Frank Gannucci
06-27-2007, 12:56 PM
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ed: "I was born under the sign of Pieces The Fish."
Ralph: "You were born under the sign of Pistachio The Nut."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "Since I found out that I am Taurus The Bull, I have become a new man."
Alice: "You may be a new man but it's the same old bull."
"This Is Your Life Part 1":
Ralph: "14 years, I have fractured myself driving a bus, just to take care of her. All ofa sudden today, I see her coming out of a restuarant and go into a cab with another guy. That's loyalty for you."
Ed: "The least she could have done was take a bus."
"The Safety Award":
Ed: "Somebody down at the bus depot had an idead for a plaque to put on Ralph's bus that says: 'You are now driving with the World's Safest Bus Driver: Ralph Kramden.'"
Alice: "Oh, a plaque like that. I like that. Ed, you can tell me, who thought of the idea?"
Ed: "Ralph."
"The Safety Award":
Ralph: "You got to talk Trixie into taking that dress off."
Ed: "I am too young to die."
"The Worry Wart":
Alice: "Ralph, you are not the first person to be investigated."
Ed: "She's right. The jails are full of them."
"You're In The Picture":
Ed: "I must be losing my mind."
Trixie: "How could you lose something you never had?"
"You're In The Picture":
(Alice seeing a photo of a woman kissing Ralph, jumps to the conclusion that Ralph is seeing another woman. Ralph tries to tell her that the woman is a blackmailer and much to Ralph's chagrin, she forced herself on him, but to no avail. A policeman comes and explains that the woman in the picture is a blackmailer and reveals the fact that what Ralph said was true.)
Alice: "Forgive me Ralph."
Ralph: "Not yet, I want to enjoy this for a while."
"We Spy":
Interrorgator: "What were you two doing in the Russian firing range?"
Ed: "I don't have to tell you anything. Because of the Geneva conventions, all I have to do is tell you my name, address & social security number."
Ed: "I was born under the sign of Pieces The Fish."
Ralph: "You were born under the sign of Pistachio The Nut."
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "Since I found out that I am Taurus The Bull, I have become a new man."
Alice: "You may be a new man but it's the same old bull."
"This Is Your Life Part 1":
Ralph: "14 years, I have fractured myself driving a bus, just to take care of her. All ofa sudden today, I see her coming out of a restuarant and go into a cab with another guy. That's loyalty for you."
Ed: "The least she could have done was take a bus."
"The Safety Award":
Ed: "Somebody down at the bus depot had an idead for a plaque to put on Ralph's bus that says: 'You are now driving with the World's Safest Bus Driver: Ralph Kramden.'"
Alice: "Oh, a plaque like that. I like that. Ed, you can tell me, who thought of the idea?"
Ed: "Ralph."
"The Safety Award":
Ralph: "You got to talk Trixie into taking that dress off."
Ed: "I am too young to die."
"The Worry Wart":
Alice: "Ralph, you are not the first person to be investigated."
Ed: "She's right. The jails are full of them."
"You're In The Picture":
Ed: "I must be losing my mind."
Trixie: "How could you lose something you never had?"
"You're In The Picture":
(Alice seeing a photo of a woman kissing Ralph, jumps to the conclusion that Ralph is seeing another woman. Ralph tries to tell her that the woman is a blackmailer and much to Ralph's chagrin, she forced herself on him, but to no avail. A policeman comes and explains that the woman in the picture is a blackmailer and reveals the fact that what Ralph said was true.)
Alice: "Forgive me Ralph."
Ralph: "Not yet, I want to enjoy this for a while."
"We Spy":
Interrorgator: "What were you two doing in the Russian firing range?"
Ed: "I don't have to tell you anything. Because of the Geneva conventions, all I have to do is tell you my name, address & social security number."