Frank Gannucci
06-30-2007, 07:53 AM
"Hello Mom":
Ralph: "Cream-chipped beef again?"
Alice: "Yeah, but I fixed it a new way, Ralph. I got the recipe out of a movie magazine. Its Ricardo Cortez's favorite."
Ralph: "Well, I hope when Ricardo gets here tonight he enjoys it!"
"The Worry Wart":
Ralph: "Now why do you think I would put my weight down on my income
tax report?"
Ed: "How should I know? You are the one that is being investigated."
"Peacemaker":
Alice: "Why don't you take advantage of the time you have now and go to sleep."
Ralph: "You're right. Sorry I yelled at you. Good night."
(Ralph goes to the bedroom. The alarm clock rings. It's 5am. Time to go to work for Ralph. Ralph brings the alarm clock out and has a weird look on his face while Audrey tries her best not to laugh.)
Ralph (yells): "IT'S FIVE O' CLOCK. IT'S FIVE O' CLOCK."
"Hero Part 1":
Tommy: "He (Mr. Kramden) was a a great end in football."
Ed: "Great? Probably the biggest end in the business."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ralph: "Are you sure that that suitcase can hold $40,000,000? Why don't you cut pieces of paper into the sizes of dollar bills and find out."
(Ed opens the suitcase to reveal that he did just that.)
Ed: "Small details."
"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
(Ed puts his cigarette in Alice's sink that is full of balloons.)
Ralph: "What kind of mind must a man have to put a lit cigarette in a sink loaded with balloons?"
Ed: "What kind of mind must you have to have a sink full of balloons?"
"In Twenty-Five Words or Less":
Alice: "You finally won one of those contests. The prize is in the bedroom."
Ralph (going into the bedroom): "Oh boy! Oh boy!"
(Ralph sees the big dog called Happy.)
Ralph (coming out of the bedroom, yells): "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!"
"Lawsuit" (Color):
Ralph: "You know the condition that I am in. You know that I can't do anything by myself."
Alice: "How did you get out here?"
Ralph: "Don't change the subject."
"Two For The Money":
Ralph: "Good thing that I have a brain to figure these things out for us."
Ed: "You sure do Ralph. You can think of smart things to get yourself out of the dumb things that you get yourself into."
Ralph: "Cream-chipped beef again?"
Alice: "Yeah, but I fixed it a new way, Ralph. I got the recipe out of a movie magazine. Its Ricardo Cortez's favorite."
Ralph: "Well, I hope when Ricardo gets here tonight he enjoys it!"
"The Worry Wart":
Ralph: "Now why do you think I would put my weight down on my income
tax report?"
Ed: "How should I know? You are the one that is being investigated."
"Peacemaker":
Alice: "Why don't you take advantage of the time you have now and go to sleep."
Ralph: "You're right. Sorry I yelled at you. Good night."
(Ralph goes to the bedroom. The alarm clock rings. It's 5am. Time to go to work for Ralph. Ralph brings the alarm clock out and has a weird look on his face while Audrey tries her best not to laugh.)
Ralph (yells): "IT'S FIVE O' CLOCK. IT'S FIVE O' CLOCK."
"Hero Part 1":
Tommy: "He (Mr. Kramden) was a a great end in football."
Ed: "Great? Probably the biggest end in the business."
"Ralph Kramden Inc.":
Ralph: "Are you sure that that suitcase can hold $40,000,000? Why don't you cut pieces of paper into the sizes of dollar bills and find out."
(Ed opens the suitcase to reveal that he did just that.)
Ed: "Small details."
"Teamwork Beats The Clock":
(Ed puts his cigarette in Alice's sink that is full of balloons.)
Ralph: "What kind of mind must a man have to put a lit cigarette in a sink loaded with balloons?"
Ed: "What kind of mind must you have to have a sink full of balloons?"
"In Twenty-Five Words or Less":
Alice: "You finally won one of those contests. The prize is in the bedroom."
Ralph (going into the bedroom): "Oh boy! Oh boy!"
(Ralph sees the big dog called Happy.)
Ralph (coming out of the bedroom, yells): "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!"
"Lawsuit" (Color):
Ralph: "You know the condition that I am in. You know that I can't do anything by myself."
Alice: "How did you get out here?"
Ralph: "Don't change the subject."
"Two For The Money":
Ralph: "Good thing that I have a brain to figure these things out for us."
Ed: "You sure do Ralph. You can think of smart things to get yourself out of the dumb things that you get yourself into."