Frank Gannucci
06-06-2007, 10:03 AM
"A Woman's Work Is Never Done":
Ralph: "Stop saying 'okay.' Say: 'That will be very good sir.'"
Thelma: "Okay."
"Alice & The Blonde":
Ralph: "Oh, by the way, when Mrs. Weidmeyer comes in, it might be good if you complimented her on how she decorated this place. You know, she might give you a tip on how to fix up our place."
Alice: "I could sure use her help. I just can't figure out what color pan goes best under our ice box!"
"Battle of The Sexes":
Ralph: "Don't make a sound while I take a shot. Don't even breathe."
Ed: "If I don't breathe, I will die."
Ralph: "That's okay. Just don't make any noise when you hit the floor."
"The Deciding Vote":
Ralph: "How about the time when we were playing softball and you got hit in the head with a bat? Who was it that got you a cab and took you over to the hospital? I did. Who came and saw you every day? I did. Who got you cigarettes and candy? I did."
Ed: "Who hit me in the head with a bat? You did."
"We Spy":
(Ralph & Ed greet the girls wearing Russian uniforms. They try telling the girls the story about them being mistakes for spies in Russia.)
Ralph: "Honestly I am telling the truth. Where do you think we got these clothes from?"
Alice (reading the label on Ralph's uniform): "'The Fat Man's Shop.'"
"Without Reservations":
(Everyone is in the broken-down hotel.)
Ralph: "After all, we don't have to finish this hotel until they get the highway built."
Trixie: "I think it would be easier if they built the hotel and we built the highway."
"Two Tickets To The Fight":
Ralph: "Throw a punch at me and I will duck."
(Ed throws a punch and hits Ralph.)
Ed: "Hey, that's some ducking Ralph. I can never hit you the second time."
"This Is Your Life Part 1":
Ralph: "14 years, I fractured myself just to take care of her. Now, I just saw Alice coming out of an Italian restuarant with another guy. That's loyalty for you."
Ed: "The least she could have done was take a bus."
"The Honeymoon Is Over":
(The makeup lady put lipstick on Ralph's lips.)
Makeup Lady: "Go like this."
(She makes kissing noises with her lips. So does Ralph.)
Ed: "Don't just sit there Ralph. Kiss me."
Ralph: "Stop saying 'okay.' Say: 'That will be very good sir.'"
Thelma: "Okay."
"Alice & The Blonde":
Ralph: "Oh, by the way, when Mrs. Weidmeyer comes in, it might be good if you complimented her on how she decorated this place. You know, she might give you a tip on how to fix up our place."
Alice: "I could sure use her help. I just can't figure out what color pan goes best under our ice box!"
"Battle of The Sexes":
Ralph: "Don't make a sound while I take a shot. Don't even breathe."
Ed: "If I don't breathe, I will die."
Ralph: "That's okay. Just don't make any noise when you hit the floor."
"The Deciding Vote":
Ralph: "How about the time when we were playing softball and you got hit in the head with a bat? Who was it that got you a cab and took you over to the hospital? I did. Who came and saw you every day? I did. Who got you cigarettes and candy? I did."
Ed: "Who hit me in the head with a bat? You did."
"We Spy":
(Ralph & Ed greet the girls wearing Russian uniforms. They try telling the girls the story about them being mistakes for spies in Russia.)
Ralph: "Honestly I am telling the truth. Where do you think we got these clothes from?"
Alice (reading the label on Ralph's uniform): "'The Fat Man's Shop.'"
"Without Reservations":
(Everyone is in the broken-down hotel.)
Ralph: "After all, we don't have to finish this hotel until they get the highway built."
Trixie: "I think it would be easier if they built the hotel and we built the highway."
"Two Tickets To The Fight":
Ralph: "Throw a punch at me and I will duck."
(Ed throws a punch and hits Ralph.)
Ed: "Hey, that's some ducking Ralph. I can never hit you the second time."
"This Is Your Life Part 1":
Ralph: "14 years, I fractured myself just to take care of her. Now, I just saw Alice coming out of an Italian restuarant with another guy. That's loyalty for you."
Ed: "The least she could have done was take a bus."
"The Honeymoon Is Over":
(The makeup lady put lipstick on Ralph's lips.)
Makeup Lady: "Go like this."
(She makes kissing noises with her lips. So does Ralph.)
Ed: "Don't just sit there Ralph. Kiss me."