Brad
01-12-2007, 09:10 AM
Top Ten Signs Donald Trump Hates You
From The Late Show With David Letterman; Thursday, January 11, 2007
10. Wake up to see Miss USA and Miss Universe slashing your tires
9. Pet hamster is missing and Donald's got a new hair style
8. Instead of firing you, he kicks you in the nuts
7. Debuting new reality show where contestants take a leak on your lawn
6. Only gives you twenty minutes to vacate your apartment instead of his customary forty-five
5. Buys all the pie in the world just so you can never have pie again
4. Twice daily, you're beaten by casino goons
3. You wake up each morning to find dozens of empty hairspray cans in your mailbox
2. Offers free night's stay at his hotel to anyone who nails your wife
1. You're one of the hosts of The View
From The Late Show With David Letterman; Thursday, January 11, 2007
10. Wake up to see Miss USA and Miss Universe slashing your tires
9. Pet hamster is missing and Donald's got a new hair style
8. Instead of firing you, he kicks you in the nuts
7. Debuting new reality show where contestants take a leak on your lawn
6. Only gives you twenty minutes to vacate your apartment instead of his customary forty-five
5. Buys all the pie in the world just so you can never have pie again
4. Twice daily, you're beaten by casino goons
3. You wake up each morning to find dozens of empty hairspray cans in your mailbox
2. Offers free night's stay at his hotel to anyone who nails your wife
1. You're one of the hosts of The View