lilhave
12-22-2006, 06:19 AM
Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death.
-- Mike Myers
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
-- Spike Milligan
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
-- Max Kauffmann
Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
-- Unknown
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-- Henry Youngman
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
-- Les Dawson
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
-- Lord Byron
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
-- Joey Adams
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-- Erma Bombeck
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
-- Clint Eastwood
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
-- Clint Eastwood
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman
I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
-- Marie Corelli
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-- Hemant Joshi
Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous
-- Mike Myers
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
-- Spike Milligan
I never knew what real happiness was until I got married. And by then it was too late.
-- Max Kauffmann
Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
-- Unknown
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-- Henry Youngman
Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.
-- Les Dawson
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne
A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
-- Lord Byron
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
-- Joey Adams
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-- Erma Bombeck
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
-- Socrates
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
-- Clint Eastwood
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
-- Clint Eastwood
Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin
A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor
A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman
I never married because I have three pets at home that answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
-- Marie Corelli
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
-- Hemant Joshi
Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman
Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous