Frank Gannucci
11-06-2007, 12:07 PM
All Color quotes from "The People's Choice":
#1
(Ralph looks outside the window as Ed blows air into his paper bag and pops it. Ralph thinks that he has been shot and screams in pain. When he realizes what Ed did, he gets mad at Ed. Alice comes out.)
Alice: "What happened?"
Ralph: "Babyhead (Ed) had to break a paper bag."
#2
(Mr. Miller & Mr. Weaver want Ralph to run for Assembly.)
Mr. Miller: "I read some of his (Ralph's) interviews in the newspaper. He doesn't sound smart."
Mr. Weaver: "That is what we want. A stupid hero."
#3
Ralph: "I'm a hero. A hero. A heeero. Do you know what a hero is?"
Alice: "Yeah, a fat sandwich."
"People's Choice Part 2":
(Ralph & the rest of the gang are on the street with instruments [including Ed wearing a drum with suspenders], and advertisements that say: "Vote For Kramden.")
Man: "What do you know about an assemblyman?"
Ralph (giving the signal to Ed to start playing his drum that gives Alice the signal to play the cymbals): "What do I know about being an assemblyman? What do I know about being an assemblyman?" (hitting Ed): "What do I know about being an assemblyman? I'll tell you what I know about being an assemblyman."
(Ed plays his drums & Alice plays the cymbals while Ralph mouths words.)
(The music stops.)
Ralph: "That's what I know about being an assemblyman. Do you have any other questions?"
Man: "Yes. When did you four nuts escape?"
"The People's Choice Part 2":
Ralph (reading his speech to a couple): "'Friends, pretty soon it will be time to go to the polls and vote. You can vote for a guy like me, Ralph Kramden. A fearless citizen who has captured such ruthless people as Bullets Durgem or you can vote for the other guy, that dirty bum, Harvey Porter. If you elect me, I will give you honest government'..."
Woman: "Come on John."
(They leave.)
Ralph: "I'll put new parks in the benches. I'll..." (yells): "SHE WON'T BE SUCH A RIOT AFTER YOU MARRY HER."
"Forgot To Register":
Alice: "Harper is for people like us."
Ralph: "Harper is not for people like us. Penrose is for the little man and I am a little man. Don't you dare say it"
All from "The Deciding Vote":
#1
Alice: "You mean to tell me that you didn't vote for Frank McGillicuddy?"
Ed: "McGuillicuddy? I don't even know how to spell his name."
#2
Ralph: "All right Ed. If you did not not vote for me, than who did?"
Ed: "Joe Rumsey."
Ralph: "Joe Rumsey. That's impossible. Why would he do that?"
Ed: "Remember that vaccum cleaner you gave him. He tried it out. He didn't do so well with the oatmeal test either."
#3
(Ralph & Ed turn on the vacuum but it doesn't suck up dirt.)
Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop of erl."
Ralph: "Yeah, that is all that it needs. A drop of oil."
Alice: "A drop of oil? It wouldn't help if you dipped it in Texas."
#1
(Ralph looks outside the window as Ed blows air into his paper bag and pops it. Ralph thinks that he has been shot and screams in pain. When he realizes what Ed did, he gets mad at Ed. Alice comes out.)
Alice: "What happened?"
Ralph: "Babyhead (Ed) had to break a paper bag."
#2
(Mr. Miller & Mr. Weaver want Ralph to run for Assembly.)
Mr. Miller: "I read some of his (Ralph's) interviews in the newspaper. He doesn't sound smart."
Mr. Weaver: "That is what we want. A stupid hero."
#3
Ralph: "I'm a hero. A hero. A heeero. Do you know what a hero is?"
Alice: "Yeah, a fat sandwich."
"People's Choice Part 2":
(Ralph & the rest of the gang are on the street with instruments [including Ed wearing a drum with suspenders], and advertisements that say: "Vote For Kramden.")
Man: "What do you know about an assemblyman?"
Ralph (giving the signal to Ed to start playing his drum that gives Alice the signal to play the cymbals): "What do I know about being an assemblyman? What do I know about being an assemblyman?" (hitting Ed): "What do I know about being an assemblyman? I'll tell you what I know about being an assemblyman."
(Ed plays his drums & Alice plays the cymbals while Ralph mouths words.)
(The music stops.)
Ralph: "That's what I know about being an assemblyman. Do you have any other questions?"
Man: "Yes. When did you four nuts escape?"
"The People's Choice Part 2":
Ralph (reading his speech to a couple): "'Friends, pretty soon it will be time to go to the polls and vote. You can vote for a guy like me, Ralph Kramden. A fearless citizen who has captured such ruthless people as Bullets Durgem or you can vote for the other guy, that dirty bum, Harvey Porter. If you elect me, I will give you honest government'..."
Woman: "Come on John."
(They leave.)
Ralph: "I'll put new parks in the benches. I'll..." (yells): "SHE WON'T BE SUCH A RIOT AFTER YOU MARRY HER."
"Forgot To Register":
Alice: "Harper is for people like us."
Ralph: "Harper is not for people like us. Penrose is for the little man and I am a little man. Don't you dare say it"
All from "The Deciding Vote":
#1
Alice: "You mean to tell me that you didn't vote for Frank McGillicuddy?"
Ed: "McGuillicuddy? I don't even know how to spell his name."
#2
Ralph: "All right Ed. If you did not not vote for me, than who did?"
Ed: "Joe Rumsey."
Ralph: "Joe Rumsey. That's impossible. Why would he do that?"
Ed: "Remember that vaccum cleaner you gave him. He tried it out. He didn't do so well with the oatmeal test either."
#3
(Ralph & Ed turn on the vacuum but it doesn't suck up dirt.)
Ed: "I think that motor needs a drop of erl."
Ralph: "Yeah, that is all that it needs. A drop of oil."
Alice: "A drop of oil? It wouldn't help if you dipped it in Texas."