Frank Gannucci
10-05-2007, 10:17 PM
(The Cleveland Indians beat the NY Yankees 2-1.)
(Ralph & Ed just watched the game at Norton's apartment.)
Ralph: "Boy, what a heartbreaker that was. The Yankees had the lead all game and now they let it slip away. I can't stand to see another blown opportuinty to win a World championship."
Ed: "I know Ralph." (starting to cry): "It is cruel. Cruel. Cruel."
Ralph: "Now the Yankees head back to the Bronx down two games. But, something tells me that they will win at least one game and maybe game 4 and maybe game 5."
Ed: "Yeah, I want them to clobber the Rex Sox in the next round."
Ralph: "Me too. Nothing like getting revenge on them for whapt happened three years ago. The Red Sox beating the Yankees after the Yanks had a three game lead."
Ed: "Yeah. Also, lok on the bright side. Both of us are going to Yankee Stadium to cheer on the Yanks."
Ralph: "Yeah, even though Alice wants me to go to her mother's that day. It is her anniversary. I am not going. When she comes up here, I will tell here that. I am the King of my castle. The King Norton! I rule my kingdom. Alice is nothing. I am just like Richard the Lion-Hearted."
(Alice comes up.)
Ralph: "Oh hiya sweetheart."
Ed: "Mighty friendly way to talk to a nothing."
(Ralph gets angry.)
Ed: "Alice, Ralph is the King of his castle. He is just like Richard the Lion-Hearted. He has something to say."
Alice: "Go right ahead Ralph. Tell me.....Isn't there something that you wanted to say o' mighty king? Tell me, the nothings got a right to know."
Ralph (yells): "YOU THINK I WON'T TELL YOU! IS THAT WAHT YOU THINK?"
Alice: "That is right o' Richard the Chicken-Hearted."
Ralph (yells): "JUST FOR THAT, I WON'T TELL YOU."
(Ralph leaves.)
Ed: "Richard the Chicken-Hearted. Ha ha ha."
(Jackie Gleason comes on stage.)
Jackie: "Folks, time to introduce the cast. First Audrey Meadows."
(Aud comes out and greets Jackie.)
Jackie: "And Art Carney."
(Art comes out and greets Jackie.)
Jackie: "GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!"
(Ralph & Ed just watched the game at Norton's apartment.)
Ralph: "Boy, what a heartbreaker that was. The Yankees had the lead all game and now they let it slip away. I can't stand to see another blown opportuinty to win a World championship."
Ed: "I know Ralph." (starting to cry): "It is cruel. Cruel. Cruel."
Ralph: "Now the Yankees head back to the Bronx down two games. But, something tells me that they will win at least one game and maybe game 4 and maybe game 5."
Ed: "Yeah, I want them to clobber the Rex Sox in the next round."
Ralph: "Me too. Nothing like getting revenge on them for whapt happened three years ago. The Red Sox beating the Yankees after the Yanks had a three game lead."
Ed: "Yeah. Also, lok on the bright side. Both of us are going to Yankee Stadium to cheer on the Yanks."
Ralph: "Yeah, even though Alice wants me to go to her mother's that day. It is her anniversary. I am not going. When she comes up here, I will tell here that. I am the King of my castle. The King Norton! I rule my kingdom. Alice is nothing. I am just like Richard the Lion-Hearted."
(Alice comes up.)
Ralph: "Oh hiya sweetheart."
Ed: "Mighty friendly way to talk to a nothing."
(Ralph gets angry.)
Ed: "Alice, Ralph is the King of his castle. He is just like Richard the Lion-Hearted. He has something to say."
Alice: "Go right ahead Ralph. Tell me.....Isn't there something that you wanted to say o' mighty king? Tell me, the nothings got a right to know."
Ralph (yells): "YOU THINK I WON'T TELL YOU! IS THAT WAHT YOU THINK?"
Alice: "That is right o' Richard the Chicken-Hearted."
Ralph (yells): "JUST FOR THAT, I WON'T TELL YOU."
(Ralph leaves.)
Ed: "Richard the Chicken-Hearted. Ha ha ha."
(Jackie Gleason comes on stage.)
Jackie: "Folks, time to introduce the cast. First Audrey Meadows."
(Aud comes out and greets Jackie.)
Jackie: "And Art Carney."
(Art comes out and greets Jackie.)
Jackie: "GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE!"