Indian man marries a bitch... literally

[Dean Winchester]

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Dog Secks

An Indian man has married a dog in a Hindu ceremony in hopes that it will repair the curse placed on him for murdering 2 dogs. 15 years ago Mr. Selvakumar stoned 2 dogs to death while they were doing sex to each other and hung their bodies from a tree.

After that happened he lost hearing in one of his ears and his hands and legs became paralyzed. Curse of the bitch!

An astrologer told Mr. Selvakumar that he must marry a dog to cure the curse. He took the astrologer's advice and married Selvi. She was a stray dog and now she's known as Mrs. Selvakumar. Mr. Selvakumar thinks he will cure the curse by marrying Selvie.


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[Ireneparalegal]

Hey, J-Lo is married already...

[*ClassicPinUp*]

Gotta love the dogs "you're all fu^*ing nuts" look.

[Ireneparalegal]

He should be hung by his you-know-what for killing two dogs...BASTARD!!!!

[Buffyboy323]

Oh...Dear god...

[coffield3]

Hey, J-Lo is married already...

:lol: :lol:

[Mikado]

Oh...Dear god...
You mean Dear DOG....you got that backwards :lol:

[Mikado]

Some men marry dogs, others marry bitches, THIS guy has it ALL! :rolleyes:
( And NO, I don't want one of the puppies!)

[Buffyboy323]

You mean Dear DOG....you got that backwards :lol:
Haha! :lol:

[Buffyboy323]

Some men marry dogs, others marry bitches, THIS guy has it ALL! :rolleyes:
( And NO, I don't want one of the puppies!)
:rofl:

[Dean Winchester]

I honestly think God makes things like this happen when writers are striking so we'll miss what would've been hysterical monologues from the talk show host crowd

[Cactus Jack]

I honestly think God makes things like this happen when writers are striking so we'll miss what would've been hysterical monologues from the talk show host crowd
I know :( DAM

[Janice Johnson]

Oh. My. god. This is a joke, right. *Laughs uneasily.*

[Mikado]

I honestly think God makes things like this happen when writers are striking so we'll miss what would've been hysterical monologues from the talk show host crowd
Who needs talk show hosts when you got SO posters? ;)

[catlover79]

I hope they're not planning on having kids!! :eek:

[Ireneparalegal]

"Doggie style..."

[OH Nuts!]

The bad luck serves him right. Hope she gives him mange!

[freshprinceofLA]

Did they sign a prenuptual agreement?

[Mikado]

:rofl:

[80s_Fan]

I read this story the other day, and found it to be very strange. I've heard of really weird rituals and customs but, this one is very odd.

[Ireneparalegal]

I wonder who wears the pants in this family.

[Holly]

http://dlisted.com/files/dogmarriage1.jpg

Dog Secks

An Indian man has married a dog in a Hindu ceremony in hopes that it will repair the curse placed on him for murdering 2 dogs. 15 years ago Mr. Selvakumar stoned 2 dogs to death while they were doing sex to each other and hung their bodies from a tree.

After that happened he lost hearing in one of his ears and his hands and legs became paralyzed. Curse of the bitch!

An astrologer told Mr. Selvakumar that he must marry a dog to cure the curse. He took the astrologer's advice and married Selvi. She was a stray dog and now she's known as Mrs. Selvakumar. Mr. Selvakumar thinks he will cure the curse by marrying Selvie.


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that really gross.. i never heard of such a thing. who would really wanna marry a (DOG)? OMG HE NEEDS HELP seriously!. i'm totally shocked.:eek: I am just glad I am not in that Country. lol:lol: