Frank Gannucci
10-17-2007, 03:02 PM
"The Golfer":
Ralph: "I don't want you guys to tell Ed Norton about my pormotion to assistant traffic manager. He will go around blabbing about it to everyone."
(Ed comes in.)
Ed: "Hello folks!":
Ralph: "Norton, I am the new assistant traffic manager."
"Better Living Through TV":
(Ed is wearing one of Trixie's dresses.)
Trixie: "Do you have to smoke that cigar?"
Ed: "Please, it is the only link left to the old me."
"Dial J For Janitor":
Ralph: "Why should I cut out bowling? It's my only relaxation. Besides, the exercise is good for me to keep down my weight."
Alice: "You don't need anything to keep your weight down. You need something to hold it up."
"Man In The Blue Suit":
Ralph: "While I am gone, try not to sell the furniture."
Alice: "I tried but they wouldn't accept it."
"Man In The Blue Suit":
Alice: 'Lucky suit? You haven't worn the suit in five years."
Ralph: "Don't you know anybody who has been as unlucky as I have in the last five years?"
Alice: "Yeah. Me."
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
Trixie: "Every mistake Ed has made, Ralph has talked him into."
Ralph: "I didn't talk him into marrying you, did I?"
"Case of The Cuckoo Thief":
Alice: "I was thinking about buying the cuckoo clock for someone."
Ralph: "For who?"
Alice: "For, um…my brother."
Ralph: "If there is one thing that your family doesn't need, it's another cuckoo."
"Case of The Cuckoo Thief":
Bruce: "I'm going to have to deal with you harshly."
Ed (starting to cry): "What are you going to do to me?"
Bruce: "I would like to rip the cuffs off your pants. I'm going to have you incarcerated."
Ed: "Good, as long as I'm not going to jail."
"Mexican Hat Trick":
Ralph: "Well Norton, do I look like a gay Cabrello?"
Ed: "Let me see you walk."
Ralph: "I don't want you guys to tell Ed Norton about my pormotion to assistant traffic manager. He will go around blabbing about it to everyone."
(Ed comes in.)
Ed: "Hello folks!":
Ralph: "Norton, I am the new assistant traffic manager."
"Better Living Through TV":
(Ed is wearing one of Trixie's dresses.)
Trixie: "Do you have to smoke that cigar?"
Ed: "Please, it is the only link left to the old me."
"Dial J For Janitor":
Ralph: "Why should I cut out bowling? It's my only relaxation. Besides, the exercise is good for me to keep down my weight."
Alice: "You don't need anything to keep your weight down. You need something to hold it up."
"Man In The Blue Suit":
Ralph: "While I am gone, try not to sell the furniture."
Alice: "I tried but they wouldn't accept it."
"Man In The Blue Suit":
Alice: 'Lucky suit? You haven't worn the suit in five years."
Ralph: "Don't you know anybody who has been as unlucky as I have in the last five years?"
Alice: "Yeah. Me."
"Cottage For Sale Part 2":
Trixie: "Every mistake Ed has made, Ralph has talked him into."
Ralph: "I didn't talk him into marrying you, did I?"
"Case of The Cuckoo Thief":
Alice: "I was thinking about buying the cuckoo clock for someone."
Ralph: "For who?"
Alice: "For, um…my brother."
Ralph: "If there is one thing that your family doesn't need, it's another cuckoo."
"Case of The Cuckoo Thief":
Bruce: "I'm going to have to deal with you harshly."
Ed (starting to cry): "What are you going to do to me?"
Bruce: "I would like to rip the cuffs off your pants. I'm going to have you incarcerated."
Ed: "Good, as long as I'm not going to jail."
"Mexican Hat Trick":
Ralph: "Well Norton, do I look like a gay Cabrello?"
Ed: "Let me see you walk."