Frank Gannucci
11-13-2007, 10:41 PM
"Stars Over Faltbush":
Ralph: "Let's face it Alice. You are the fat of the land."
Alice: "Let's face it Ralph. You ARE the fat of the land."
"Young At Heart":
Ed: "As time wore on, I grew older. I matured."
Ralph: "Yeah, now you are a full-grown nut."
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
Ralph: "How will they know that I am a member of the Hurricanes?"
Alice: "Just open your mouth."
"The $99,000 Answer":
Ralph: "$600. Peanuts, peanuts. What am I going to do with peanuts?"
Alice: "Eat 'em like any other elephant."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ralph: "Jackie Gleason is down at that fun and sun capital of the world."
Ed: "What is he doing down at Perth Amboy?"
"Principle of The Thing":
(Ralph & Ed are about to redecorate the apartment.)
Alice: "If you ask me, this wall shouldn't be papered. It should be padded."
(She leaves.)
Ralph: "Ooh, just once. Bang!"
"In 25 Words Or Less":
(The waiter makes crepe zuzzets [Franch pancakes], he starts a fire
on his grill. Ralph sees it and puts the fire out with a fire extinguisher.)
Ralph: "It's a good thing I was here or the whole boat would have been on fire."
Alice: "Ralph, those were French pancakes."
Ralph: "I don't care what started the fire."
"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":
(Ed comes in wearing shorts.)
Ed: "It's the latest thing. It's about time that we men broke the chains of convention. We have been prisoners long enough."
Ralph: "You keep wearing that and you will be in prison all over again."
"Follow The Boys":
Ed (reading a crossword puzzle): "'Four-letter word for place of dwelling.' House. H-o-s-e. That's the trouble with these things. They are not a challenge."
Alice: "Yeah, they are easy. Easy: E-z-y."
Ralph: "Let's face it Alice. You are the fat of the land."
Alice: "Let's face it Ralph. You ARE the fat of the land."
"Young At Heart":
Ed: "As time wore on, I grew older. I matured."
Ralph: "Yeah, now you are a full-grown nut."
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
Ralph: "How will they know that I am a member of the Hurricanes?"
Alice: "Just open your mouth."
"The $99,000 Answer":
Ralph: "$600. Peanuts, peanuts. What am I going to do with peanuts?"
Alice: "Eat 'em like any other elephant."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ralph: "Jackie Gleason is down at that fun and sun capital of the world."
Ed: "What is he doing down at Perth Amboy?"
"Principle of The Thing":
(Ralph & Ed are about to redecorate the apartment.)
Alice: "If you ask me, this wall shouldn't be papered. It should be padded."
(She leaves.)
Ralph: "Ooh, just once. Bang!"
"In 25 Words Or Less":
(The waiter makes crepe zuzzets [Franch pancakes], he starts a fire
on his grill. Ralph sees it and puts the fire out with a fire extinguisher.)
Ralph: "It's a good thing I was here or the whole boat would have been on fire."
Alice: "Ralph, those were French pancakes."
Ralph: "I don't care what started the fire."
"Ralph's Sweet Tooth":
(Ed comes in wearing shorts.)
Ed: "It's the latest thing. It's about time that we men broke the chains of convention. We have been prisoners long enough."
Ralph: "You keep wearing that and you will be in prison all over again."
"Follow The Boys":
Ed (reading a crossword puzzle): "'Four-letter word for place of dwelling.' House. H-o-s-e. That's the trouble with these things. They are not a challenge."
Alice: "Yeah, they are easy. Easy: E-z-y."