Frank Gannucci
10-13-2007, 07:18 AM
"Follow The Boys":
(Ed is doing a crossword puzzle outside.)
Ed (reading): "'Four-letter word for place of dwelling.' I got that one: House. H-o-s-e. That is the trouble with these puzzles. They don't present a challenge."
Alice: "Yeah, they are easy. Easy: E-z-y."
"Boy Next Door":
(Ralph thinks that Ed & Alice are lovers. Ed is in Ralph's home.)
Alice: "Excuse me sweetheart."
Ralph: "Who are you calling 'sweetheart.'"
Alice: "Norton. Who else?"
"The Sleepwalker":
Ralph: "All right Weisenhemimer. I am now going to put the key in a place which even if you know that it was there, you wouldn't be able to get it. I am going to put it under my pillow. Now, you will have to lift me up bodily in order to get the key."
Ed: "I got to hand it to you Ralph. You came up with something even Dick Tracy couldn't solve."
"Oh My Aching Back":
(Ralph tries to straighten up with his bad back. He stands up straight but in an unnatural way.)
Ralph: "Does this look natural?"
Ed: "Like the Leaning Tower of Pizza."
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
Ralph: "Grogan, if you had two tickets to a World Series game and your sister-in-law was going to get married at the same time as the game, where would you go?"
Grogan: "I would go to the wedding."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"
"Stars Over Flatbush":
(Ralph is trying to scratch an itch on his back by rubbing his back on the ice box. Ed comes in.)
Ed: "What do you say there Taurus?"
Ralph: "I was trying to scratch an itch that I couldn't reach."
Ed: "Oh, for a minute there I thought you were practicing the ol' Shake, Rattle & Roll."
"Flushing Ho":
(Ralph is impatiently waiting for Ed to get out of the bathtub so he can take a bath. Ralph is worried that he will be late for work with all the waiting that he is doing.)
Alice: "We will make a schedule. One morning, Ed will use the bathroom first. The next morning, you will use it first."
Ralph: "That solves the whole problem. Now, I will only be late every other day."
"Alice & The Blonde":
Alice: "Ralph, do you know what time it is?"
Ralph: "Yeah, it's a little after 11p."
Alice: "Yeah, about three hours after 11."
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
Ralph: "Just for that remark Alice, when we get to Fred's Landing, I won't introduce you to Fred."
Alice: "From this blow, I may never recover."
(Ed is doing a crossword puzzle outside.)
Ed (reading): "'Four-letter word for place of dwelling.' I got that one: House. H-o-s-e. That is the trouble with these puzzles. They don't present a challenge."
Alice: "Yeah, they are easy. Easy: E-z-y."
"Boy Next Door":
(Ralph thinks that Ed & Alice are lovers. Ed is in Ralph's home.)
Alice: "Excuse me sweetheart."
Ralph: "Who are you calling 'sweetheart.'"
Alice: "Norton. Who else?"
"The Sleepwalker":
Ralph: "All right Weisenhemimer. I am now going to put the key in a place which even if you know that it was there, you wouldn't be able to get it. I am going to put it under my pillow. Now, you will have to lift me up bodily in order to get the key."
Ed: "I got to hand it to you Ralph. You came up with something even Dick Tracy couldn't solve."
"Oh My Aching Back":
(Ralph tries to straighten up with his bad back. He stands up straight but in an unnatural way.)
Ralph: "Does this look natural?"
Ed: "Like the Leaning Tower of Pizza."
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
Ralph: "Grogan, if you had two tickets to a World Series game and your sister-in-law was going to get married at the same time as the game, where would you go?"
Grogan: "I would go to the wedding."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"
"Stars Over Flatbush":
(Ralph is trying to scratch an itch on his back by rubbing his back on the ice box. Ed comes in.)
Ed: "What do you say there Taurus?"
Ralph: "I was trying to scratch an itch that I couldn't reach."
Ed: "Oh, for a minute there I thought you were practicing the ol' Shake, Rattle & Roll."
"Flushing Ho":
(Ralph is impatiently waiting for Ed to get out of the bathtub so he can take a bath. Ralph is worried that he will be late for work with all the waiting that he is doing.)
Alice: "We will make a schedule. One morning, Ed will use the bathroom first. The next morning, you will use it first."
Ralph: "That solves the whole problem. Now, I will only be late every other day."
"Alice & The Blonde":
Alice: "Ralph, do you know what time it is?"
Ralph: "Yeah, it's a little after 11p."
Alice: "Yeah, about three hours after 11."
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
Ralph: "Just for that remark Alice, when we get to Fred's Landing, I won't introduce you to Fred."
Alice: "From this blow, I may never recover."