Frank Gannucci
06-16-2007, 08:52 AM
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Ralph: "You mean that fter taking one look at that Carlos, you are going to give him Trixie's potato salad?"
Ed: "Of course. This will fix his wagon. Before I started eating Trixie's cooking, I was a regular Clark Gable."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
Alice: "How could you even think of going to the movies when Ed took you to the Kit Kat Club on your birthday?"
Ralph: "Did I ask him to take me there? Did I ask him?"
Alice: "No, you suggested going to the Copa Cabana."
"Flushing Ho":
Ralph: "I watched you tonight. Four pork chops. Four pork chops."
Ed: "What are you complaining about? You had six."
Ralph: "What are you, counting?"
"Songwriters":
Ralph: "Berlin threw away a lot of bad lines."
Alice: "Yeah, if you can only find out where he threw them."
"A Man's Pride":
Ralph: "I promise you this, Norton. I'm gonna learn. I'm gonna learn from here on in how to swallow my pride."
Ed: "That shouldn't be too hard. You learned how to swallow everything else."
"Dinner Guest":
Man: "Me and my wife are big TV fans. Where's the TV?"
Ralph (speaking at the same time as Alice): "It's out getting repaired."
Alice (speaking at the same time as Ralph): "We don't have a TV set."
Ralph (speaking at the same time as Alice): "We don't have a TV set."
Alice (speaking at the same time as Ralph): "It's out getting repaired."
Ralph: "What my wife is trying to say is that if we had a TV set, it would be out getting repaired."
"Boys & Girls Together":
Alice: "Well Ralph, I am ready to sit down."
Ralph: "So?"
Alice: "Well, who's going to help me with my chair?"
Ralph: "There's only two of us in the room so unless you have a torn ligament or something, you'll do it."
"Unconventional Behavior":
(Ed & Ralph are handcuffed on a train. Ed tried syaing "Boomph" to get out, like he was instructed but it doesn't work.)
Ralph: "I have had enough of the boomphing. Get the key out and open
them up."
Ed: "There ain't no key. You got to boomph your way out."
Ralph (yells): "I AM GOING TO BOOMPH YOU OUT OF THE WHOLE CAR."
"Follow The Boys":
(Alice wants to go to the movies but Ralph doesn't want him to go. He has to go bowling for the Hurricanes.)
Ralph: "The hurricanes need me."
Alice: "I feel very sorry for the Hurricanes because the biggest wind of them all is not going to be there."
Ralph: "You mean that fter taking one look at that Carlos, you are going to give him Trixie's potato salad?"
Ed: "Of course. This will fix his wagon. Before I started eating Trixie's cooking, I was a regular Clark Gable."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
Alice: "How could you even think of going to the movies when Ed took you to the Kit Kat Club on your birthday?"
Ralph: "Did I ask him to take me there? Did I ask him?"
Alice: "No, you suggested going to the Copa Cabana."
"Flushing Ho":
Ralph: "I watched you tonight. Four pork chops. Four pork chops."
Ed: "What are you complaining about? You had six."
Ralph: "What are you, counting?"
"Songwriters":
Ralph: "Berlin threw away a lot of bad lines."
Alice: "Yeah, if you can only find out where he threw them."
"A Man's Pride":
Ralph: "I promise you this, Norton. I'm gonna learn. I'm gonna learn from here on in how to swallow my pride."
Ed: "That shouldn't be too hard. You learned how to swallow everything else."
"Dinner Guest":
Man: "Me and my wife are big TV fans. Where's the TV?"
Ralph (speaking at the same time as Alice): "It's out getting repaired."
Alice (speaking at the same time as Ralph): "We don't have a TV set."
Ralph (speaking at the same time as Alice): "We don't have a TV set."
Alice (speaking at the same time as Ralph): "It's out getting repaired."
Ralph: "What my wife is trying to say is that if we had a TV set, it would be out getting repaired."
"Boys & Girls Together":
Alice: "Well Ralph, I am ready to sit down."
Ralph: "So?"
Alice: "Well, who's going to help me with my chair?"
Ralph: "There's only two of us in the room so unless you have a torn ligament or something, you'll do it."
"Unconventional Behavior":
(Ed & Ralph are handcuffed on a train. Ed tried syaing "Boomph" to get out, like he was instructed but it doesn't work.)
Ralph: "I have had enough of the boomphing. Get the key out and open
them up."
Ed: "There ain't no key. You got to boomph your way out."
Ralph (yells): "I AM GOING TO BOOMPH YOU OUT OF THE WHOLE CAR."
"Follow The Boys":
(Alice wants to go to the movies but Ralph doesn't want him to go. He has to go bowling for the Hurricanes.)
Ralph: "The hurricanes need me."
Alice: "I feel very sorry for the Hurricanes because the biggest wind of them all is not going to be there."