Frank Gannucci
05-30-2007, 07:54 PM
"Mama Loves Mambo":
Ed: "Now listen Ralph, as long as we are neighbors, you don't have to
call me Norton. Call me Edwardo."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"
"Brother Ralph":
Alice: "Ralph, I told my boss that I am not married and that I live with my brother. So, when he gets here tonight, you are my brother."
(Ralph walks into the bedroom.)
Ralph (coming out, yells): "WHAT?"
"Quiz Show":
Ed: "I was on a quiz show once. I was so nervous, that I couldn't answer the first question."
Ralph: "What question was that?"
Ed: "My name."
"Hair-Raising Tale":
(One of Ralph's failed inventions that was revealed in this episode was Glow
in the Dark shoeshine polish.)
Ed: "Mr. Mitchell, would you like to try shoeshine polish that glows in the dark?"
Ralph (yells): "WILL YOU SHUT UP?"
"Battle of The Sexes":
Ralph: "Don't make a sound while I take a shot. Don't even breathe."
Ed: "If I don't breathe, I will die."
Ralph: "That's okay. Just don't make any noise when you hit the floor."
"The Deciding Vote":
Ralph: "How about the time when we were playing softball and you got hit in
the head with a bat? Who was it that got you a cab and took you over to the
hospital? I did. Who came and saw you every day? I did. Who got you cigarettes and candy? I did."
Ed: "Who hit me in the head with a bat? You did."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
(Ralph has every Raccoon believing that he knows Jackie Gleason and will get
him to come to the Raccoon Dance.)
Ralph: "Do you remember the last time that the Grand High Exalted Mystic
Ruler bought everybody a round of beer?"
Alice: "Yeah, the time that you told them that you knew Rudy Valee."
"Be It Ever So Humble":
Ed: "How long is the lease for?"
Ralph: "The usual."
Ed: "What is the usual?"
Ralph: "99 years."
"In Twenty-Five Words Or Less":
(Ralph gets introduced to Happy the puupy dog who is big and around Ralph, he gets vicious.)
Alice: "That's Happy."
Ralph: "He doesn't look happy to me."
Ed: "Now listen Ralph, as long as we are neighbors, you don't have to
call me Norton. Call me Edwardo."
Ralph (yells): "GET OUT!"
"Brother Ralph":
Alice: "Ralph, I told my boss that I am not married and that I live with my brother. So, when he gets here tonight, you are my brother."
(Ralph walks into the bedroom.)
Ralph (coming out, yells): "WHAT?"
"Quiz Show":
Ed: "I was on a quiz show once. I was so nervous, that I couldn't answer the first question."
Ralph: "What question was that?"
Ed: "My name."
"Hair-Raising Tale":
(One of Ralph's failed inventions that was revealed in this episode was Glow
in the Dark shoeshine polish.)
Ed: "Mr. Mitchell, would you like to try shoeshine polish that glows in the dark?"
Ralph (yells): "WILL YOU SHUT UP?"
"Battle of The Sexes":
Ralph: "Don't make a sound while I take a shot. Don't even breathe."
Ed: "If I don't breathe, I will die."
Ralph: "That's okay. Just don't make any noise when you hit the floor."
"The Deciding Vote":
Ralph: "How about the time when we were playing softball and you got hit in
the head with a bat? Who was it that got you a cab and took you over to the
hospital? I did. Who came and saw you every day? I did. Who got you cigarettes and candy? I did."
Ed: "Who hit me in the head with a bat? You did."
"Ralph Kramden Presents":
(Ralph has every Raccoon believing that he knows Jackie Gleason and will get
him to come to the Raccoon Dance.)
Ralph: "Do you remember the last time that the Grand High Exalted Mystic
Ruler bought everybody a round of beer?"
Alice: "Yeah, the time that you told them that you knew Rudy Valee."
"Be It Ever So Humble":
Ed: "How long is the lease for?"
Ralph: "The usual."
Ed: "What is the usual?"
Ralph: "99 years."
"In Twenty-Five Words Or Less":
(Ralph gets introduced to Happy the puupy dog who is big and around Ralph, he gets vicious.)
Alice: "That's Happy."
Ralph: "He doesn't look happy to me."