this cornette in years."
Ralph: "I want to keep it."
Ed: "He has a point Alice. He hasn't seen his toes in years and he still wants to keep them."
Ralph: "Uh, who should I call Norton?"
Ed: "Why don't you try the fire escape? Maybe someone is out there."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Alice: "Do you know that Ralph insisted on making the beds this morning?"
Trixie: "That is wonderful."
Alice: "What is wonderful is that he got me up at 5am so he can make them."
"Cottage For Sale Part 1":
Trixie: "I don't know how Ed can become unconscious so fast."
Ralph: "He has got a pretty good head start."
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
Trixie: "Any mistake Ed has made, Ralph ahs talked him into."
Ralph: "I didn't talk him into marrying you, did I?"
"King of The Castle":
(Ralph explains to Ed that one time Alice wanted him to come home, but Ralph didn't.)
Ralph: "I showed her whose boss."
Ed: "What happened when you came home?"
Ralph: "Never mind about that."
"King of The Castle":
Ed: "You should write in the paper :'I Ralph Kramden, do not assume the debts of Alice Kramden.'"
Ralph: "It won't work. I tried that the day after we were married. "
"Without Reservations":
Ralph: "I don't mind if Stanley eats like a garbage disposal, I just don't want him to sound like one."
Alice: "He has false teeth."
Ralph: "I know why. He wore out his real ones eating."
"Expectant Dad":
Ed: "When my son graduates from college and is ready to face the world, I will get him a job with me in the sewer."
Ralph: "When your son graduates from college, you are going to get him a job in the sewer?"
Ed: "Well certainly. The sewer accepts college grads."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Alice: "You haven't touched this cornette in years."
Ralph: "I want to keep it."
Ed: "He has a point Alice. He hasn't seen his toes in years and he still wants to keep them."