Frank Gannucci
10-20-2007, 09:54 AM
"Unconventional Behavior":
Ed: "Remember last year at the Convention when the police were cracking down on the people who were throwing water bags out of the hotel window? That didn't bother me. I just filled up my bags with water and threw them out."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "I almost drowned. The window was closed."
"The Deciding Vote":
Ralph: "You are the type of person that would bend way over to pick up a pocketbook on April Fool's Day. I wouldn't."
Alice: "You couldn't."
"The Next Champ":
(Ed accidentally makes Ralph miss his sho while playing pool. Ralph walks up to Ed and hits Ed's foot with a pool cue.)
Ed: "Ow!"
(Ed hits Ralph's foot with the pool cue.)
Ralph (yells): "OWWW!"
"The Cold":
(Alice is taking the plaster off of Ralph's back.)
Alice: "I suppose you can't take off the top of your pajamas?"
Ralph: "You want to turn the cold into amonia (sp?)."
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
(Alice is upset that Ralph & Ed are practicing for the talent show during the wee hours.)
Ralph (to Alice, yells): "NOW GO TO BED!!"
Alice: "Aaaah."
(Alice goes to bed.)
Ralph (to Alice): "Oooh, you are flirting with death."
"Two-Family Car":
Ralph: "All right. You will have the car Monday-Friday. I will have the car on the weekends."
Ed: "Wait a minute. I work those days. You take the car five days and let me take the car two days."
Ralph: "Okay, your days are Wednesday and Thursday."
"To Whom It May Concern":
(Ralph says what he wants Ed to say in a letter to his boss.)
Ralph: "'You dirty bum!'"
Ed: "Don't you think that that is a little rough for a starter?"
Ralph: "Maybe your right. "Dear Mr. Marshall:...'"
Ed: "That's better."
Ralph: "'...You dirty bum!'"
"Brother Ralph":
Alice: "Don't you trust me Ralph. You're my husband."
Ralph: "No, I'm your brother."
"Flushing Ho":
Ralph: "I watched you tonight. Four pork chops. Four pork chops."
Ed: "What are you complaining about? You had six."
Ralph: "What, are you counting?"
Ed: "Remember last year at the Convention when the police were cracking down on the people who were throwing water bags out of the hotel window? That didn't bother me. I just filled up my bags with water and threw them out."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "I almost drowned. The window was closed."
"The Deciding Vote":
Ralph: "You are the type of person that would bend way over to pick up a pocketbook on April Fool's Day. I wouldn't."
Alice: "You couldn't."
"The Next Champ":
(Ed accidentally makes Ralph miss his sho while playing pool. Ralph walks up to Ed and hits Ed's foot with a pool cue.)
Ed: "Ow!"
(Ed hits Ralph's foot with the pool cue.)
Ralph (yells): "OWWW!"
"The Cold":
(Alice is taking the plaster off of Ralph's back.)
Alice: "I suppose you can't take off the top of your pajamas?"
Ralph: "You want to turn the cold into amonia (sp?)."
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
(Alice is upset that Ralph & Ed are practicing for the talent show during the wee hours.)
Ralph (to Alice, yells): "NOW GO TO BED!!"
Alice: "Aaaah."
(Alice goes to bed.)
Ralph (to Alice): "Oooh, you are flirting with death."
"Two-Family Car":
Ralph: "All right. You will have the car Monday-Friday. I will have the car on the weekends."
Ed: "Wait a minute. I work those days. You take the car five days and let me take the car two days."
Ralph: "Okay, your days are Wednesday and Thursday."
"To Whom It May Concern":
(Ralph says what he wants Ed to say in a letter to his boss.)
Ralph: "'You dirty bum!'"
Ed: "Don't you think that that is a little rough for a starter?"
Ralph: "Maybe your right. "Dear Mr. Marshall:...'"
Ed: "That's better."
Ralph: "'...You dirty bum!'"
"Brother Ralph":
Alice: "Don't you trust me Ralph. You're my husband."
Ralph: "No, I'm your brother."
"Flushing Ho":
Ralph: "I watched you tonight. Four pork chops. Four pork chops."
Ed: "What are you complaining about? You had six."
Ralph: "What, are you counting?"