Unique christmas gift for sale!!!

[The Great One]

Are you having trouble finding the right christmas gift for that someone special in your life. Well look no further because I have the solution for you.
I'm selling a unique hairpin box made of 2,000 matchsticks that was originally
owned at one time by the Emperor of Japan. This will be sold on a first come first serve basis. Anyone interested??? :lol:

[powbangzooom]

I would buy it, but my wife’s friend just bought her one. The only difference is this one isn't from the Emperor of Japan's palace. Well, may be you could lend me a couple bucks. I'll give you my bowling ball for collateral. Then I could go get her a very cool juicer on sale.
Pal O' Mine, you’re not the only one thinking about that today! Ha Ha Ha he he he:lol:

[The Great One]

I would buy it, but my wife’s friend just bought her one. The only difference is this one isn't from the Emperor of Japan's palace. Well, may be you could lend me a couple bucks. I'll give you my bowling ball for collateral. Then I could go get her a very cool juicer on sale.
Pal O' Mine, you’re not the only one thinking about that today! Ha Ha Ha he he he:lol:

Har-har-hardy-har-har! You're a regular riot! Bang-Zoom! One of these days,
pow! Right in the kisser!~just kidding

You posted a good comeback comment!!! :lol:

[powbangzooom]

Hey wait a minute, wait a minute. I just thought of somethin. You know those labels that say "Do not open until Christmas"? We get some labels, see. Put on Alice's present. "Do not open until after Christmas", see. C, mon, lets get the labels. She don't open it tomorrow, because you don't give it to her. You sleep in all day. Then she's gotta wait a whole year before she can open it up again, see. And in the meantime, you can get her another present.

[The Great One]

Hey wait a minute, wait a minute. I just thought of somethin. You know those labels that say "Do not open until Christmas"? We get some labels, see. Put on Alice's present. "Do not open until after Christmas", see. C, mon, lets get the labels. She don't open it tomorrow, because you don't give it to her. You sleep in all day. Then she's gotta wait a whole year before she can open it up again, see. And in the meantime, you can get her another present.


Hey! That's a good idea. That will get me out of the predicament I'm in with Alice. Thanks!!! :)