Frank Gannucci
10-27-2007, 07:39 AM
"Funny Money":
Ralph: "One of these days, you are going to push me too far."
Alice's Mom: "The only thing that can push you is a bulldozer."
"Finders Keepers":
(Ralph is playing pinball.)
Ed: "You can still come up empty you know."
Ralph: "Empty? The only thing that is empty around here is your head."
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "I am going to get the $300 Alice. I am going to get the $300 if I have to sell everything in this house."
Alice: "Fine. But what are you going to do about the other $280?"
"Two Tickets To The Fight":
(Alice's Uncle George is coming to visit. Ralph hates him and wants to go to the fights.)
Ralph (yells): "I AM NOT GOING TO MISS THE YEAR'S BEST FIGHT."
Alice (yells): "LISTEN HERE. YOU WALK OUT OF THAT DOOR AND YOU WILL
BE IN THE YEAR'S BEST FIGHT."
"The Main Event":
(Ed is showing off his boxing skill for Dynamite.)
Ed: "Cover up your face Ralph! Cover your face! Cover your face!"
(Ralph covers his face. Ed hits him in the stomach.)
Ralph (yells): "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!...OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWW!...OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WHY DID YOU HIT ME IN THE STOMACH WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO COVER MY FACE!"
Ed (yells): "I WAS SHOWING DYNAMITE NOT TO TRUST ANYBODY IN THE RING."
"King of The Castle":
(Ed shows his bandage on his head to Ralph.)
Ralph: "What happened to you?"
Ed: "When I said to Trixie that I am the King of The Castle, Trixie crowned me."
"A Dog's Life":
Ralph: "Gee, I remember when I used to weigh 165. Did you see me when I weighed 165?"
Ed: "No Ralph. I never did see your baby pictures."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
Ralph: "Talk is cheap."
Alice: "It must be or you would have never opened your mouth."
"Dial J For Janitor":
Ralph: "Your garbage can was half-full. When it's full-full, then I will take it down. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here - save a trip there and it all mounts up."
Ed: "That is what I am afraid of. It's mounting up all over the building."
Ralph: "One of these days, you are going to push me too far."
Alice's Mom: "The only thing that can push you is a bulldozer."
"Finders Keepers":
(Ralph is playing pinball.)
Ed: "You can still come up empty you know."
Ralph: "Empty? The only thing that is empty around here is your head."
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "I am going to get the $300 Alice. I am going to get the $300 if I have to sell everything in this house."
Alice: "Fine. But what are you going to do about the other $280?"
"Two Tickets To The Fight":
(Alice's Uncle George is coming to visit. Ralph hates him and wants to go to the fights.)
Ralph (yells): "I AM NOT GOING TO MISS THE YEAR'S BEST FIGHT."
Alice (yells): "LISTEN HERE. YOU WALK OUT OF THAT DOOR AND YOU WILL
BE IN THE YEAR'S BEST FIGHT."
"The Main Event":
(Ed is showing off his boxing skill for Dynamite.)
Ed: "Cover up your face Ralph! Cover your face! Cover your face!"
(Ralph covers his face. Ed hits him in the stomach.)
Ralph (yells): "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!...OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWW!...OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WHY DID YOU HIT ME IN THE STOMACH WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO COVER MY FACE!"
Ed (yells): "I WAS SHOWING DYNAMITE NOT TO TRUST ANYBODY IN THE RING."
"King of The Castle":
(Ed shows his bandage on his head to Ralph.)
Ralph: "What happened to you?"
Ed: "When I said to Trixie that I am the King of The Castle, Trixie crowned me."
"A Dog's Life":
Ralph: "Gee, I remember when I used to weigh 165. Did you see me when I weighed 165?"
Ed: "No Ralph. I never did see your baby pictures."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
Ralph: "Talk is cheap."
Alice: "It must be or you would have never opened your mouth."
"Dial J For Janitor":
Ralph: "Your garbage can was half-full. When it's full-full, then I will take it down. That way, I will make one trip instead of two. Save a trip here - save a trip there and it all mounts up."
Ed: "That is what I am afraid of. It's mounting up all over the building."