Frank Gannucci
06-19-2007, 06:25 PM
"Better Living Through TV":
(Ed is wearing one of Trixie's dresses.)
Trixie: "Do you have to smoke that cigar?"
Ed: "Please. It is the only link left to the old me."
"Better Living Through TV":
Trixie: "Someday Ed, you are going to ask me to do something for you."
Ed: "I am asking you right now. Leave."
"A Matter of Life & Death":
Ralph: "I am not going to die."
Ed: "You mean never?"
"Hot Dog Stand":
Ralph: "This is only one of the branches of this bank."
Ed: "That is good for us."
Ralph: "Why?"
Ed: "Because if he doesn't give us the money, we can borrow a few bucks from each of the other branches."
"Hot Dog Stand":
Ralph: "Why did you have to wear that tie?"
Ed: "What is wrong with it?"
Ralph: "Look at the stain on it."
Ed: "That is all right. It's pot roast."
"Cottage For Sale Part 1":
"Mr. Mosby": "This cottage has features Mr. Kramden that compare favorably to your home in the city."
Ed: "If it has a door on the knob, it's way ahead."
"In 25 Words Or Less":
Ralph: "'Before I started eating delicious Flakey Wakey, I weighed 250
pounds. I now weigh...'"
Ed: "260 pounds."
"In 25 Words Or Less":
Ralph: "This dog won a prize at MSG."
Ed: "So did Trixie. She used to wrestle there before we got married."
"Ship Of Fools":
Ed: "I am thinking of a person with a moustache."
Ralph: "Man or woman?"
(Ed is wearing one of Trixie's dresses.)
Trixie: "Do you have to smoke that cigar?"
Ed: "Please. It is the only link left to the old me."
"Better Living Through TV":
Trixie: "Someday Ed, you are going to ask me to do something for you."
Ed: "I am asking you right now. Leave."
"A Matter of Life & Death":
Ralph: "I am not going to die."
Ed: "You mean never?"
"Hot Dog Stand":
Ralph: "This is only one of the branches of this bank."
Ed: "That is good for us."
Ralph: "Why?"
Ed: "Because if he doesn't give us the money, we can borrow a few bucks from each of the other branches."
"Hot Dog Stand":
Ralph: "Why did you have to wear that tie?"
Ed: "What is wrong with it?"
Ralph: "Look at the stain on it."
Ed: "That is all right. It's pot roast."
"Cottage For Sale Part 1":
"Mr. Mosby": "This cottage has features Mr. Kramden that compare favorably to your home in the city."
Ed: "If it has a door on the knob, it's way ahead."
"In 25 Words Or Less":
Ralph: "'Before I started eating delicious Flakey Wakey, I weighed 250
pounds. I now weigh...'"
Ed: "260 pounds."
"In 25 Words Or Less":
Ralph: "This dog won a prize at MSG."
Ed: "So did Trixie. She used to wrestle there before we got married."
"Ship Of Fools":
Ed: "I am thinking of a person with a moustache."
Ralph: "Man or woman?"