Frank Gannucci
10-16-2007, 10:58 PM
"Curse of The Kramdens":
"Ghost": "I'm the Ghost of Shammus O' Toole. If your name is Kramden Beware! Ha ha ha!"
Ed: "This is Ed Norton. Capital N-capital O-r-t-o-n."
"Without Reservations":
Ralph: "My brothers don't eat like that."
Alice: "Your brothers don't eat like that? Then how come you are the one in the family that they call 'Skinny.'"
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ralph: "You want proof that I'm crazy? My leg won't go up."
Alice: "Your leg won't go up?"
Ralph: "That's right. I hit it with a hammer, but it didn't go up."
"Brother Ralph":
Ralph: "You don't know how to handle money."
Alice: "Of course not. I never had any practice."
"Guest Speaker":
(Ed comes in and sees Ralph in his Raccoon uniform.)
Ed: "What happened Ralph, did you get drafted?"
Ralph: "No, I didn't get drafted. I'm a Raccoon."
Ed: "Well, I am a butterfly and I'm flying out of here."
"Hot Tip":
(Ed comes in with a loud jacket.)
Ralph: "Where did you get that jacket?"
Ed: "That is what they are wearing at the track."
Ralph: "Yeah, the horses. Not the people."
"Double Anniversary":
(Ralph tells Ed of his surprise plans to Alice which entail him inviting her out to a movie only to lead her into the Kit Kat Klub where they are going to have the surprise party.)
Ralph: "I hope she doesn't faint."
Ed: "I hope she doesn't faint when she learns that you want to take her to a movie."
"The Loudspeaker":
(Ralph slips on the rock candy that Ed put down.)
Ralph (yells): "ROCK CANDY?! WHAT DO YOU HAVE, ROCKS IN YOUR HEAD?
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME OR SOMETHING NORTON?"
Ed (yells): "WHAT ARE YOU YELLING AT ME FOR? YOU GOT RID OF THE HIC-
OFFS, DIDN'T YOU?"
"Pal O' Mine":
Ralph: "Butter on my finger?" (yells): "AT 89 CENTS A POUND." (normally): "Would you stop throwing my money around? Is there any lard around here?"
Alice: "Yeah about 300 lbs. of it."
"Ghost": "I'm the Ghost of Shammus O' Toole. If your name is Kramden Beware! Ha ha ha!"
Ed: "This is Ed Norton. Capital N-capital O-r-t-o-n."
"Without Reservations":
Ralph: "My brothers don't eat like that."
Alice: "Your brothers don't eat like that? Then how come you are the one in the family that they call 'Skinny.'"
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ralph: "You want proof that I'm crazy? My leg won't go up."
Alice: "Your leg won't go up?"
Ralph: "That's right. I hit it with a hammer, but it didn't go up."
"Brother Ralph":
Ralph: "You don't know how to handle money."
Alice: "Of course not. I never had any practice."
"Guest Speaker":
(Ed comes in and sees Ralph in his Raccoon uniform.)
Ed: "What happened Ralph, did you get drafted?"
Ralph: "No, I didn't get drafted. I'm a Raccoon."
Ed: "Well, I am a butterfly and I'm flying out of here."
"Hot Tip":
(Ed comes in with a loud jacket.)
Ralph: "Where did you get that jacket?"
Ed: "That is what they are wearing at the track."
Ralph: "Yeah, the horses. Not the people."
"Double Anniversary":
(Ralph tells Ed of his surprise plans to Alice which entail him inviting her out to a movie only to lead her into the Kit Kat Klub where they are going to have the surprise party.)
Ralph: "I hope she doesn't faint."
Ed: "I hope she doesn't faint when she learns that you want to take her to a movie."
"The Loudspeaker":
(Ralph slips on the rock candy that Ed put down.)
Ralph (yells): "ROCK CANDY?! WHAT DO YOU HAVE, ROCKS IN YOUR HEAD?
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, KILL ME OR SOMETHING NORTON?"
Ed (yells): "WHAT ARE YOU YELLING AT ME FOR? YOU GOT RID OF THE HIC-
OFFS, DIDN'T YOU?"
"Pal O' Mine":
Ralph: "Butter on my finger?" (yells): "AT 89 CENTS A POUND." (normally): "Would you stop throwing my money around? Is there any lard around here?"
Alice: "Yeah about 300 lbs. of it."