Frank Gannucci
10-14-2007, 09:29 AM
"Man In The Blue Suit":
(Ed is ripping up his jacket just so he would look like a bum to get his suit back from the Help The Needy Society.)
Ralph: "I paid $8 for this jacket."
Ed: "Would you stop being so penny wise and half a pound foolish? You need to get the $73 from that jacket's pocket. $8 from $73 is, uh...You got a lot left over."
"Jellybeans":
Ed: "I was in a contest once. You had to name all the states. I got gyped out of the first prize. I named 66 states, the winner only named 48."
Ralph: "You are a mental case."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Alice: "I burned my figner on that darned stove."
Ralph: "If you are not burning yourself, it's my food."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ed: "Hey, what kind of peanut butter is that? Is that the crunchy kind?"
Ralph: "Yes, it's the crunchy kind and I can prove it to you. When this jar hits your head, you'll hear a crunch."
"On Stage":
Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk. So, there's a chance for me."
Alice: "Sure, you can become an usher at the Music Hall or a soda jerk!"
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "I'll get the $300 Alice. I'll get the $300 if I have to sell everything in this house."
Alice: "That's a good start but what are you going to do about the other $280?"
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ed: "Have I seen you once?"
Jean Kean (as herself): "I don't believe so."
Ed: "Did you ever work in the sewer?"
"Six Months To Live":
Ralph: "That does it Norton. In six months, I will be dead."
Ed: "Don't get so upset. Doctos can be wrong to you know. Take a friend of mine for instance. The doctor gave him six months to live. Boy, did he make a monkey out of that doctor."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "He lived for almost eight months."
"Follow The Boys":
(Alice wants to go to the movies but Ralph doesn't want him to go. He has to go bowling for the Hurricanes.)
Ralph: "The hurricanes need me."
Alice: "I feel very sorry for the Hurricanes because the biggest wind of them all is not going to be there."
(Ed is ripping up his jacket just so he would look like a bum to get his suit back from the Help The Needy Society.)
Ralph: "I paid $8 for this jacket."
Ed: "Would you stop being so penny wise and half a pound foolish? You need to get the $73 from that jacket's pocket. $8 from $73 is, uh...You got a lot left over."
"Jellybeans":
Ed: "I was in a contest once. You had to name all the states. I got gyped out of the first prize. I named 66 states, the winner only named 48."
Ralph: "You are a mental case."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Alice: "I burned my figner on that darned stove."
Ralph: "If you are not burning yourself, it's my food."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ed: "Hey, what kind of peanut butter is that? Is that the crunchy kind?"
Ralph: "Yes, it's the crunchy kind and I can prove it to you. When this jar hits your head, you'll hear a crunch."
"On Stage":
Ralph: "That shows how much you know about show business. You're always talking about something you don't know anything about. Just remember this: Gregory Peck was an usher at the Music Hall, you know, when they found him, and Kurt Douglas was a soda jerk. So, there's a chance for me."
Alice: "Sure, you can become an usher at the Music Hall or a soda jerk!"
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "I'll get the $300 Alice. I'll get the $300 if I have to sell everything in this house."
Alice: "That's a good start but what are you going to do about the other $280?"
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ed: "Have I seen you once?"
Jean Kean (as herself): "I don't believe so."
Ed: "Did you ever work in the sewer?"
"Six Months To Live":
Ralph: "That does it Norton. In six months, I will be dead."
Ed: "Don't get so upset. Doctos can be wrong to you know. Take a friend of mine for instance. The doctor gave him six months to live. Boy, did he make a monkey out of that doctor."
Ralph: "What happened?"
Ed: "He lived for almost eight months."
"Follow The Boys":
(Alice wants to go to the movies but Ralph doesn't want him to go. He has to go bowling for the Hurricanes.)
Ralph: "The hurricanes need me."
Alice: "I feel very sorry for the Hurricanes because the biggest wind of them all is not going to be there."