Frank Gannucci
05-28-2007, 08:42 PM
All from "Please Leave The Premises":
#1:
Mr. Johnson: "The rent commission gave me permission to raise the rent. My reasons are right there in that note."
Ed: "I knew this would happen as soon as the war ended."
#2:
Ralph: "This is war Alice. Total war and it's going to be run like a war. George Washington never gave up . He fought for a cuase the same way I am. I am just like Washingotn at Valley Forge."
Alice: "Not exactly Ralph. George didn't have Martha with him."
#3:
Alice: "Do you realize that for the last few days, we hadn't had any heat, water or electricity. And now that you have this silly baracade up, we can't go out and buy any food."
Ralph: "I'm not giving up Alice. I'm not giving up. Boy, you kill me. A few inconveinces and already you want to quit."
"Without Reservations":
Alice: "Stanley has had this trouble with his back ever since the war."
Ralph: "Trouble with his back ever since the war? You're right Alice, the war did give him a lot of trouble with hs back on account he was hiding from the draft board in those cellars that's why."
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
(Alice's sister is giving a lot of luggage to Ralph who is giving the luggage to Stanley. One of the pieces being, a suitcase.)
Stanley: "I got it. I got it."
(Alice's sister gives Ralph a fourth suitcase.)
Ralph: "The allies invaded Normady with less than this."
"Cottage For Sale Part 1":
Ralph: "I'm not asking you for the money. The general is telling you to give it to me."
(Alice gets a pot, puts it on Ralph's head like an Army helmet, and "salutes" him.)
Alice: "Har-har-har!"
"King of The Castle":
(Alice & Trixie are in Trixie's apartment. From the hallway, Ralph is moaning. Ralph is trying to play the sympathy routine. Alice is on to it.)
Alice: "If I don't pay attention, the moan is going to come in spurts like this: 'Whoooa-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho!"
Ralph (from hallway, moans loudly): "WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO! WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO!"
"Manager of The Baseball Team":
Trixie: "Ralph has a good head on his shoulders."
Ed: "What is this on my shoulders, a volleyball?"
"Man In The Blue Suit":
Ralph: "I'm not giving her this, boy. It's the first chance I've had any money of my own. You don't know what I have to go through when I wanna get something. A couple of months ago I wanted to get a bowling ball, you never saw such a riot take place. Arguing, screaming, yelling, ranting and raving! I finally had to say to her, "Now look, I'm the master of this house,..." (yells): "...GIVE ME THE MONEY FOR THE BOWLING BALL!!" (normally): "Then about three weeks ago I wanted to get a fishing rod, the same thing all over again. A couple of days ago I wanted to get a wallet. She started in all night, all day, all the next night and all the next day! I had to put my foot down again, I said..." (yells): "GIVE ME THE MONEY!!" (normally): "This time I'm keeping the money and I'm gonna get what I want, without any beefin'."
Ed: "What are you gonna get with it?"
Ralph: "A bowling ball, a fishing rod and a wallet!!!"
"Manager of The Baseball Team" (Color version):
Alice: "Why would Ralph run away?"
Ed: "He's married, ain't he?"
Happy Memorial Day!
#1:
Mr. Johnson: "The rent commission gave me permission to raise the rent. My reasons are right there in that note."
Ed: "I knew this would happen as soon as the war ended."
#2:
Ralph: "This is war Alice. Total war and it's going to be run like a war. George Washington never gave up . He fought for a cuase the same way I am. I am just like Washingotn at Valley Forge."
Alice: "Not exactly Ralph. George didn't have Martha with him."
#3:
Alice: "Do you realize that for the last few days, we hadn't had any heat, water or electricity. And now that you have this silly baracade up, we can't go out and buy any food."
Ralph: "I'm not giving up Alice. I'm not giving up. Boy, you kill me. A few inconveinces and already you want to quit."
"Without Reservations":
Alice: "Stanley has had this trouble with his back ever since the war."
Ralph: "Trouble with his back ever since the war? You're right Alice, the war did give him a lot of trouble with hs back on account he was hiding from the draft board in those cellars that's why."
"Game Called On Account of Marriage":
(Alice's sister is giving a lot of luggage to Ralph who is giving the luggage to Stanley. One of the pieces being, a suitcase.)
Stanley: "I got it. I got it."
(Alice's sister gives Ralph a fourth suitcase.)
Ralph: "The allies invaded Normady with less than this."
"Cottage For Sale Part 1":
Ralph: "I'm not asking you for the money. The general is telling you to give it to me."
(Alice gets a pot, puts it on Ralph's head like an Army helmet, and "salutes" him.)
Alice: "Har-har-har!"
"King of The Castle":
(Alice & Trixie are in Trixie's apartment. From the hallway, Ralph is moaning. Ralph is trying to play the sympathy routine. Alice is on to it.)
Alice: "If I don't pay attention, the moan is going to come in spurts like this: 'Whoooa-Ho-Ho-Ho-Ho!"
Ralph (from hallway, moans loudly): "WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO! WHOOOA-HO-HO-HO-HO!"
"Manager of The Baseball Team":
Trixie: "Ralph has a good head on his shoulders."
Ed: "What is this on my shoulders, a volleyball?"
"Man In The Blue Suit":
Ralph: "I'm not giving her this, boy. It's the first chance I've had any money of my own. You don't know what I have to go through when I wanna get something. A couple of months ago I wanted to get a bowling ball, you never saw such a riot take place. Arguing, screaming, yelling, ranting and raving! I finally had to say to her, "Now look, I'm the master of this house,..." (yells): "...GIVE ME THE MONEY FOR THE BOWLING BALL!!" (normally): "Then about three weeks ago I wanted to get a fishing rod, the same thing all over again. A couple of days ago I wanted to get a wallet. She started in all night, all day, all the next night and all the next day! I had to put my foot down again, I said..." (yells): "GIVE ME THE MONEY!!" (normally): "This time I'm keeping the money and I'm gonna get what I want, without any beefin'."
Ed: "What are you gonna get with it?"
Ralph: "A bowling ball, a fishing rod and a wallet!!!"
"Manager of The Baseball Team" (Color version):
Alice: "Why would Ralph run away?"
Ed: "He's married, ain't he?"
Happy Memorial Day!