Frank Gannucci
06-29-2007, 12:36 PM
"This Is Your Life Part One":
(Ralph is trying to catch people in the poolroom in hoping of finding who's seeing Alice. He already interviewed one person.)
Ralph: "Hey you."
Fat Man: "You talking to me?"
Ralph: "Never mind."
Ed: "Well, that's three down."
Ralph: "Three down?"
Ed: "He counts for two, doesn't he?"
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
(Ralph picks out a small fish from his basket.)
Alice: "This is what you had the big tug-of-war with?"
Ralph: "He lost a lot of weight during the fight."
"Nephew of The Bride":
(Ralph found out that Alice's Aunt Ethel and Herman are moving in since Herman lives at the YMCA. He picks up his hat and puts it on.)
Alice: "Where are you going?"
Ralph: "To the YMCA."
"Nephew of The Bride":
Alice: "Ralph, it's 2am in the morining and Aunt Ethel isn't home yet."
Ralph: "She better get home early if she has to wake me up at 6am."
"Hair To A Fortune":
Ed (reading another one of the bottles): "'Oliveoil.'"
Ralph: "'Oliveoil.'" (yells): "THAT'S OLIVE OIL."
"Hello Mom":
Alice: "My mother is coming and you are going to be nice to her."
Ralph: "I'm going to be nice to her. That's impossible. We don't get along. We're enemies. Natural enemies like a boa constrictor and a mongoose."
"Flushing Ho":
Ralph: "When did you get those glasses?"
Ed: "About four months ago. The doctor told me that I have to wear them when I read."
Ralph: "Do they help?"
Ed: "I don't know. This is the first time I have tried them out."
"The Loudspeaker":
Ralph: "There's an honor with being Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler that is a benefit for both of us. If I'm elected Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler, we have the priviledge of free burial at the Raccoon National Cemetery? Do you know where that is? Bismark, North Dakota."
Alice: "Well, that's wonderful Ralph. Just wonderful. I always dreamed of going out west."
"The Bensonhurst Bomber":
(Ralph trains for his fight with Harvey with Ed.)
Ed: "Cover up your face Ralph! Cover up your face! Cover up your face!"
(Ralph covers his face. Ed hits him in the stomach.)
Ralph (yells in
pain): "ARGGGGGGGGGGH!...ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGH!...WAAAAAAAAAAAA...OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!...OWWWWWWWWWWW!" (to Ed): "Why did you hit me in the stomach for when you told me to cover up my face?"
Ed: "That should be a lesson. You should never trust anybody in the boxing ring."
(Ralph is trying to catch people in the poolroom in hoping of finding who's seeing Alice. He already interviewed one person.)
Ralph: "Hey you."
Fat Man: "You talking to me?"
Ralph: "Never mind."
Ed: "Well, that's three down."
Ralph: "Three down?"
Ed: "He counts for two, doesn't he?"
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
(Ralph picks out a small fish from his basket.)
Alice: "This is what you had the big tug-of-war with?"
Ralph: "He lost a lot of weight during the fight."
"Nephew of The Bride":
(Ralph found out that Alice's Aunt Ethel and Herman are moving in since Herman lives at the YMCA. He picks up his hat and puts it on.)
Alice: "Where are you going?"
Ralph: "To the YMCA."
"Nephew of The Bride":
Alice: "Ralph, it's 2am in the morining and Aunt Ethel isn't home yet."
Ralph: "She better get home early if she has to wake me up at 6am."
"Hair To A Fortune":
Ed (reading another one of the bottles): "'Oliveoil.'"
Ralph: "'Oliveoil.'" (yells): "THAT'S OLIVE OIL."
"Hello Mom":
Alice: "My mother is coming and you are going to be nice to her."
Ralph: "I'm going to be nice to her. That's impossible. We don't get along. We're enemies. Natural enemies like a boa constrictor and a mongoose."
"Flushing Ho":
Ralph: "When did you get those glasses?"
Ed: "About four months ago. The doctor told me that I have to wear them when I read."
Ralph: "Do they help?"
Ed: "I don't know. This is the first time I have tried them out."
"The Loudspeaker":
Ralph: "There's an honor with being Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler that is a benefit for both of us. If I'm elected Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler, we have the priviledge of free burial at the Raccoon National Cemetery? Do you know where that is? Bismark, North Dakota."
Alice: "Well, that's wonderful Ralph. Just wonderful. I always dreamed of going out west."
"The Bensonhurst Bomber":
(Ralph trains for his fight with Harvey with Ed.)
Ed: "Cover up your face Ralph! Cover up your face! Cover up your face!"
(Ralph covers his face. Ed hits him in the stomach.)
Ralph (yells in
pain): "ARGGGGGGGGGGH!...ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGH!...WAAAAAAAAAAAA...OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!...OWWWWWWWWWWW!" (to Ed): "Why did you hit me in the stomach for when you told me to cover up my face?"
Ed: "That should be a lesson. You should never trust anybody in the boxing ring."