Frank Gannucci
11-02-2007, 08:51 AM
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ralph: "Are you sure that that suitcase can hold $40,000,000. Why don't you cut pieces of paper into the shape of dollars bills and find out?"
(Ed opens up his case to reveal that he did just that.)
Ed: "Small details."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Ralph: "I am writing down a list of all my weak points."
Ed: "Oh, is that all the paper you are going to use?"
"Letter To The Boss":
Ed: "I know what you should do your boss after he fires you."
Ralph: "What?"
Ed: "Write him another nasty letter."
"Letter To The Boss":
Ed: "I got a solution to open up that mailbox. Dynamite."
Ralph: "What is it?"
Ed: "That is waht I said. Dynamite."
"The People's Choice" & "Finger Man":
Ed: "My Uncle's place in New Jersey. Bullets will never find you there."
Ralph: "He won't."
Ed: "Of course not. I have been down there three Sundays in a row. I can't even find the place myself."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
Ralph: "Norton, do you like the furniture here?"
Ed: "Yeah."
Ralph (to Alice): "There you are."
Ed: "Of course. I don't live here."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Ralph tries to butter up Alice.)
Ralph: "Do you know how foolish I am going out every night when I have a beautiful wife at home?"
Ed: "At least I got a good excuse."
"Be It Ever So Humble":
(The gang is in the broken-down home.)
Ed: "How long is this lease for?"
Ralph: "The usual."
Ed: "How long is that?"
Ralph "99 years."
Ed: "99 years?"
Ralph: "Yes, 99 years. That's what America gets from Great Britian when they do that lend-lease stuff."
Ed: "Yeah, but this place isn't exactly Bermuda."
"The Worry Wart":
Ralph: "Oh, is that all that they are going to do? They're just gonna take it out of my refund? It just so happens Alice that I was planning on that refund - IN ITS ENTIRETY! I need all of the refund - all 42 dollars! I can't afford to let any of the 42 go! I got to go down to Fred's Landings - I need 42 dollars! What am I gonna do if I haven't got enough money?"
Alice: "We'll just have to cut down, Ralph. Just ask for a cheaper tent with a smaller snake."
Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":
Nick: "How about $400 a week."
(Ralph coughs.)
Nick: "$500."
(Ralph coughs more.)
Nick: "$600."
Ralph: "Norton, give me some water."
Ed: "Don't be a dope Ralph. Keep coughing Ralph. You will be a millionaire in no time."
Ralph: "Are you sure that that suitcase can hold $40,000,000. Why don't you cut pieces of paper into the shape of dollars bills and find out?"
(Ed opens up his case to reveal that he did just that.)
Ed: "Small details."
"Young Man With A Horn":
Ralph: "I am writing down a list of all my weak points."
Ed: "Oh, is that all the paper you are going to use?"
"Letter To The Boss":
Ed: "I know what you should do your boss after he fires you."
Ralph: "What?"
Ed: "Write him another nasty letter."
"Letter To The Boss":
Ed: "I got a solution to open up that mailbox. Dynamite."
Ralph: "What is it?"
Ed: "That is waht I said. Dynamite."
"The People's Choice" & "Finger Man":
Ed: "My Uncle's place in New Jersey. Bullets will never find you there."
Ralph: "He won't."
Ed: "Of course not. I have been down there three Sundays in a row. I can't even find the place myself."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
Ralph: "Norton, do you like the furniture here?"
Ed: "Yeah."
Ralph (to Alice): "There you are."
Ed: "Of course. I don't live here."
"Sleepy Time Gal":
(Ralph tries to butter up Alice.)
Ralph: "Do you know how foolish I am going out every night when I have a beautiful wife at home?"
Ed: "At least I got a good excuse."
"Be It Ever So Humble":
(The gang is in the broken-down home.)
Ed: "How long is this lease for?"
Ralph: "The usual."
Ed: "How long is that?"
Ralph "99 years."
Ed: "99 years?"
Ralph: "Yes, 99 years. That's what America gets from Great Britian when they do that lend-lease stuff."
Ed: "Yeah, but this place isn't exactly Bermuda."
"The Worry Wart":
Ralph: "Oh, is that all that they are going to do? They're just gonna take it out of my refund? It just so happens Alice that I was planning on that refund - IN ITS ENTIRETY! I need all of the refund - all 42 dollars! I can't afford to let any of the 42 go! I got to go down to Fred's Landings - I need 42 dollars! What am I gonna do if I haven't got enough money?"
Alice: "We'll just have to cut down, Ralph. Just ask for a cheaper tent with a smaller snake."
Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":
Nick: "How about $400 a week."
(Ralph coughs.)
Nick: "$500."
(Ralph coughs more.)
Nick: "$600."
Ralph: "Norton, give me some water."
Ed: "Don't be a dope Ralph. Keep coughing Ralph. You will be a millionaire in no time."