Frank Gannucci
11-11-2007, 11:50 AM
All C39 from "Please Leave The Premises":
#1:
Mr. Johnson: "The rent commission gave me permission to raise the rent. My reasons are right there in that note."
Ed: "I knew this would happen as soon as the war ended."
#2:
Ralph: "This is war Alice. Total war and it's going to be run like a war. George Washington never gave up. He fought for a cause the same way I am. I am just like Washington at Valley Forge."
Alice: "Not exactly Ralph. George didn't have Martha with him."
#3:
Alice: "Do you realize that for the last few days, we hadn't had any heat, water or electricity. And now that you have this silly barricade up, we can't go out and buy any food."
Ralph: "I'm' not giving up Alice. I'm not giving up. Boy, a few inconvencies and right away you want to quit."
"Brother-In-Law":
Alice: "Frank has had this trouble with his back ever since the war."
Ralph: "Trouble with his back since the war? You're gith Alice. The war did give him a lot of trouble with his back on account he was hiding from the draft board in those damp cellars. That's why."
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
Ralph: "What does a guy who works in the sewer that he needs $2 right
away."
Ed: "Today's payday and the men down the sewer got a little dice game going. Well, you might as well call it a floating crap game."
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
(Alice's sister is giving a lot of luggage to Ralph who is giving the luggage to Stanley. One of the pieces being, a suitcase.)
Stanley: "I got it. I got it."
(Alice's sister gives Ralph a fourth suitcase.)
Ralph: "The allies invaded Normady with less than this."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
Ralph: "Boy, if you were only miy size. If you were only my size..."
Alice: "If I was, I would be the fat lady in the circus."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
Ralph: "What is your middle name?"
Ed: "I rather not say."
Ralph: "Come on. Go ahead and tell us."
Ed: "Etherlburt."
"Ship Of Fools":
Ed: "I was in Europe once."
Man: "Did you like it?"
Ed: "No, the Germans kept shooting at me."
Happy Veterans Day!
#1:
Mr. Johnson: "The rent commission gave me permission to raise the rent. My reasons are right there in that note."
Ed: "I knew this would happen as soon as the war ended."
#2:
Ralph: "This is war Alice. Total war and it's going to be run like a war. George Washington never gave up. He fought for a cause the same way I am. I am just like Washington at Valley Forge."
Alice: "Not exactly Ralph. George didn't have Martha with him."
#3:
Alice: "Do you realize that for the last few days, we hadn't had any heat, water or electricity. And now that you have this silly barricade up, we can't go out and buy any food."
Ralph: "I'm' not giving up Alice. I'm not giving up. Boy, a few inconvencies and right away you want to quit."
"Brother-In-Law":
Alice: "Frank has had this trouble with his back ever since the war."
Ralph: "Trouble with his back since the war? You're gith Alice. The war did give him a lot of trouble with his back on account he was hiding from the draft board in those damp cellars. That's why."
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
Ralph: "What does a guy who works in the sewer that he needs $2 right
away."
Ed: "Today's payday and the men down the sewer got a little dice game going. Well, you might as well call it a floating crap game."
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
(Alice's sister is giving a lot of luggage to Ralph who is giving the luggage to Stanley. One of the pieces being, a suitcase.)
Stanley: "I got it. I got it."
(Alice's sister gives Ralph a fourth suitcase.)
Ralph: "The allies invaded Normady with less than this."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
Ralph: "Boy, if you were only miy size. If you were only my size..."
Alice: "If I was, I would be the fat lady in the circus."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
Ralph: "What is your middle name?"
Ed: "I rather not say."
Ralph: "Come on. Go ahead and tell us."
Ed: "Etherlburt."
"Ship Of Fools":
Ed: "I was in Europe once."
Man: "Did you like it?"
Ed: "No, the Germans kept shooting at me."
Happy Veterans Day!