Frank Gannucci
10-06-2007, 09:01 PM
"Two Men On A Horse Part 1":
(Jerry's Lunchroom has very few patrons in it.)
Ed: "After all, it was me who got all of my fellow sewerworkers coming to this place."
Jerry: "Yeah, and look what it did to my business."
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
Ralph: "He's (Ed's) my guest and I'm your employer."
Thelma: "Some guest and some employer. The SIMP and the BLIMP."
"A Dog's Life":
(Ralph brings some of Kram-Mar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer [aka dog food] to Mr. Marshall in a lunchbox.)
Ralph: "I have got in here something that is worth a million dollars."
Mr. Marshall: "Then you must have had a good day on the bus."
"$99,000 Answer":
Ralph: "$600! Peanuts, peanuts. What am I going to do with peanuts?"
Alice: "Eat 'em like any other elephant."
"Songwriters":
Ed: "I got to get up in the morning. I got a job to do."
Ralph: "I got a job to do too in the morning and you don't hear me complaining and I got responsibilities. If I fall asleep, I'm liable to run into something."
Ed: "If I fall asleep, I'm liable to drown."
"Flushing Ho":
(Ed comes out with a sailboat. Ralph wants to take a bath.)
Ralph: "You don't mean to tell me that you kept me waiting out here for 20 minutes while you were in there playing with a boat in the tub?"
Ed: "I'm sorry Ralph. This is a new boat. We were on the Shakedown Cruise!"
"The Loudspeaker":
Ralph: "Do you realize that at the annual clambake I have the honor of opening the first clam? And as we take our cruise up the Hudson River I get to go up to the bridge and steer - as we pass Raccoon Point."
Alice: "Well golly gee!"
"Boys and Girls Together":
Alice: "If you go out one night and it's not your night out with Norton and you don't take me with you, when you get home, I won't be here."
(Alice goes into the bedroom. Ralph walks over to the doorway to the
bedroom.)
Ralph: "Har-har-hardy-har-har!"
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
(Ralph & Alice are at the pool hall.)
Ralph: "This is how you chalk up your cue."
Alice: "Well, that is the stupidest thing I ever heard of."
Ralph: "YOU are the stupidest thing I ever heard of."
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":
(It's Alice's birthday and Ralph has forgotten it.)
Alice: "Ralph, you do remember what today is?"
Ralph: "Sure, it's my pool night."
Alice's Mom: "See? He's good for nothing."
Ralph: "How do you know? You never saw me shoot pool."
(Jerry's Lunchroom has very few patrons in it.)
Ed: "After all, it was me who got all of my fellow sewerworkers coming to this place."
Jerry: "Yeah, and look what it did to my business."
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
Ralph: "He's (Ed's) my guest and I'm your employer."
Thelma: "Some guest and some employer. The SIMP and the BLIMP."
"A Dog's Life":
(Ralph brings some of Kram-Mar's Delicious Mystery Appetizer [aka dog food] to Mr. Marshall in a lunchbox.)
Ralph: "I have got in here something that is worth a million dollars."
Mr. Marshall: "Then you must have had a good day on the bus."
"$99,000 Answer":
Ralph: "$600! Peanuts, peanuts. What am I going to do with peanuts?"
Alice: "Eat 'em like any other elephant."
"Songwriters":
Ed: "I got to get up in the morning. I got a job to do."
Ralph: "I got a job to do too in the morning and you don't hear me complaining and I got responsibilities. If I fall asleep, I'm liable to run into something."
Ed: "If I fall asleep, I'm liable to drown."
"Flushing Ho":
(Ed comes out with a sailboat. Ralph wants to take a bath.)
Ralph: "You don't mean to tell me that you kept me waiting out here for 20 minutes while you were in there playing with a boat in the tub?"
Ed: "I'm sorry Ralph. This is a new boat. We were on the Shakedown Cruise!"
"The Loudspeaker":
Ralph: "Do you realize that at the annual clambake I have the honor of opening the first clam? And as we take our cruise up the Hudson River I get to go up to the bridge and steer - as we pass Raccoon Point."
Alice: "Well golly gee!"
"Boys and Girls Together":
Alice: "If you go out one night and it's not your night out with Norton and you don't take me with you, when you get home, I won't be here."
(Alice goes into the bedroom. Ralph walks over to the doorway to the
bedroom.)
Ralph: "Har-har-hardy-har-har!"
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
(Ralph & Alice are at the pool hall.)
Ralph: "This is how you chalk up your cue."
Alice: "Well, that is the stupidest thing I ever heard of."
Ralph: "YOU are the stupidest thing I ever heard of."
"Rafitti, Brooklyn Style":
(It's Alice's birthday and Ralph has forgotten it.)
Alice: "Ralph, you do remember what today is?"
Ralph: "Sure, it's my pool night."
Alice's Mom: "See? He's good for nothing."
Ralph: "How do you know? You never saw me shoot pool."