Frank Gannucci
06-23-2007, 07:30 AM
"Stars Over Flatbush":
Ralph: "Mr. Marshall, can I have a raise?"
Mr. Marshall: "No."
Ralph: "But, it's 11:30p."
Mr. Marshall: "I don't care if it's 2:07."
Ralph: "Neither do I. But, it's 11:30p."
"Principle of The Thing" & "Hot Dog Stand":
Alice: "You call a bowling ball an absolute neccessity?"
Ralph: "I sure do. You can't bowl without one."
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Ed: "As long as we are neighbors, you don't have to call me Norton. Call me Edwardo."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"
"Hello Mom":
Ralph: "You remember the joke that your mom said at our wedding?"
Alice: "What joke?"
Ralph: "You remember the joke. She said: 'I'm not losing a daughter. I'm gaining a ton.'"
"Manager of The Baseball Team" (Color):
Ed: "I went to a fortune teller and she said that I would marry a brunette. The next day, I met Trixie."
Alice: "She is no brunette."
Ed: "She was then."
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
Alice: "Have you told Trixie about the change in vacation plans. I know that she wanted to go to Atlantic City."
Ed: "Trixie will go where I want to go."
Ralph: "Atta boy pal! Put your foot down."
Alice: "What are you going to do if she puts up a squawk?"
Ed: "Very simple. I will tell her that Atlantic City is closed for the summer."
"The Safety Award":
Ralph: "A group of men are picked to do a job. Trained in the same fashion as each other. There's always one man in the group that stands out far from the others."
Ed: "Yeah, I guess you're right there Ralph. If you stood out any more in front, you wouldn't be able to get behind the wheel of a bus."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Alice: "Tell Ed how you saved Jackie Gleason's life."
Ralph: "Well, I was driving my bus. He was ready to cross the street by a traffic light and I stopped for at that traffic light because of the red light."
(Ralph looks around.)
Ralph: "Well, if I gone through the light, I may have hit him."
Ed: "You didn't save him. You saved your bus."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ralph: "Now what we have to do is wait for Mr. Gleason to show up."
Ed: "That could be kind of tough. With the way that he's built, it's hard to tell if he's coming or going."
Ralph: "Mr. Marshall, can I have a raise?"
Mr. Marshall: "No."
Ralph: "But, it's 11:30p."
Mr. Marshall: "I don't care if it's 2:07."
Ralph: "Neither do I. But, it's 11:30p."
"Principle of The Thing" & "Hot Dog Stand":
Alice: "You call a bowling ball an absolute neccessity?"
Ralph: "I sure do. You can't bowl without one."
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Ed: "As long as we are neighbors, you don't have to call me Norton. Call me Edwardo."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"
"Hello Mom":
Ralph: "You remember the joke that your mom said at our wedding?"
Alice: "What joke?"
Ralph: "You remember the joke. She said: 'I'm not losing a daughter. I'm gaining a ton.'"
"Manager of The Baseball Team" (Color):
Ed: "I went to a fortune teller and she said that I would marry a brunette. The next day, I met Trixie."
Alice: "She is no brunette."
Ed: "She was then."
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
Alice: "Have you told Trixie about the change in vacation plans. I know that she wanted to go to Atlantic City."
Ed: "Trixie will go where I want to go."
Ralph: "Atta boy pal! Put your foot down."
Alice: "What are you going to do if she puts up a squawk?"
Ed: "Very simple. I will tell her that Atlantic City is closed for the summer."
"The Safety Award":
Ralph: "A group of men are picked to do a job. Trained in the same fashion as each other. There's always one man in the group that stands out far from the others."
Ed: "Yeah, I guess you're right there Ralph. If you stood out any more in front, you wouldn't be able to get behind the wheel of a bus."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Alice: "Tell Ed how you saved Jackie Gleason's life."
Ralph: "Well, I was driving my bus. He was ready to cross the street by a traffic light and I stopped for at that traffic light because of the red light."
(Ralph looks around.)
Ralph: "Well, if I gone through the light, I may have hit him."
Ed: "You didn't save him. You saved your bus."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ralph: "Now what we have to do is wait for Mr. Gleason to show up."
Ed: "That could be kind of tough. With the way that he's built, it's hard to tell if he's coming or going."