Frank Gannucci
06-21-2007, 10:20 PM
"The Golfer":
(Ralph picks up the cotton ball.)
Ralph (yells): "OW! IT HAS PINS IN IT."
Ed: "What did you expect. chicken noddles?"
"Brother Ralph":
Alice: "Don't you trust me Ralph? You are my husband."
Ralph: "No, I'm your brother."
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "it's a good thing that you weren't married to Alex Graham Bell or he would have never invented the phone."
Alice: "It makes no difference to me. We don't have one."
Ralph: "With your voice, we don't need one."
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "We will sell hamburgers, hot dogs, flapjacks, pizza pies..."
Ed: "And we will widen the front door."
Ralph: "Why would we do that?"
Ed: "With all that food, how are you going to get in and out?"
"Two Tickets To The Fight":
Ed: "Are you sick?"
Ralph: "Yeah, I'm sick."
(Ralph winks to say to Ed that he isn't. Ed doesn't buy it.)
Ed: "You ain't kidding. You even got a twitch in your eye."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ed: "Here's a good theme for the dance. How about the Vikings Discovering America?"
Ralph: "You want to do that theme in the Sons of Italy Hall?"
"The Loudspeaker":
Ralph: "Do you realize that at the annual clambake I have the honor of opening the first clam! And as we take our cruise up the Hudson River I get to go up to the bridge and steer - as we pass Raccoon Point."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
(Trixie & Ed enter into the pool room. Ralph & Alice are already in the pool room. Ralph and Ed are in the middle of a fight.)
Ralph: "I didn't know anything escaped from the zoo today."
Ed: "If it was an elephant, I can tell them where to look."
"Follow The Boys":
Ralph: "For one of a shoe, a horse was lost. For one of a horse, a battle was lost. For one of a battle, a war was lost. For one of a war...for one of a war...it was all lost."
Alice: "Yeah? Why don't you get lost?"
(Ralph picks up the cotton ball.)
Ralph (yells): "OW! IT HAS PINS IN IT."
Ed: "What did you expect. chicken noddles?"
"Brother Ralph":
Alice: "Don't you trust me Ralph? You are my husband."
Ralph: "No, I'm your brother."
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "it's a good thing that you weren't married to Alex Graham Bell or he would have never invented the phone."
Alice: "It makes no difference to me. We don't have one."
Ralph: "With your voice, we don't need one."
"Finders Keepers":
Ralph: "We will sell hamburgers, hot dogs, flapjacks, pizza pies..."
Ed: "And we will widen the front door."
Ralph: "Why would we do that?"
Ed: "With all that food, how are you going to get in and out?"
"Two Tickets To The Fight":
Ed: "Are you sick?"
Ralph: "Yeah, I'm sick."
(Ralph winks to say to Ed that he isn't. Ed doesn't buy it.)
Ed: "You ain't kidding. You even got a twitch in your eye."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
Ed: "Here's a good theme for the dance. How about the Vikings Discovering America?"
Ralph: "You want to do that theme in the Sons of Italy Hall?"
"The Loudspeaker":
Ralph: "Do you realize that at the annual clambake I have the honor of opening the first clam! And as we take our cruise up the Hudson River I get to go up to the bridge and steer - as we pass Raccoon Point."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
(Trixie & Ed enter into the pool room. Ralph & Alice are already in the pool room. Ralph and Ed are in the middle of a fight.)
Ralph: "I didn't know anything escaped from the zoo today."
Ed: "If it was an elephant, I can tell them where to look."
"Follow The Boys":
Ralph: "For one of a shoe, a horse was lost. For one of a horse, a battle was lost. For one of a battle, a war was lost. For one of a war...for one of a war...it was all lost."
Alice: "Yeah? Why don't you get lost?"