Frank Gannucci
10-12-2007, 09:12 AM
"$99,000 Answer":
Alice: "Trixie was down here and she said that she saw you on the show."
Ralph: "She was? Well, what did she say?"
Alice: "Well, she said that she was the biggest thing on TV."
"The Bensonhurst Bomber":
Ralph: "Why did he say to me: 'Hey Fatso, get out of the way.'?"
Ed: "I don't know. Maybe the phrase just fits."
"The Bensonhurst Bomber":
(Ed & Ralph are sparring with each other.)
Ed: "Cover your up your face! Cover up your face!"
(Ralph does that. Ed hits him in the stomach.)
Ralph (yells in pain): "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA! WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! WHY DID YOU PUNCH ME IN THE STOMACH WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO COVER UP MY FACE?"
Ed: "That should tell you not to trust anybody in the ring."
"Two Tickets To The Fight":
Ralph: "Throw a punch at me and I'll duck."
(Ed "punches" him. Ralph falls to the ground.)
Ed: "Hey Ralph, that is some ducking. I can never hit you a second time."
"Peacemaker":
Ed (to Trixie): "I could have married Kora Brendsetter and her father is a PRETTY important man down town. He told me that if I married her, he would have me transferred from the Sewer Department. I never threw this in your face before, but if I married Kora Brendsetter, today I would be driving my own garbage truck."
Ralph: "Driving your own garbage truck? He must have been a PRETTY important man down town."
"We Spy":
(Ralph & Ed greet the girls wearing Russian uniforms. They try telling the girls the story about them being mistakes for spies in Russia.)
Ralph: "Honestly I am telling the truth. Where do you think we got these clothes from?"
Alice (reading the label on Ralph's uniform): "'The Fat Man's Shop.'"
"Love Letter":
Ralph: "What did Trixie have behind her back?"
Alice: "It was nothing."
Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You hold it in front where everybody can see it."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Doctor: "This is an aptitude test. You are going to like this. This is fun."
Ed: "Can three people play."
"Without Reservations":
(The boys are in the broken-down hotel.)
Ralph: "When the girls see this place, they may not see the business possibilities of it. You know they can't see their nose in front of their face."
Ed: "That is the only hope we got."
"Mexican Hat Trick":
Ralph: "Well Norton, do I look like a gay Cabrello?"
Ed: "Let me see you walk."
Alice: "Trixie was down here and she said that she saw you on the show."
Ralph: "She was? Well, what did she say?"
Alice: "Well, she said that she was the biggest thing on TV."
"The Bensonhurst Bomber":
Ralph: "Why did he say to me: 'Hey Fatso, get out of the way.'?"
Ed: "I don't know. Maybe the phrase just fits."
"The Bensonhurst Bomber":
(Ed & Ralph are sparring with each other.)
Ed: "Cover your up your face! Cover up your face!"
(Ralph does that. Ed hits him in the stomach.)
Ralph (yells in pain): "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAA! WHOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH! WHY DID YOU PUNCH ME IN THE STOMACH WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO COVER UP MY FACE?"
Ed: "That should tell you not to trust anybody in the ring."
"Two Tickets To The Fight":
Ralph: "Throw a punch at me and I'll duck."
(Ed "punches" him. Ralph falls to the ground.)
Ed: "Hey Ralph, that is some ducking. I can never hit you a second time."
"Peacemaker":
Ed (to Trixie): "I could have married Kora Brendsetter and her father is a PRETTY important man down town. He told me that if I married her, he would have me transferred from the Sewer Department. I never threw this in your face before, but if I married Kora Brendsetter, today I would be driving my own garbage truck."
Ralph: "Driving your own garbage truck? He must have been a PRETTY important man down town."
"We Spy":
(Ralph & Ed greet the girls wearing Russian uniforms. They try telling the girls the story about them being mistakes for spies in Russia.)
Ralph: "Honestly I am telling the truth. Where do you think we got these clothes from?"
Alice (reading the label on Ralph's uniform): "'The Fat Man's Shop.'"
"Love Letter":
Ralph: "What did Trixie have behind her back?"
Alice: "It was nothing."
Ralph: "Alice, you don't hold nothing behind your back. You hold it in front where everybody can see it."
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Doctor: "This is an aptitude test. You are going to like this. This is fun."
Ed: "Can three people play."
"Without Reservations":
(The boys are in the broken-down hotel.)
Ralph: "When the girls see this place, they may not see the business possibilities of it. You know they can't see their nose in front of their face."
Ed: "That is the only hope we got."
"Mexican Hat Trick":
Ralph: "Well Norton, do I look like a gay Cabrello?"
Ed: "Let me see you walk."