Frank Gannucci
06-03-2007, 06:02 PM
"TV or Not TV":
Ralph: "Alice wants a TV set."
Ed: "How did Alice know about something called TV? I thought you kept her in the dark about things like that."
"Alice & The Blonde":
Rita: "Your husband certainly is a treasure."
(Rita leaves.)
Alice: "A treasure? If he keeps this up much longer, he is going to be a BURIED trea-sure."
"Better Living Through TV":
Ralph: "This is the biggest thing that I ever got into."
Alice: "That would be your pants."
"Hot Dog Stand":
Mr. Foster: "What is your mother's name Mr. Norton."
Ed: "Mrs. Norton."
"Principle of The Thing":
Ralph: "It's that no-good landlord's fault. You take it too easy with him. You have to be hard on that type of guy. You have to tell him off and you have to tell him off good."
Alice: "I was waiting for you to get home."
Ralph: "All right. So go down and tell him off."
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
Ralph: "I see you are dressed for the vacation."
Ed: "What do you mean? I just got back from working in the sewer."
"King of The Castle":
Ralph: "Watch how it should be done. It is all in the form."
(Ralph does some body movements and then bowls.)
Ed: "Lucky shot. You managed to knock down one pin."
"King of The Castle":
Alice: "The Nortons just had a fight."
Ralph: "What do you want me to do, take on the winner?"
"Without Reservations":
(The first guest of the KramNor Hotel comes in.)
Guest: "Are you on Diner's Club?"
Ralph: "Heh?"
Ralph: "Alice wants a TV set."
Ed: "How did Alice know about something called TV? I thought you kept her in the dark about things like that."
"Alice & The Blonde":
Rita: "Your husband certainly is a treasure."
(Rita leaves.)
Alice: "A treasure? If he keeps this up much longer, he is going to be a BURIED trea-sure."
"Better Living Through TV":
Ralph: "This is the biggest thing that I ever got into."
Alice: "That would be your pants."
"Hot Dog Stand":
Mr. Foster: "What is your mother's name Mr. Norton."
Ed: "Mrs. Norton."
"Principle of The Thing":
Ralph: "It's that no-good landlord's fault. You take it too easy with him. You have to be hard on that type of guy. You have to tell him off and you have to tell him off good."
Alice: "I was waiting for you to get home."
Ralph: "All right. So go down and tell him off."
"Vacation At Fred's Landing":
Ralph: "I see you are dressed for the vacation."
Ed: "What do you mean? I just got back from working in the sewer."
"King of The Castle":
Ralph: "Watch how it should be done. It is all in the form."
(Ralph does some body movements and then bowls.)
Ed: "Lucky shot. You managed to knock down one pin."
"King of The Castle":
Alice: "The Nortons just had a fight."
Ralph: "What do you want me to do, take on the winner?"
"Without Reservations":
(The first guest of the KramNor Hotel comes in.)
Guest: "Are you on Diner's Club?"
Ralph: "Heh?"