Frank Gannucci
10-10-2007, 05:01 PM
"A Matter of Life & Death":
(Alice reads Ralph's death letter and laughs.)
Alice: "This is a riot."
Ralph: "We will see how much of a riot it is when you have to finish the payments on the ice box."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ralph: "How can you be sure that you saw a yellow-bellied sap sucker when they are not supposed to be within 10,000 miles from here?"
Ed: "Because I saw a bird that had a yellow-belly and it was sucking sap."
"TV or Not TV":
Ralph: "You are taking that TV set over my dead body."
Ed: "I couldn't do that. What do you think I am, a mountain climber?"
"Principal of The Thing":
Alice: "If you ask me, this rrom shouldn't be papered. It should be padded."
(Alice leaves.)
Ralph: "Just once. Bang!"
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "Are the guys going to pick you up?"
Ed: "Yeah."
Ralph: "Could you give me a lift?"
Ed: "Sure. Always room for two more."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "The horoscope is bigger than I am."
Alice: "Nothing is bigger than you are."
"Without Reservations":
(Everyone is in the really broken-down hotel.)
Ralph (to Ed): "You keep it up and you won't even be a bellhop. You'll be a..."
Alice: "Why don't you make him a guest? Nothing can be worse than that."
"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":
Ralph: "Some day, someone might discover you."
Ed: "Not unless he falls down an open manhole."
"Follow The Boys":
(Trixie comes down in a Japanese geisha girl costume.)
Trixie: "Come here lover boy (Ed.)"
Ed: "Save me Ralph. I'm a sex symbol."
(Alice reads Ralph's death letter and laughs.)
Alice: "This is a riot."
Ralph: "We will see how much of a riot it is when you have to finish the payments on the ice box."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ralph: "How can you be sure that you saw a yellow-bellied sap sucker when they are not supposed to be within 10,000 miles from here?"
Ed: "Because I saw a bird that had a yellow-belly and it was sucking sap."
"TV or Not TV":
Ralph: "You are taking that TV set over my dead body."
Ed: "I couldn't do that. What do you think I am, a mountain climber?"
"Principal of The Thing":
Alice: "If you ask me, this rrom shouldn't be papered. It should be padded."
(Alice leaves.)
Ralph: "Just once. Bang!"
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "Are the guys going to pick you up?"
Ed: "Yeah."
Ralph: "Could you give me a lift?"
Ed: "Sure. Always room for two more."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "The horoscope is bigger than I am."
Alice: "Nothing is bigger than you are."
"Without Reservations":
(Everyone is in the really broken-down hotel.)
Ralph (to Ed): "You keep it up and you won't even be a bellhop. You'll be a..."
Alice: "Why don't you make him a guest? Nothing can be worse than that."
"Two Faces of Ralph Kramden":
Ralph: "Some day, someone might discover you."
Ed: "Not unless he falls down an open manhole."
"Follow The Boys":
(Trixie comes down in a Japanese geisha girl costume.)
Trixie: "Come here lover boy (Ed.)"
Ed: "Save me Ralph. I'm a sex symbol."