Frank Gannucci
11-16-2007, 07:26 AM
"Norton Moves In" (Color):
(The Nortons come down and ask if they can spend the night since they can't stand the smell of the new paint in their house. Alice okays it. They leave. Ralph is still asleep.)
Ralph: "3am? Why did you wake me up at this time for?"
Alice: "Because the Nortons had their apartment painted today."
Ralph: "Did that newsflash just come across the radio?"
"Brother-In-Law":
Ralph: "You are a doer and I'm a thinker."
Ed: "You certainly are."
"Hair To A Fortune":
Ed: "Bottle #2: Ho (H2O)"
(Ed dumps the H2O in the bowl in a rather unique way.)
Ralph: "Take it easy with that H20. What do you think it is, water?"
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
Ed (looking at a map): "Here's New York City, that is where we started from. Then we go through the Lincoln Tunnel. This black dot here is Jersey City. This black dot here is Bayoone."
Ralph: "Well, Bayoone moving. That's an ant."
Ed: "Let's follow the ant. He looks like he knows where he is going."
"A Man's Pride":
Alice: "Why can't we go to the Colonade Room?"
Ralph: "Name me one truck driver who eats there?"
"My Fair Landlord":
Ed: "Can you paint this place during a time when I am not here like on a Sunday?"
Ralph: "Why not now?"
Ed: "I can't stand the smell of paint."
Ralph: "Are you kidding me? You work in the sewer all day and you can't stand the smell of paint?"
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
Ed: "I got a solution on how we should remove the dresser. The drawers are probably filled with junk."
Ralph: "That's not a bad idea."
(Ed takes the drawers and puts them on top of the dresser.)
Ralph: "Okay, let's go."
"A Dog's Life":
(Ralph is at the dog pound. He just gave back Alice's dog that he hated, but slowly and surely he started not hating it.)
Ralph: "Is my dog going to get a good home?"
Man: "I hope so."
Ralph: "What do you mean by that?"
Man: "We have several dogs who are only supposed to be here for four days. We got several who are over the limit."
Ralph: "What happens to the dogs who are over the limit?"
Man: "They have to be destoryed."
Ralph: "You mean to tell me that the dog I just gave back is going to be destroyed?" (going into the room where all the dogs are, yells): "WAIT A MINUTE!"
"Lawsuit" (Color):
Ed: "I know a person who died from stubbing his toe?"
Man: "Stubbing his toe? How is that possible?"
Ed: "He stubbed it on the Grand Canyon's edge."
(The Nortons come down and ask if they can spend the night since they can't stand the smell of the new paint in their house. Alice okays it. They leave. Ralph is still asleep.)
Ralph: "3am? Why did you wake me up at this time for?"
Alice: "Because the Nortons had their apartment painted today."
Ralph: "Did that newsflash just come across the radio?"
"Brother-In-Law":
Ralph: "You are a doer and I'm a thinker."
Ed: "You certainly are."
"Hair To A Fortune":
Ed: "Bottle #2: Ho (H2O)"
(Ed dumps the H2O in the bowl in a rather unique way.)
Ralph: "Take it easy with that H20. What do you think it is, water?"
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
Ed (looking at a map): "Here's New York City, that is where we started from. Then we go through the Lincoln Tunnel. This black dot here is Jersey City. This black dot here is Bayoone."
Ralph: "Well, Bayoone moving. That's an ant."
Ed: "Let's follow the ant. He looks like he knows where he is going."
"A Man's Pride":
Alice: "Why can't we go to the Colonade Room?"
Ralph: "Name me one truck driver who eats there?"
"My Fair Landlord":
Ed: "Can you paint this place during a time when I am not here like on a Sunday?"
Ralph: "Why not now?"
Ed: "I can't stand the smell of paint."
Ralph: "Are you kidding me? You work in the sewer all day and you can't stand the smell of paint?"
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
Ed: "I got a solution on how we should remove the dresser. The drawers are probably filled with junk."
Ralph: "That's not a bad idea."
(Ed takes the drawers and puts them on top of the dresser.)
Ralph: "Okay, let's go."
"A Dog's Life":
(Ralph is at the dog pound. He just gave back Alice's dog that he hated, but slowly and surely he started not hating it.)
Ralph: "Is my dog going to get a good home?"
Man: "I hope so."
Ralph: "What do you mean by that?"
Man: "We have several dogs who are only supposed to be here for four days. We got several who are over the limit."
Ralph: "What happens to the dogs who are over the limit?"
Man: "They have to be destoryed."
Ralph: "You mean to tell me that the dog I just gave back is going to be destroyed?" (going into the room where all the dogs are, yells): "WAIT A MINUTE!"
"Lawsuit" (Color):
Ed: "I know a person who died from stubbing his toe?"
Man: "Stubbing his toe? How is that possible?"
Ed: "He stubbed it on the Grand Canyon's edge."