Today's Message From Robert Tilton

[Robert Tilton]

Though He Jesus was rich he became poor so we could become rich.

Say it I am rich I am blessed I am prosperous

The just shall live by faith.

The devil is a liar; Ah time for testimony:

Winston & Cynthia:

Wife & 2 kids; dreams are buried under pile of bills.

He's black of course.

No abundant life

Stretching their faith meant Guess What?
Bob yelled out Why sit we here till we die and I did something. Made a vow and cut her prayer cloth in pieces and taped it to her bills! Super faith!!! said Winston on the TV Screen

They put up their home for sale and reached for their dream; moving to Virginia.

Their NY home sold for a profit Praise God despite being in a drug area EEK and Winston

Made a vow for a new job and is now training to be a car technician. Now their bills are paid and they Prosper.

Amen.

This could happen to you.

This just happens to be an October 15 message on BET which was one of the Last Messages he preached on said BET.

Tilton's back.

[Robert Tilton]

Tilton now talks about faith as the mustard seed

1st the Blade then the ear etc.

Job 22

Thou shalt Pay Thy Vow! You shall decide.
And decree a thing and it shall be established unto Thee and the light of God's favor shall come forth. Promotion comes not from North South East or West it comes from God.

Call those things that be not as though they were.

Jesus gave Peter the plan of action:

Go fishing

Coin out of fish's mouth and pay the bills

Get your mouth open!

Mark 11:22 he goes on:

All things become possible.

He's fixing to tell the Widow Woman story as per Elijah. A classic Tiltonism; all evangelists use this, but Tilton uses this a Lot.

Don't touch that dial. NO FEAR NO!!! FEAR NOT.

You love God and Jesus you have the ability to Create according to the Power that's into you cause of Jesus Promises!
Make Elijah a cake for Miracle Supply.

YOU'LL GONNA PROSPER. YOU'RE NOT BE BEHIND IN BILLS. DUMPY HOUSE ETC. THUS SAYETH THE LORD!!!

God sent me to someone today. More widow woman (her oil won't run out). Hebrews 11.

There's a woman watching me. there's a preacher watching me. Oooooooh heaven is cooking up something!

All right he's finishing up the Widow Woman story; now gets into the standard Jacob Vowed a Vow section.

Offer unto God thanksgiving and pay Thy vows to the Most High Psalms 50 Oh yeah He shall cut off the Spirit of the Princes Psalms 76 I believe. David went through the Fire; went through the Flood but Thy broughtest me into a Wealthy place.

Vowing. Pay weekly; monthly, for a new home, finances.

I believe there is 50 people watching me right now that the Angel of Prosperity has brought you to this TV set. Eyes of the Lord go to and fro. Get out of fear step into faith with the (Drumroll please http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

$1000 Vow of Faith.

There's a person watching me. Call me now and make me a Vow of Faith. I'll send you some return envelopes (shoot you can collect them; I know a website www.discernment.org (http://www.discernment.org) that has done just that!)

Prayer.

We are now at 4:30 AM EST. He's believing for 50 people. Will it manifest? Let's see.

[Robert Tilton]

Cain and Abel both gave etc.

There's a person watching me.

Don't fear how it looks. The Red Sea was boisterous and tried to cover up and Moses stretched the rod.

Axehead in the water a floating as told by Tilton. A Creative Miracle by the Lord of Prosperity. Amen. For the Man w/the Ax Needed it for Work and was Sure to have Lost it.

Why?

Metal doesn't float in H2O that is Water. Until the Lord Moved. Then guess what?

The Axehead Floated.

Praise the paycheck the mei makulu baas gave the Man for his work w/the axe.

(Translates as "The Big Boss" in Afrikaans, a language used in S. Africa & well Africa Mostly. Amen.)

But most of All Praise The Lord!

Amen. <Jeff now digresses>

He has yet to speak in tongues. I'd guess he's prophesying now though. <Back to RT>

Know Ye this day; Job's faith is tested and your faith is tasted but I have spoke the Word. Call and claim the Word in the name of Jesus.

50 people! Angel of Prosperity.

Let's go to Delores now for testimony. As God provides the seed. 5$ 20 $ but put something quality in. Will you be that 50.

He knows that he knows that he knows.

I had a French teacher Mr Horton that used to say that. Interesting that.

AH! TILTON MENTIONS SOUL WINNING! This is Hot Soil. This is Good Soil.

Bob I wanna make a $500 Vow of Faith.

I've seen people get off welfare w/a $1000 Vow of Faith. Thus sayeth the Lord. More there is a person bit.

Oh he saw $10000! Major stuff. Rebuke the devourer. Windows of heaven. Call before the Devil steals it. 50 people. But I ain't heard the phone! We're to go to the testimony. There is a person. Man he's long winded. believe the prophets so shall he prosper. Devils are screaming at him but RT don't care. Cast the vine before the fruit of the field. 50 people for the $1000 Vow.

Here's Wendy from Atlanta.

Merina, Douglas, Taylor you're #4. You fear but that's a Lie of Devil.

Marie Carson CA Dan go look go look

#6. Testimony. Made a vow for a car

Jean $100 monthly #7

Kimberly Windsor Ont. Made a vow and got promoted. Company sending her to school.

Here's Lees from Mich. That NYC. Chicago and Detroit.

Louise is #8 Who's #9? Why sit we here till we die!

Here's Linda she's 9

Rachel LA Cal is 10 get to the fax machine.

11 is in 12 is coming in.

Yolanna from Rialto CA seeding for her husband.

Dan go back there Here it comes! Give the devil black eye!

He's singing God is So good. Looks like he's doing a workout for he keeps pumping his arms back & forth. I the Man of Barnes am watching this and I'm in Stiches http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif But I Gotta keep on keeping on. NOW Right Now!

Virgil is #14. Quickly. Its like digging a hole and God filling it up.

Press down shaken 2gether.

Azelle 15 get those muscles moving.

Elanor LA 18

Pauline Det Mich 20 Need to hear from NY. My Spirit Man says there are listeners in NY.

There's a person etc. Someone's giving $1000 for someone who's gone on to be with the Lord.

#24 Give the Devil a Black Eye!

2 people at 500 makes 1000; he'll count that! Isn't that cheating. ???

Halfway there.

Ooh I feel the Anoiting of Hot Prosperity!!!

Needs help w/Gospel, TV bills (huh?), payroll (so he's paying folk to show old tapes!)

No tongues as of yet. Darn! Lots of Tiltonisms though.

Fred Johnson to sing? No Fred? Lets see where we'll at be4 we go to
Fred. We rebuke Devil Hallejuah.

David is #27. Yeah yeah.

Only need 17 more get that yellow sheet Dan!

Yes the 10000 Vow of Faith!!! She counts toward the total. Padding the stats RT?

I'm tired of counting. We need a faster fax. Also Robert Tilton needs a Webpage, new programs, and better common sense. I tell you he can take any verse and tie it into prosperity.

Atlanta Los Angeles up in the 40s. Let's do it let's do it! Sorry Bob I'm still a virgin thanks.

No time for Fred (worst of the singers; I prefer Beau Williams)

Some of you you're gonna be sitting here same time next year unless you do the Vow! Covenant of God through Hot soil.
Full Gospel (I thought he was Word of Faith?). Hanging on to the end. Prompt to do it repeated 3x. God can meet needs sufficient for every good work and charitable donation.

He who sow sparingly etc.

2 Minute Warning and he needs 6 People!

Will he make it? Can the anoiting prosper. Don't eat seed give to the dead come on Saints!

He's pulling every trick in the book!

1 minute for 3 people.

Down to the very last second.

30 seconds 3 more for #1000.

Jesus jesus jesus name.

Credits coming up. He:

Made it.

Don't miss God.

Sonda basoya.

[Kay Scarpetta]

Ok, I got lost somewhere around the second post LOL, but that's ok I'll read it over

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°·.*¤*-Blair Warner-*¤*.·°

I lerb Lisa Whelchel! LERB is me and Morganne's word lol.

Blair: Well, you don't see me getting all upset when people tell me how gorgeous I am!

Watch out for the Scary Pie man Dana he is gonna come get you!

[Kitt]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever:
Ok, I got lost somewhere around the second post LOL, but that's ok I'll read it over


Karli, I'll have to say it a gain...you're a riot.

[Robert Tilton]

Some random notes about the message:

Robert Tilton was a popular Word of Faith minister in the late 70s/early 80s. Back then there were big scandals involving ministers like Jim Baker w/PTL, Jimmy Swaggart, and of course Robert Tilton.

Tilton around mid/late 80s basically survived the scandal in a better fashion (He just went off the air for a few years while Baker went to prison for tax evasion).

Now fast forwarding to the present:

His show (Tilton's) was called "Success-N-Life. Its plan was much like an informercial to make money. In fact RT had gotten the idea of having a 1-hour show from a Dave Del Lotto informercial for Real Estate in the 70s.

Tilton would do the $1000 Vow of Faith prosperity plan which said if you give $ to a minister (or church) God'll bless you with Riches and Great Wealth. That's the theory w/the TV Evangelists.

Amen.

Anyway Black Entertainment Network picked him up in the later 90s. He recently went off the air this year several months back. On the Graveyard Shift (4:00 AM EST) Tilton was a Master of Christian Televangelist comedy. Every Show...That's Right...Every Show!?! He would bring up the Vow of Faith $1000 Wonder Plan of Prosperity. And it was entertainment at its finest comparable to Leno or Letterman (or even 3s Company!)

Amen.

I got the bright idea of typing out the words that Tilton said (I'm a fast typer) while Success N Life was on. So the stuff you read above was from a Robert Tilton Sermon. And boy was it hard to keep up...but then again it was easy!

You see Tilton tends to Ramble on...BUT he tends to use what I call Tiltonisms. Such as:

Why sit we here till we die!

Do something lest you do nothing (give $ to his church or whatever)

Some of you are gonna be sitting there in that same chair next year unless you move in Prosperity Faith (give $ again; its repetitive)

The Widow Woman. <In the Bible Elijah went to a lady's house (woman of Zerapath) and the lady baked him a cake. At the time there was famine & she and her son was starving you see. But when she baked him a cake (last meal) God sent a Miracle (keeping her fed & making her oil not run out). RT uses this; shoot ALL EVANGELISTS ON TV USE THIS>

Among other things he did in the past:

The scandal w/RT involved his taking folks Prayer Requests and Trashing Them while pocketing the $. This was covered on Primetime Live (20/20). When it was revealed Tilton had Plastic Surgery RT said it was because and I quote:

"I had laid on the Prayer Requests to Pray over them and the ink got into my bloodstream (or something) and caused my looks to mess up" Okay. Whatever.

Actually a Spectrum Analysis of Televangelists Reveals Lots! of Wigs! Hair Pieces! Makeup (Tammy Fay Baker) and as one poster in Usenet put it:

"A lot of the preacher's wives looked like Hookers past their Prime"

For more info about Robert Tilton:

Try Google.

Amen.

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by kittflynn:
Karli, I'll have to say it a gain...you're a riot.

awwwwwwww ha ha thanks! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif



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°·.*¤*-Blair Warner-*¤*.·°

I lerb Lisa Whelchel! LERB is me and Morganne's word lol.

Blair: Well, you don't see me getting all upset when people tell me how gorgeous I am!

Watch out for the Scary Pie man Dana he is gonna come get you!