S.O.'s Best Quotes of 2006

[Brad Russ]

I was lying in bed this morning half asleep, and I came up with an interesting idea for a thread. I'm always reading funny, thought provoking, goofy, and inspiring quotes here on S.O., so I thought, why not list some of our favoritequotes from the past year?? You guys are going to have to really get it started because I don't feel like digging through posts at the moment, and don't have too many on the top of my head, but I do have one.

This is a quote from Cactus Jack that he made in reference to me and Jen as we were talking in a thread one time. I'm paraphrasing our conversation, but I'll give Jacks exact quote.

Me to Jen: You are an awesome person, and you will always be a good friend. :heart:

Jens response: Thanks Brad! :)

Cactus Jack: "I thought Brad and Jen broke up??" :confused:

:rofl: Ha ha ha, I seriously laughed for atleast five minutes when I read that. Since Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston had recently broken up, and me, (Brad) and Jen were being so nice to each other, I just thought that made for a classic S.O. moment, and quote. :lol:

Anyway, please share some of the quotes from this past year that most stand out in your mind.

[Shine]

I was lying in bed this morning half asleep, and I came up with an interesting idea for a thread. I'm always reading funny, thought provoking, goofy, and inspiring quotes here on S.O., so I thought, why not list some of our favoritequotes from the past year?? You guys are going to have to really get it started because I don't feel like digging through posts at the moment, and don't have too many on the top of my head, but I do have one.

This is a quote from Cactus Jack that he made in reference to me and Jen as we were talking in a thread one time. I'm paraphrasing our conversation, but I'll give Jacks exact quote.

Me to Jen: You are an awesome person, and you will always be a good friend. :heart:

Jens response: Thanks Brad! :)

Cactus Jack: "I thought Brad and Jen broke up??" :confused:

:rofl: Ha ha ha, I seriously laughed for atleast five minutes when I read that. Since Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston had recently broken up, and me, (Brad) and Jen were being so nice to each other, I just thought that made for a classic S.O. moment, and quote. :lol:

Anyway, please share some of the quotes from this past year that most stand out in your mind.

I'm sorry I missed that one. :lol: That does sound like classic Jack though. :lol:

[Cactus Jack]

I think the actual quote was "Brad and Jen? I thought they broke up? :confused:"

Let's see



DAM GURL U THICK AZ HELL-all of us Smurftractors mostly TF and Lynn


Ditto-me


From a recent SOLOMON thread:
Solomon : I know his parents felt really good after that reaction. He sounded like me when I..nevermind-lol. Funny commercial

Irene: When you WHAT??? *Irene being curious*]

Me: Bring a date home to show her his Jeffersons commemorative bobble heads


TF(in response to a pic of a stuffed popsicle and the stick looked like a penis): Why does that disturbing pillow have a penis?

"I need to take a power piss"-Smurftractors


DAM THEM TEXAS SMURFTRAKTORZ ARE THICK AZ HELL TONITE-LOLZ-roby



Afromentioned Performance Thongs-TF made this up, but I made the typos that invented it.

Chad: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Ill think of more later

[Cactus Jack]

BUMP

[*Pleasant Tomorrow*]

SOLOMON-I talked to my mom on Friday and she forgot that I told her I wouldn't be answeing my phone all weekend because of the Jeffersons marathon.

Beats em all. Hands down.

[EmoJoe]

SOLOMON-I talked to my mom on Friday and she forgot that I told her I wouldn't be answeing my phone all weekend because of the Jeffersons marathon.

Beats em all. Hands down.
:nod:

[Cactus Jack]

SOLOMON-I talked to my mom on Friday and she forgot that I told her I wouldn't be answeing my phone all weekend because of the Jeffersons marathon.

Beats em all. Hands down.
Yep :nod:

[Shine]

SOLOMON-I talked to my mom on Friday and she forgot that I told her I wouldn't be answeing my phone all weekend because of the Jeffersons marathon.

Beats em all. Hands down.

I totally agree. :lol:

[Brian Damage]

This will be the last you ever hear from me!!!..............................one more thing...

[Ireneparalegal]

:D :D :D :D

Thread title:

Ladies would it be a problem for you if your man wanted to be alone for 2 hours?


Solomon:

Remember there is nothing that should be more important to a man but HIS woman no matter what the situation is-lol

[PZelda]

Ohhhh, I have one! Gimme a minute to go find it...

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showpost.php?p=3019234&postcount=16

Brought to you by Sam.



:bd:
she wasn't being explicit and gross about it. she was asking in a very polite way. she wasnt like "OMGOMGOMG PENiS iN MY VAG LOLZ OMG iM HORNY DO ME KTHX LMFAO"

^ this was in response to Solomon (who else? :lol: ) in this thread:
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=169257

[Brad Russ]

Here's a funny quote that AKA/Brad (Doesn't AKA usually come after Brad?? :lol:) said to me in a thread the other day, in response to me giving him an online hug. This cracked me up!!

Oh, no worries. I participate in my share of manhugs. They consist of the two men's butts being pointed outward, lest any genitalia touch, and the two men patting each other's backs while the hugging takes place (because, in the words of Jerry Seinfeld, "I'm hugging you, but I'm hitting you!").

;)

[Cactus Jack]

Here's a funny quote that AKA/Brad (Doesn't AKA usually come after Brad?? :lol:) said to me in a thread the other day, in response to me giving him an online hug. This cracked me up!!
:rotflmao: LOL

[Elvis Fonzie Dean]

Tuesday Weld: Elvis Fonzie Dean

[Courtnee]

SOLOMON-I talked to my mom on Friday and she forgot that I told her I wouldn't be answeing my phone all weekend because of the Jeffersons marathon.

Beats em all. Hands down.
:lol: You know it.

[swedeace]

I am unquotable. I don't have any memorable quotes of any convo in mind. I can't think of any general quotes from anyone.

[jie3]

Probably one of the biggest SO issues of 2006:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=185633

Does it seem to anyone else that at least half of the time the "**** hits the fan" at this place, it's due to the politics board?

That place causes nothing but fights, hurt feelings, and alienation toward other members of this board......

[Jo_Luvs_Ketchup]

Probably one of the biggest SO issues of 2006:

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showthread.php?t=185633
Oh god..:blush: :seeya:

[jie3]

Oh god..:blush: :seeya:

:lol: :lol:

http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/grinser/grinning-smiley-043.gif

[Lex Luthor]

Oh god..:blush: :seeya:


:cheers:
:notworthy
:clap props:

[Janice]

:cheers:
:notworthy
:clap props:
Nice to see you're got the holiday cheer going on. Nice to know it just thrills you to no end to see your "enemies" bashed. You take the cake.

From this point on, nobody is allowed to post old arguments and fights. Nothing good comes from drudging up past problems.

[Jo_Luvs_Ketchup]

Nice to see you're got the holiday cheer going on. Nice to know it just thrills you to no end to see your "enemies" bashed. You take the cake.

From this point on, nobody is allowed to post old arguments and fights. Nothing good comes from drudging up past problems.
That's why it was posted? Oh that's not good! ohno:

In my own defense, I think I was drunk that week. :D

[Lex Luthor]

Nice to see you're got the holiday cheer going on. Nice to know it just thrills you to no end to see your "enemies" bashed. You take the cake.

From this point on, nobody is allowed to post old arguments and fights. Nothing good comes from drudging up past problems.


If you look hard, I did not post or bump this so no need to give me the credit but thanks. Also as far as "ememies" go that is not entirely correct, P.I.T.A yes but enemy no.

One last thing if you check the person in question you will see that HE dropped the jab today I have pretty much left him alone for a long while (other than rebutting the little Scotland jabs).

So as far as taking the cake, maybe if you remove your 4 coloured glasses you will see there are many other "cake eaters" here.

[Janice]

That's why it was posted? Oh that's not good! ohno:

In my own defense, I think I was drunk that week. :D
The link is dead now. No worries about any additional links being posted for the sole purpose of embarrassing people or to create more nasty drama.

[Janice]

If you look hard, I did not post or bump this so no need to give me the credit but thanks. Also as far as "ememies" go that is not entirely correct, P.I.T.A yes but enemy no.

One last thing if you check the person in question you will see that HE dropped the jab today I have pretty much left him alone for a long while (other than rebutting the little Scotland jabs).

So as far as taking the cake, maybe if you remove your 4 coloured glasses you will see there are many other "cake eaters" here.
Take your drama elsewhere.

[Janice]

Brad, I apologize, but I have to lock your thread. There are certain members who come to Chit Chat with nothing but trouble on their minds. This topic gives them a forum to air grievances and trash members. I'm sorry.

Some people just love to hold grudges.