Frank Gannucci
11-02-2007, 10:16 PM
"Something Fishy":
Ralph (yells): "YOU ARE NOT GOING!"
Alice (yells): "I AM GOING!"
Ralph: "The only place that you are going to is the moon."
"Move Uptown":
Mrs. Winters: "Do you and your wife have any wild parties?"
Ralph: "No."
Ed: "He hasn't even taken his wife out in the last five years."
"We Spy":
Ralph: "In a foreign country, you got to live like a native."
Alice: "In Brooklyn, I live like a native."
"We Spy":
Interrorgator: "What were you two doing in the Russian firing range?"
Ed: "I don't have to tell you anything. Because of the Geneva conventions, all I have to do is tell you my name, address & social security number."
"Follow The Boys":
Ed (to Ralph): "How now brown bovine."
Alice: "That is a new word he just learned."
Ralph: "Now, he knows three of them."
"Great Jewel Robbery":
Ralph: "In the race to get ahead, I am way out in front."
Ed: "Yes, you certainly are way out in front."
"Funny Money":
Ralph: "You are to address me in a civil tongue."
Alice's Mom: "Oh, why don't you shut up?"
"The Adoption" & "Expectant Dad":
Ralph: "I was named after my dad. Nothing wrong with that. They used to call us 'Big' Ralph & 'Little' Ralph."
Ed: "Who was your dad, 'Little' Ralph?"
"$99,000 Answer":
Herb Norris: "What do you do for a living?"
Ralph: "I brive a dus."
Herb: "You brive a dus?"
Ralph: "A dus I brive."
"This Is Your Life Part 1":
Ralph: "14 years, I fractured myself just to take care of her. Now, I just saw Alice coming out of an Italian restuarant with another guy. That's loyalty for you."
Ed: "The least she could have done was take a bus."
Ralph (yells): "YOU ARE NOT GOING!"
Alice (yells): "I AM GOING!"
Ralph: "The only place that you are going to is the moon."
"Move Uptown":
Mrs. Winters: "Do you and your wife have any wild parties?"
Ralph: "No."
Ed: "He hasn't even taken his wife out in the last five years."
"We Spy":
Ralph: "In a foreign country, you got to live like a native."
Alice: "In Brooklyn, I live like a native."
"We Spy":
Interrorgator: "What were you two doing in the Russian firing range?"
Ed: "I don't have to tell you anything. Because of the Geneva conventions, all I have to do is tell you my name, address & social security number."
"Follow The Boys":
Ed (to Ralph): "How now brown bovine."
Alice: "That is a new word he just learned."
Ralph: "Now, he knows three of them."
"Great Jewel Robbery":
Ralph: "In the race to get ahead, I am way out in front."
Ed: "Yes, you certainly are way out in front."
"Funny Money":
Ralph: "You are to address me in a civil tongue."
Alice's Mom: "Oh, why don't you shut up?"
"The Adoption" & "Expectant Dad":
Ralph: "I was named after my dad. Nothing wrong with that. They used to call us 'Big' Ralph & 'Little' Ralph."
Ed: "Who was your dad, 'Little' Ralph?"
"$99,000 Answer":
Herb Norris: "What do you do for a living?"
Ralph: "I brive a dus."
Herb: "You brive a dus?"
Ralph: "A dus I brive."
"This Is Your Life Part 1":
Ralph: "14 years, I fractured myself just to take care of her. Now, I just saw Alice coming out of an Italian restuarant with another guy. That's loyalty for you."
Ed: "The least she could have done was take a bus."