Frank Gannucci
10-15-2007, 08:48 AM
"A Matter of Record":
Alice: "I told you Ralph. I don't want you calling my mom that."
Ralph: "All right. You are an expert on crossword puzzles. Give me
another word for 'blabbermouth.'"
"A Matter of Record":
Ralph: "Do you want to go to the play or not? I can't use two seats."
Ed: "That is a matter of opinion."
"A Weighty Problem Part 1":
(Ralph is looking for the annual Raccoon Treasury Report.)
Ralph: "I can't find the report."
Ed: "Maybe you ate it."
"Battle of The Sexes":
Ralph: "Don't make a sound while I take a shot. Don't even breathe."
Ed: "If I don't breathe, I will die."
Ralph: "That's okay. Just don't make any noise when you hit the floor."
"You're In The Picture":
(A man has a photo of a woman kissing Ralph.)
Man: "If you don't give me the $500, I will give this picture to your wife."
Ed: "Ralph, play it smart. Don't give him the money. Let him give the photo to Alice then you can get it from her for nothing."
"Play It Again, Norton":
(Washington Kenmore thinks that Treeny [Ed] is 18.)
Trixie: "I'm Treeny's (Ed's) high school sweetheart."
Washington Kenmore: "You're kidding."
"Cottage For Sale Part 1":
Ralph: "I'm not asking you for the money. The General is telling you to give it to me."
(Alice takes a bowl and puts it on Ralph's head like an Army General's Helmet. She "salutes" him.)
Alice: "Har-har-har!"
"A Matter of Life & Death":
Ralph: "By the way Norton, I am not going to forget about you in my will Norton. I will let you have my bowling shoes."
Ed: "Boy, I was just going to get myself a pair of bowling shoes. This couldn't have happened at a better time."
"Play It Again, Norton":
(Ralph & Ed are hatching a plan so Ed can pose as an 18-year-old, so he can win the contest.)
Ed: "That is fraud. I could get sent to jail for 10 years."
Ralph: "So what? You will be out when you are 28."
Alice: "I told you Ralph. I don't want you calling my mom that."
Ralph: "All right. You are an expert on crossword puzzles. Give me
another word for 'blabbermouth.'"
"A Matter of Record":
Ralph: "Do you want to go to the play or not? I can't use two seats."
Ed: "That is a matter of opinion."
"A Weighty Problem Part 1":
(Ralph is looking for the annual Raccoon Treasury Report.)
Ralph: "I can't find the report."
Ed: "Maybe you ate it."
"Battle of The Sexes":
Ralph: "Don't make a sound while I take a shot. Don't even breathe."
Ed: "If I don't breathe, I will die."
Ralph: "That's okay. Just don't make any noise when you hit the floor."
"You're In The Picture":
(A man has a photo of a woman kissing Ralph.)
Man: "If you don't give me the $500, I will give this picture to your wife."
Ed: "Ralph, play it smart. Don't give him the money. Let him give the photo to Alice then you can get it from her for nothing."
"Play It Again, Norton":
(Washington Kenmore thinks that Treeny [Ed] is 18.)
Trixie: "I'm Treeny's (Ed's) high school sweetheart."
Washington Kenmore: "You're kidding."
"Cottage For Sale Part 1":
Ralph: "I'm not asking you for the money. The General is telling you to give it to me."
(Alice takes a bowl and puts it on Ralph's head like an Army General's Helmet. She "salutes" him.)
Alice: "Har-har-har!"
"A Matter of Life & Death":
Ralph: "By the way Norton, I am not going to forget about you in my will Norton. I will let you have my bowling shoes."
Ed: "Boy, I was just going to get myself a pair of bowling shoes. This couldn't have happened at a better time."
"Play It Again, Norton":
(Ralph & Ed are hatching a plan so Ed can pose as an 18-year-old, so he can win the contest.)
Ed: "That is fraud. I could get sent to jail for 10 years."
Ralph: "So what? You will be out when you are 28."