Frank Gannucci
06-07-2007, 09:42 PM
"In Twenty-Five Words Or Less":
Ralph: "We have something more valuable than all of that put together."
Alice: "What?"
Ralph: "Our love. Now shut up."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
(Trixie & Ed enter into the pool room. Ralph & Alice are already in the pool room. Ralph and Ed are in the middle of a fight.)
Ralph: "I didn't know anything escaped from the zoo today."
Ed: "If it was an elephant, I can tell them where to look."
"Ralph's Diet":
Alice: "You had enough food for you to last five days."
Ralph: "Is that so? Well, I want to live for at least six or seven days."
"Alice Plays Cupid":
Alice: "Who are you to talk about looks? You are no Humphrey Bogart."
Ralph: "No, but Henrietta is."
"Stand-In For Murder":
Ralph: "Some day, someone will discover you."
Ed: "Not unless he falls down an open manhole."
"The Bensonhurst Bomber":
Ed: "Boy, it's going to be a great fight and I have some news for you. Word came from the candy store a little while ago about your fight and they knocked the odds down to 500 to 1."
Ralph: "You mean that they are betting 500 to 1 that I lose."
Ed: "No. They are betting 500 to 1 that you don't even show up."
"TV or Not TV":
Ralph: "You are taking this set over my dead body."
Ed: "i couldn't do that. What do you think I am, a mountain climber?"
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "How could I waddle like a duck?"
Ed: "It's easy. Just walk like you always do."
"Operation: Protset":
(Clifford makes the peace sign to Ralph.)
Cliff: "Peace."
Ralph (grabbing one of the fingers): "Alice, grab the other one and make a wish."
Ralph: "We have something more valuable than all of that put together."
Alice: "What?"
Ralph: "Our love. Now shut up."
"Movies Are Better Than Ever":
(Trixie & Ed enter into the pool room. Ralph & Alice are already in the pool room. Ralph and Ed are in the middle of a fight.)
Ralph: "I didn't know anything escaped from the zoo today."
Ed: "If it was an elephant, I can tell them where to look."
"Ralph's Diet":
Alice: "You had enough food for you to last five days."
Ralph: "Is that so? Well, I want to live for at least six or seven days."
"Alice Plays Cupid":
Alice: "Who are you to talk about looks? You are no Humphrey Bogart."
Ralph: "No, but Henrietta is."
"Stand-In For Murder":
Ralph: "Some day, someone will discover you."
Ed: "Not unless he falls down an open manhole."
"The Bensonhurst Bomber":
Ed: "Boy, it's going to be a great fight and I have some news for you. Word came from the candy store a little while ago about your fight and they knocked the odds down to 500 to 1."
Ralph: "You mean that they are betting 500 to 1 that I lose."
Ed: "No. They are betting 500 to 1 that you don't even show up."
"TV or Not TV":
Ralph: "You are taking this set over my dead body."
Ed: "i couldn't do that. What do you think I am, a mountain climber?"
"Young At Heart":
Ralph: "How could I waddle like a duck?"
Ed: "It's easy. Just walk like you always do."
"Operation: Protset":
(Clifford makes the peace sign to Ralph.)
Cliff: "Peace."
Ralph (grabbing one of the fingers): "Alice, grab the other one and make a wish."