Frank Gannucci
10-03-2007, 10:05 PM
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ed: "You can't put a square box in a round hole."
Ralph: "No? Then how did you get your head in your hat?"
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ed: "What kind of peanut butter is that? Is that the crunchy kind?"
Ralph: "Yes, it is the crunchy kind and I can prove it to you. When
this jar hits your head, you will hear a crunch."
"Alice Plays Cupid":
Alice: "I will have you know my good man that that is what they are serving at the Eisenhower Inaugural Dinner."
Ralph: "Who's catering there, democrats?"
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
(Ralph and Ed rehearse their mind-reading act in which Ralph will hold up an object while Ed tries to guess it with the help of Ralph's clue while he can't see. Ed's eyes are closed while Ralph holds up a watch.)
Ralph: "Watch out for this, o' swami."
Ed: "What's the clue?"
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ed: "Relax Norton. No one is going to put you in a straightjacket."
Ralph: "Thank you Ed."
Ed: "Where are they going to find one big enough?"
"Two Men On A Horse Part 1":
Ralph: "Alice, I hope that you are satisfied. You are the first woman in history to interupt that Raccoon song."
Alice: "Well Scottie-Wattie-Do-Dah-Day!"
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"):
Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down."
Ed: "There isn't a man in this city that's strong enough to do that."
"House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"):
Ralph: "What's the matter with you? Here my house is braking up and my happiness is being destroyed and you want to go bowling."
Ed: "I'm sorry Ralph. How about a little game of pool?"
"Box Top Kid Part 1":
Ed: "Hey, whay don't you name the dog 'Ralph'?"
Ralph: "'Ralph?'"
Ed: "Yeah, that way not only people can call him, dogs can call him. Ralph. Ralph."
(Ed makes barking sounds.)
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"
Ed: "You can't put a square box in a round hole."
Ralph: "No? Then how did you get your head in your hat?"
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ed: "What kind of peanut butter is that? Is that the crunchy kind?"
Ralph: "Yes, it is the crunchy kind and I can prove it to you. When
this jar hits your head, you will hear a crunch."
"Alice Plays Cupid":
Alice: "I will have you know my good man that that is what they are serving at the Eisenhower Inaugural Dinner."
Ralph: "Who's catering there, democrats?"
"Life Upon The Wicked Stage":
(Ralph and Ed rehearse their mind-reading act in which Ralph will hold up an object while Ed tries to guess it with the help of Ralph's clue while he can't see. Ed's eyes are closed while Ralph holds up a watch.)
Ralph: "Watch out for this, o' swami."
Ed: "What's the clue?"
"Out of Sight, Out of Mind":
Ed: "Relax Norton. No one is going to put you in a straightjacket."
Ralph: "Thank you Ed."
Ed: "Where are they going to find one big enough?"
"Two Men On A Horse Part 1":
Ralph: "Alice, I hope that you are satisfied. You are the first woman in history to interupt that Raccoon song."
Alice: "Well Scottie-Wattie-Do-Dah-Day!"
"Ralph Kramden, Hero At Large" (aka "Trapped"):
Ralph: "You are the only man that can turn my stomach upside-down."
Ed: "There isn't a man in this city that's strong enough to do that."
"House Beautiful" (aka "Pardon My Glove"):
Ralph: "What's the matter with you? Here my house is braking up and my happiness is being destroyed and you want to go bowling."
Ed: "I'm sorry Ralph. How about a little game of pool?"
"Box Top Kid Part 1":
Ed: "Hey, whay don't you name the dog 'Ralph'?"
Ralph: "'Ralph?'"
Ed: "Yeah, that way not only people can call him, dogs can call him. Ralph. Ralph."
(Ed makes barking sounds.)
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"