Frank Gannucci
11-04-2007, 07:31 AM
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ed: "I was born under the sign of Pisces The Fish."
Ralph: "You were born under the sign of Pistachio The Nut."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Freddie: "The party will be going from 8 to 12pm."
Ed: "That includes 11:30pm, doesn't it?"
"Principle of The Thing":
Ralph: "I think the wallpaper is pretty. Alice thinks it is rotten. What do you think?"
(Ed looks at it.)
Ed: "I think that you are both right. It is pretty rotten."
"A Man's Pride":
Ralph: "I am going to learn from here on in how to swallow my pride."
Ed: "That shouldn't be too hard. You learned how to swallow everything else."
"A Matter of Record":
Ralph: "I can't use two seats."
Ed: "That is a matter of opinion."
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "This isn't a crazy costume. This is what all of us cats wear. I got it! I got it! I am hip! Ready to go. I'm gone. Gone!"
Alice: "You are gone all right."
"Flushing Ho":
(Ed comes out with a sailboat he was playing with in the tub.)
Ralph: "You don't mean to tell me that you kept we out here for 20 minutes while you were playing with a boat in the tub."
Ed: "I'm sorry Ralph. This is a new boat. We were on the Shakedown
Cruise."
"Flushing Ho":
Ralph: "Because of Ed, I had to go to work without my bath."
Trixie: "You didn't have to do that Ralph. You could take you bath at the circus. They wouldn't mind bathing one more elephant."
"Two For The Money":
Ed: "I bet you $8 that my friend Ralph can beat you at pinball."
Man: "I'll bet $10."
Ed: "$8. We don't want to play for high stakes. We just want to make it interesting."
Ed: "I was born under the sign of Pisces The Fish."
Ralph: "You were born under the sign of Pistachio The Nut."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Freddie: "The party will be going from 8 to 12pm."
Ed: "That includes 11:30pm, doesn't it?"
"Principle of The Thing":
Ralph: "I think the wallpaper is pretty. Alice thinks it is rotten. What do you think?"
(Ed looks at it.)
Ed: "I think that you are both right. It is pretty rotten."
"A Man's Pride":
Ralph: "I am going to learn from here on in how to swallow my pride."
Ed: "That shouldn't be too hard. You learned how to swallow everything else."
"A Matter of Record":
Ralph: "I can't use two seats."
Ed: "That is a matter of opinion."
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "This isn't a crazy costume. This is what all of us cats wear. I got it! I got it! I am hip! Ready to go. I'm gone. Gone!"
Alice: "You are gone all right."
"Flushing Ho":
(Ed comes out with a sailboat he was playing with in the tub.)
Ralph: "You don't mean to tell me that you kept we out here for 20 minutes while you were playing with a boat in the tub."
Ed: "I'm sorry Ralph. This is a new boat. We were on the Shakedown
Cruise."
"Flushing Ho":
Ralph: "Because of Ed, I had to go to work without my bath."
Trixie: "You didn't have to do that Ralph. You could take you bath at the circus. They wouldn't mind bathing one more elephant."
"Two For The Money":
Ed: "I bet you $8 that my friend Ralph can beat you at pinball."
Man: "I'll bet $10."
Ed: "$8. We don't want to play for high stakes. We just want to make it interesting."